LOL - My email from Dell

2008-01-31 21:40:33

#1

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6816|Brisbane, Australia

Well I ordered a laptop about a week ago and it arrived today. However the "estimated time of arrival" was the 5th of Feb (next week).

So because it was supposedly a 48 hour "Quickship" I fired off an email:

Hi, I am assuming this is the right email address.

My laptop is estimated to be delivered on the 5th of February. I understand that payment just went through yesterday (31st Jan) and that the weekend is smackbang in the middle, but whichever way you look at it, the 5th of February is 5 days, not 48 hours as was promised on the quickship models. If it is 2 working days, then surely today and Monday next week count as two? It is just that I am going away on the 5th, and would rather the laptop be delivered and I don't have to be waiting around for it.

Thanks in advance,

Tim *censored*

Then as it arrived at my house literally 30 minutes after that email:

Sorry about that, the laptop arrived today!

I guess the estimated delivery doesn't take into account the quickship?

All sorted anyway. Sorry about the email, haha.

Tim *Censored*

Then he replied:

no worries! i'm glad it arrived today!

thanx Tim!

Little unprofessional? Rofl.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2008-01-31 21:42:17

#2

ozzie_johnson: Member; +98|7035|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia

Meh at least it was a real email unlike the cheap for more information look at the site for details.

2008-01-31 21:42:28

#3

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7141

At lease you were talking to a person and not getting automated emails.

2008-01-31 21:43:22

#4

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6902|South Florida

Haha they really said "Thanx"?
Wow. No caps either.

haha way unprofessional especially since you wrote it professionally

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 21:43:40

#5

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6944|NYC / Hamburg

you name is Tim? I would have never guessed

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-01-31 21:44:20

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6824|Chicago, IL

I assume an e-mail bot would have been better?

2008-01-31 21:50:05

#7

[email protected]: Member; +28|6601

hai tim lap top is on teh ways OLOL!1

2008-01-31 21:50:56

#8

TeamOrange: Don't be that guy; +84|6688

At least they replied to your email

2008-01-31 21:51:05

#9

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6902|South Florida

[email protected] wrote:
hai tim lap top is on teh ways OLOL!1

hahahahahahahaha

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 21:51:11

#10

aimless: Member; +166|6502|Texas

It's supposed to make them "friendlier" and more appealing.

omg lyke u bought a dell kekeke

2008-01-31 21:52:43

#11

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7083

That's a good thing. It's Much better than the typical automated e-mails you get.

2008-01-31 21:53:18

#12

OxiDeOwns: Member; +15|6597|Sydney, Australia

dell fails tho

2008-01-31 21:58:16

#13

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6597|Phoenix, AZ

i like that unfake shit

Im tired of those bullshit emails

Hello Tim,

As I see, you have received your laptop?

And your laptop was scheduled for delivery on the 5th of February...

However you did receive it today?

If this is true I am extremely pleased you have received your Dell Laptop.

I hope you have had a pleasant experience with dell and on behalf of dell I would like to thank you for shopping with us.

- John (I hate my fucking job and typing these nice emails to people I could give less of a shit about) Doe

**

If you are not pleased with the outcome, or you believe I have misinterperted your inquiry, please respond to this email and I will assist you within
1(one) business day.

Id rather recieve

Glad you got the laptop in time.

Yeah thats a known error by the way, I.T is working on it though.

No worries, any problems in the future just leave me an email at [email protected]

Enjoy the laptop...

- John

but with all that "Bullshit niceness" Microsoft is by far the worst tbh.

2008-01-31 21:58:30

#14

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6491|SC | USA |

OxiDeOwns wrote:
dell fails tho

Gaming = fail

Business = alright.

Last edited by The_Sniper_NM (2008-01-31 21:59:09)

2008-01-31 22:00:55

#15

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6899|...

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Tim *Censored* MmmaaaaH

2008-01-31 22:03:27

#16

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6816|Brisbane, Australia

lulz, I wasn't complaining it just surprised me a lot.

These replies have made me lol, speshully the kekeke one and jsnipy

2008-01-31 22:21:45

#17

SenorToenails: Veritas et Scientia; +444|6507|North Tonawanda, NY

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
lulz, I wasn't complaining it just surprised me a lot.

These replies have made me lol, speshully the kekeke one and jsnipy

Didn't you get a tracking number for the shipment? I ordered a Dell laptop in October, and as soon as I had the tracking number, I checked daily to see when it would be delivered. I didn't want the UPS guy to leave a box labeled DELL unattended on the doorstep while I was gone.

2008-01-31 22:29:18

#18

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6974|Seattle

SenorToenails wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
lulz, I wasn't complaining it just surprised me a lot.

These replies have made me lol, speshully the kekeke one and jsnipy
Didn't you get a tracking number for the shipment? I ordered a Dell laptop in October, and as soon as I had the tracking number, I checked daily to see when it would be delivered. I didn't want the UPS guy to leave a box labeled DELL unattended on the doorstep while I was gone.

That kind of happened to me. My cousin gave me a $100 e-gift card to Macy's.com so I bought all socks with it (like 5 packages at $15/ea), anyways, I had it shipped to my old work building, but it mysteriously disappeared. <-- Bummer that. Then my gf kicked me out for a few weeks and neglected to give me any socks with my shit thrown in the front yard. I'm very sensitive when it comes to socks nowadays.

Edit: oh yeah, I almost forgot... I think I kind of work for Dell now... at Boeing but someone else hired me... it's weird, don't ask.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-31 22:34:46

#19

psH: Banned; +217|6760|Sydney

King_County_Downy wrote:
SenorToenails wrote:
TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
lulz, I wasn't complaining it just surprised me a lot.

These replies have made me lol, speshully the kekeke one and jsnipy
Didn't you get a tracking number for the shipment? I ordered a Dell laptop in October, and as soon as I had the tracking number, I checked daily to see when it would be delivered. I didn't want the UPS guy to leave a box labeled DELL unattended on the doorstep while I was gone.
That kind of happened to me. My cousin gave me a $100 e-gift card to Macy's.com so I bought all socks with it (like 5 packages at $15/ea), anyways, I had it shipped to my old work building, but it mysteriously disappeared. <-- Bummer that. Then my gf kicked me out for a few weeks and neglected to give me any socks with my shit thrown in the front yard. I'm very sensitive when it comes to socks nowadays.

you had 100USD, and you..bought socks?

2008-01-31 22:36:36

#20

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6974|Seattle

Ashlite wrote:
you had 100USD, and you..bought socks?

Yeah, I didn't have any. And I couldn't stand looking at the male models, modeling the clothes on their website. So I chose socks

Edit: For Example.

and here:

https://xs124.xs.to/xs124/08055/375620_fpx.tif273.jpg

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-31 22:39:08

#21

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6526|'straya

when i got my dell it also came early... around 4-5 days early if i recall... and i was glad because i was about to go on holidays.... and trusting friends with my new computer didnt seem appealing lol

2008-01-31 22:53:37

#22

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6574|Winland

I find that pretty good, unlike that, as previously mentioned, bullshit niceness.

Way to go, Dell!

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-01-31 23:00:09

#23

Moo? Si!: Tall, Dark, Antlered; +39|6505|817---->907

King_County_Downy wrote:
Ashlite wrote:
you had 100USD, and you..bought socks?
Yeah, I didn't have any. And I couldn't stand looking at the male models, modeling the clothes on their website. So I chose socks

Edit: For Example.

and here:
http://xs124.xs.to/xs124/08055/375620_fpx.tif273.jpg

Most incredible thing I have ever read. I'm not lying.

2008-01-31 23:06:47

#24

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6974|Seattle

Moo? Si! wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Ashlite wrote:
you had 100USD, and you..bought socks?
Yeah, I didn't have any. And I couldn't stand looking at the male models, modeling the clothes on their website. So I chose socks

Edit: For Example.

and here:
http://xs124.xs.to/xs124/08055/375620_fpx.tif273.jpg
Most incredible thing I have ever read. I'm not lying.

It's a true E-Hollywood story.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2008-01-31 23:49:53

#25

Mitch92uK: aka [DBS]Mitch92uK; +192|6612|United Kingdom

Least they're human

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