Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6216|Belgium

SEREMAKER wrote:

when I saw the title ...........  I thought you were asking " How to get a girl pregnant"

I was hopeing to use my verison of the birds and the bees
Please do anyway
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6940|Scotland

Nappy wrote:

or she will pee it out (or something)





I've had that with two girls. Both of them were fake, fucking bitches.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6352|Carnoustie, Scotland
At least you didn't cum after a minute

Seriously? I don't think she's pregnant, unless either of you are super-fertile. Get her to get a pregnency test, and talk to her if she's pregnant, or if she's not, chill with her, and wrap up warm next time.
Johnny_Extremer
I Am McLovin!!!!
+22|6481
Lol my friend has been screwing his girlfriend unprotected because he thought she was on the pill. I told him ok then a week later he tells me shes pregnant and shes not on the pill or any type of birth control. So you do what I told him to do Punch her in the stomach. Make it look like you did it on accident.

Last edited by Johnny_Extremer (2008-01-12 05:12:24)

Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6622|dm_maidenhead
<teddyjimmy> u know what
<teddyjimmy> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=89814
<teddyjimmy> threads like these are stupid
<teddyjimmy> 1.) He's never had sex
<teddyjimmy> 2.)He never will have sex
<teddyjimmy> 3.)He's like 12
<teddyjimmy> actually copy and paste what i just said
<teddyjimmy> and post it
<teddyjimmy>
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6542|Orrstrayleea
BAHAHAHAHAAHHA....POWND
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6542|Orrstrayleea

Peter wrote:

<teddyjimmy> u know what
<teddyjimmy> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=89814
<teddyjimmy> threads like these are stupid
<teddyjimmy> 1.) He's never had sex
<teddyjimmy> 2.)He never will have sex
<teddyjimmy> 3.)He's like 12
<teddyjimmy> actually copy and paste what i just said
<teddyjimmy> and post it
<teddyjimmy>
Is tedd banned? I was thinking the same thing
137twozerosniper
Member
+57|6785|UK

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

Man...I need to pray hard everyday
praying wont save you here bud
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6841|Gold coast, Aus.

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

Man...I need to pray hard everyday
Ah, so this is why you can't just get an abortion. You're religious.

Hahahahah enjoy your baby.
suomalainen_äijä
Member
+64|6385
that sucks, especially if you're not ready to raise a child
bennisboy
Member
+829|6866|Poundland
I have a solution, it sounds like smsmortion
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6194|England

How old are you?
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6622|dm_maidenhead

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Peter wrote:

<teddyjimmy> u know what
<teddyjimmy> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=89814
<teddyjimmy> threads like these are stupid
<teddyjimmy> 1.) He's never had sex
<teddyjimmy> 2.)He never will have sex
<teddyjimmy> 3.)He's like 12
<teddyjimmy> actually copy and paste what i just said
<teddyjimmy> and post it
<teddyjimmy>
Is tedd banned? I was thinking the same thing
He voluntarily got himself banned for studying. But he'll be back in 4 days.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6515
hmmm... im 22, year from finishing college. I don't think she was ovulating...At least I hope not. And I stopped screwing her as soon as my logic came through... But I read online, that even if you enter her, stuff can still come out even if you dont feel it.... as for the praying thing...I pray just about everyday and yeah, this was a mistake, which is why I stopped before it got really heated up. So no i'm not using praying as some last resort.
And to that guy who said he prayed for me, I really appreciate that.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6194|England

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

I pray just about everyday and yeah, this was a mistake
Your right.

Praying is a big mistake.
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|6761|Washington

adam1503 wrote:

So why werent you using a comdom?  If you're not mature enough to show some self control when it comes to sex, youre not mature enough to have sex.
I never used one and I only got one kid or 2 ? maybe? lol
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6841|Gold coast, Aus.

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

hmmm... im 22, year from finishing college. I don't think she was ovulating...At least I hope not. And I stopped screwing her as soon as my logic came through... But I read online, that even if you enter her, stuff can still come out even if you dont feel it.... as for the praying thing...I pray just about everyday and yeah, this was a mistake, which is why I stopped before it got really heated up. So no i'm not using praying as some last resort.
And to that guy who said he prayed for me, I really appreciate that.
https://i7.tinypic.com/6x95qug.jpg

God doesn't exist, and even if he does he doesn't care about you.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6742
wait. you're 22 and about to graduate from college, and you still had to ask this question? maybe you should gain a little maturity before you start sticking your penis in places that it shouldn't be.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6940|California

Ask yourself how long it is between periods and come back to me.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|6976|Scotland

Wow. Are people always this stupid? Or do they still follow the "christian method" - Remove tool before asplosion.

Well, that just shows you. There is a 50/50 chance.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6515
she had her last period around 17 days agoo...but she says she's really irregular
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6742

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

she had her last period around 17 days agoo...but she says she's really irregular
...
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6841|Gold coast, Aus.

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

she had her last period around 17 days agoo...but she says she's really irregular
Wow.
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6515
why the silence???
Hakei
Banned
+295|6215
Am I the only one that thinks hax tbh?

How would someone like you get laid?

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