NateW
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Fanfiction from a 9 year old. The narration, and animation is awesome.



John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?

Last edited by NateWiese (2008-01-27 11:55:08)

MERCFLF8
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too fucking funny
Stimey
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That was hilarious.
Note subtle in there.
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Ninja_Kid2002
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+119|6484|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
Out-f*cking-standing
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
+131|6835|Medford, WI
eh, that was weird, I didnt really like it, that voice annoyed me
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6216|...
so random that it's funny
inane little opines
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6906|Tampa Bay Florida
LMFAO

cant wait till the next one
David.P
Banned
+649|6490
Damn you and your avatar/sig!
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6349|Carnoustie, Scotland
LOL
Microwave
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+515|6872|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

Funky_Finny wrote:

LOL
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6967|the middle of nowhere
My Lungs Hurt From Laughing.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6506|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

james@alienware wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

LOL
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6967|the middle of nowhere
Idlewild
Disrupted Logic
+71|6545|Londawn
Fuxing hell that's the funniest thing i've seen for a while.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6863|Poundland
wow that was pretty bad, especially the repetition of john freeman every second
xGj
Official lame Crysis fanboy.
+84|6588|Netherlands tbh
Freakin awesome
firebolt5
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+114|6372
Gordon Frohman...
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6991|Noizyland

Excellent! Can't wait for the sequel!
This flash version is great too:
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
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Awsm!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6695|Communist Republic of CA, USA
That was good.
CloakedStarship
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The cop had headcrabs.  Best line ever.  God i love the epic readings from ytmnd.

Wow that was a great video and audio accompaniment, +1 to whoever made that video.

Last edited by CloakedStarship (2008-02-14 19:17:20)

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