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2008-02-04 03:17:56
Raphi
Banned
+354|6550|Basel, Switzerland
Phetal says:

BF2s, welcome to the show,
Phetal and Raphi will tell you how it goes,
We set the rules, you play along
which one of you sheeples can turn this fucker on?

_________________________________________
As you can see, it's about dissraps.
As in Naightknifers thread, you make a diss against me/Phetal and we will reply.  There's basicially no price out there, just for fun and pride
I hope we can get some funny rhymes together, you wont beat us anyway.
2008-02-04 03:20:04
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6627|Oregon
that's right...
and to start it off, why not bring back an old favorite?

Phetal wrote:

Fake ass fucker Bf2s MC's,
Your whole life begins and ends with your IP,
You bitch about gettin' capped with the '36E
DO SOMPIN 'BOUT IT, Y-T-M-N-D!

You know each fuckin' meme liek teh back of your hand,
C'mon man your too big for 4chan
awright, i guess I overestimated y'all
I hear you'll be startin' 5th grade next fall.

Watch your back, motherfuckers,
it's me again!
My rhymes flow faster than a fuckin J-10!
I keep the cash rollin like an ATM
It's you For The Loss and me For The Win.

You flaunt your karma like it was made of ice,
but the only thing less cool than that is your lice
You natty haired greaseball, quit lookin' at porn
The last time you touched pussy was when you were born!
Oh!

-hook-
Go AFK for once, get some sunshine
Phetal's in town and Stats are offline

Go AFK for once, get some sunshine
Phetal's in town and Stats are offline.
-hook.

This whole fucking site is like your religion
Shut up, Mod-fearing sons of bitches and listen,
I rep hard... like it was 1942,
200 years later and you're still a noob.

"Duurr, hey guys, why's my game so slow?"
Probably cuz you're playin' on a macbook pro!
"Oh no, Bernadictus, please don't ban me!"
GO AHEAD AND FUCKING DO IT YOU PANSY!

I'll dis your system no matter what your specs
A couple Eighty-eight hundred GTX?
That's the closest some of you will get to sex,
Don't mean to be to harsh, but what did you expect?

I represent on a laptop with a GeForce GO
But I don't care, cuz I've got a Ho
I've got dough, mad skillz and this mad flow,
Outta the gunner's seat, I fly this Solo.

-hook-

Go AFK for once, get some sunshine
Phetal's in town and Stats are offline

Go AFK for once, get some sunshine
Phetal's in town and Stats are offline.
-hook-
edit: but let me also repeat... this is meant as a joke... no offense to anyone.

Last edited by djphetal (2008-02-04 03:22:12)

2008-02-04 03:51:00
bennisboy
Member
+829|6938|Poundland
Dont have time to join in atm, but as I remember phetal was good, n raphi you were rather bad
2008-02-04 04:17:22
Raphi
Banned
+354|6550|Basel, Switzerland

bennisboy wrote:

Dont have time to join in atm, but as I remember phetal was good, n raphi you were rather bad
-hook-
You say something about me?
You think I'm rather a bad MC?
I will kill ya, you will see.
5 slits in your throat with your bf2 CD.

There you go, you wannabe.
Want to be something you'll never be
A gay boy, that's what I see
Why don't you just agree with me?
-hook-

Phetal isn't here,
he's out with his gangstas drinkin' a beer
I'm still enough to get you tears
Your mother told me, I'm your biggest fear

She also told me some other things
Your closet is full with your mothers strings
You stole 'em all, that's what your gayness brings
See, me and phetal are the only kings
2008-02-04 04:17:57
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6913|London, England
inb4bennis
2008-02-04 04:19:12
Raphi
Banned
+354|6550|Basel, Switzerland

Mek-Izzle wrote:

inb4penis
Can't wait to hear his answer
2008-02-04 04:19:24
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6811|Adelaide, South Australia

You guys are raping my eyes
I can't take this crap,
It's as bad as rap.

(Congratulations, you make me want to break my own fingers for typing that)

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2008-02-04 04:24:17)

2008-02-04 04:33:57
Raphi
Banned
+354|6550|Basel, Switzerland

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

You people are raping my eyes. I'm out.
Sure, the loosers are always out
That iss what this thread is about
You've lost it, you never got loud
You gotta search a better talent scout

Break your fingers, break ya neck
Nobody cares about you, you're a wreck
Get back to your card games and fix your deck
Or go to your docter and get a health check

You are weird, you're wise of acting
I've never heard anyone worser rapping
No, you wont go back-reacting
I've seen alot but you're the most distracting.
2008-02-04 04:57:01
Raphi
Banned
+354|6550|Basel, Switzerland
You Bf2es, think you're cool
You life begins with supah end ends with lulz
What's up with you? Are you fools?
No nade spam that's your only rule

Let's talk about supah, your only god
His MOM IS NAME BARBARARABA
I'm not the only one who lol'd.
But supah's too much for you, get the golden shot

You dream of him, you pray for him
Normal people dream of lil' kim
Oh, and don't forget to go to the gym
Or you wont be able to climb the climbpp.

Oh shit, how was it called again?
Starts with la, ends with dder, twas my hint
Run it, do a  long sprint
Don't get exthausted like on the battlefield
2008-02-04 05:20:13
bennisboy
Member
+829|6938|Poundland
you shall get my answer when i come back from Lunch
2008-02-04 05:28:29
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6489|Winland

*BOMBOM* HARD *BOMBOM* ROCK *DERRRRRRR* HALLELUJA!

GTFO with your rap!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
2008-02-04 06:21:30
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6760

Sorry to blow your party, but you aren't more special than any of us...

Why can't you just use the old thread?
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
2008-02-04 06:26:15
bennisboy
Member
+829|6938|Poundland

Raphi wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Dont have time to join in atm, but as I remember phetal was good, n raphi you were rather bad
-hook-
You say something about me?
You think I'm rather a bad MC?
I will kill ya, you will see.
5 slits in your throat with your bf2 CD.

There you go, you wannabe.
Want to be something you'll never be
A gay boy, that's what I see
Why don't you just agree with me?
-hook-

Phetal isn't here,
he's out with his gangstas drinkin' a beer
I'm still enough to get you tears
Your mother told me, I'm your biggest fear

She also told me some other things
Your closet is full with your mothers strings
You stole 'em all, that's what your gayness brings
See, me and phetal are the only kings
Let me put it simply, If your rhymes were any shitter
They'd be in the samn damn bin as the dog litter
I leave u standing cos I'm the bestest spitter
The best of the best spitters
My lyrics are epic hard hitters
I suggest you become another one of the quitters
My rhymes fuck wit your head n leave you with the jitters

My lyrics are fucking superb
A combination of many an explosive verb
Fuck the BF2 CD
I fuck you up with just hands from yours truly

I see why they called you Ersguterjunge
Cos your rhymes are so immature
They're polluted while I keep mine pure
I come up with so many new rhymes, they call me the entrepreneur

I agree with noobest
Use the old thread if you get the gist
Cos if not you'll get the mods pissed
And you'll be added to the ban list
2008-02-04 06:29:59
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6989

It doesn't even make sense. If you're going to do this, why not give it some kind of meaning instead of just rhyming words that often have nothing to do with the previous line?
2008-02-04 06:31:11
bennisboy
Member
+829|6938|Poundland

PspRpg-7 wrote:

It doesn't even make sense. If you're going to do this, why not give it some kind of meaning instead of just rhyming words that often have nothing to do with the previous line?
excuse me, mine do
2008-02-04 06:31:21
Ben0
The Last Gunslinger
+38|6666|Southampton
I'm with freezer....

I...AM......IRONMAN..... *DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUUN DADADADADADA DUN DUN DUN DUUUN*

You put the C in rap.

Last edited by Ben0 (2008-02-04 06:32:01)

2008-02-04 06:37:09
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6913|London, England
h8ers
2008-02-04 06:48:26
Bernadictus
Moderator
+1,055|7029

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle
Lets keep this Dizzle
In the same threadizzle.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=89765

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