dont b making fun of me meh my nick name is biggie smallz lolzMasterstyle wrote:
Yo mom has one big tit and one little tit and they call her biggie smalls
biggie smallz --------------------> 0o
Yo mama is so old that when she got pulled over the officer asked for her license and she pulled out a FOSSIL.
Last edited by Master* (2008-01-22 09:40:09)
a year bump for thatMaster* wrote:
Yo mama is so old that when she got pulled over the officer asked for her license she pulled out a FOSSIL.
Yo momma is my momma.
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...The Sheriff wrote:
a year bump for thatMaster* wrote:
Yo mama is so old that when she got pulled over the officer asked for her license she pulled out a FOSSIL.
Yo momma's so stupid she hid behind glass when yhe police came.
Yo momma's so small she hanglides off a dorito.
Yo momma's so fat she went up the Eiffel tower and it sank.
Yo momma's so small she hanglides off a dorito.
Yo momma's so fat she went up the Eiffel tower and it sank.
yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so stupid that she ate cereal with a fork to conserve milk
Yo momma so fat you use her thong as a hammok.
Yo momma so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss three commercials.
Yo momma so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss three commercials.
Last edited by ShowMeTheMonkey (2008-01-22 09:46:54)
Yo momma so greasy that she used bacon as a band-aid.
Yo momma is so poor that when you stepped on your cigarette, she said "Who turned off the light!?"
Yo momma is so poor that when you stepped on your cigarette, she said "Who turned off the light!?"
Last edited by Ryan (2008-01-22 09:47:55)
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
So not just bumping a year old thread, but re-posting year old posts from the same thread!!!!Master* wrote:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 3#p1116443
Last edited by KylieTastic (2008-01-22 09:47:45)
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out george washington's nose.
yo mama is so retarded she revives year old threads.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.KylieTastic wrote:
So not just bumping a year old thread, but re-posting year old posts from the same thread!!!!Master* wrote:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 3#p1116443
Yo mamma is so fat that before she turns over on the bed, its alrdy her birthday
Your momma`s so fat that when I was fucking her, I got 3rd degree burns on my ass from the lightbulb.
ur mum
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Your momma is so greasy, she used a burrito to curl her hair.
yo momma so ugly she make onions cry
Yo momma is so hairy she blow drys her armpits
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma is so dumb she failed a survey.
Yo momma is so dumb she failed a survey.
#rekt
fucking LOLBf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Yo momma's so fat she went up the Eiffel tower and it sank.
Your mums so ugly that they knew what time she was born cos her face stopped the clock
your mum's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity