BF2S Forums Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

<GeorgeDubyaBush>    that is true
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    JESUS IS ON MY SIDE
    <DoctaStrangelove>    oh God
    <TonyBlair>    and Margert Thatcher is on mine my dear boy
    ===    The nickname “Richard” is already in use, use the /nick command to pick a new one.
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    well, that's all good
    =-=    YOU are now known as RichardNixon
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    gtfo nixon
    <TonyBlair>    Nixxxxxxon my dear boy
    <RichardNixon>    no u
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    you're a disgrace ot this great nation
    <TonyBlair>    your nose may come in useful
    <RichardNixon>    so r u
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    your ass, not mine
    <RichardNixon>    no u
    <TonyBlair>    does it vibrate?
    <RichardNixon>    yes
    <RichardNixon>    yes it does
    <TonyBlair>    O bloody hell
    <TonyBlair>    fuck of bush
    <TonyBlair>    nixon's here
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    fine then
    * Heggs    sends a private message to RichardNixon. Type /server inbox to view. (1 New)
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    say good bye to your tea
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    and prepare to hail your new indian overlords
    <TonyBlair>    don't worry
    <TonyBlair>    I have reserves
    * RichardNixon    has reseigned
    =-=    YOU are now known as JerryFord
    <TonyBlair>    Ford
    <JerryFord>    yes
    <TonyBlair>    I'd appreciate it if you came back
    <TonyBlair>    as somebody
    <JerryFord>    ?
    <TonyBlair>    I've actually heard of
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    =-=    Mode #bf2s +v blip2 by ChanServ
    <ChanServ>    [blip2] YARR!!! BEWARE BOARDERS!
    <JerryFord>    okay
    * JerryFord    has lost the election
    <TonyBlair>    o dear
    =-=    YOU are now known as JimmyCarter
    <TonyBlair>    aaa
    <TonyBlair>    Jimmy
    <JimmyCarter>    better?
    <TonyBlair>    you got the nobel peace prize
    <TonyBlair>    for fucking your secretary?
    <JimmyCarter>    That I did
    <TonyBlair>    nobody else would do it
    <TonyBlair>    very honourable
    <TonyBlair>    my dear boy
    <TonyBlair>    I commend you
    <JimmyCarter>    no, Bill fucked his sec
    <TonyBlair>    both did
    <JimmyCarter>    I buld houses for poor people in teh south
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    OH GO DJIMMY
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    YOU WERE THE MOST USELESS PRESIDENT OUR NATION EVER HAD
    * JimmyCarter    lost teh election
    =-=    YOU are now known as RonReagan
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    OMG RONALD
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    YOU'RE MY HERO
    <RonReagan>    who am I again?
    <RonReagan>    I keeps forgetting
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    EVEN IF YOU ARE DEAD AND HAVE ALZHEIMERS
    <TonyBlair>    You're the porn actor right?
    <RonReagan>    I don't know
    <TonyBlair>    I've seen your weanie
    <RonReagan>    I forgot
    <TonyBlair>    Cherie loved it
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    that's ronjeremy
    <TonyBlair>    no
    <TonyBlair>    I could have sworn it was Ronald
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    i'd totally be willing to see ronreagans wang though
    <RonReagan>    it was who?
    <TonyBlair>    he has a mole on his left ball
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    WHIP OUT YOUR WANG
    <TonyBlair>    show us dear boy
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    PROVE IT
    <RonReagan>    what is a wang?
    <RonReagan>    I forgets again
    <TonyBlair>    a pocketrocket
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    OR ILL GET THE STAR WARS PROJECT TO NUKE YOUR HOUSE
    <RonReagan>    Star wArs?
    <RonReagan>    isn't that a TV show
    <RonReagan>    with that Spock guy?
    <TonyBlair>    Pumping Pole of Penile Power
    <TonyBlair>    Piss Pump
    * RonReagan    's term ended
    <TonyBlair>    Meat Wrench
    =-=    YOU are now known as GeorgeBushSr
    <TonyBlair>    Trouser Snake
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    DADDY
    <TonyBlair>    One Hole Friction Whistle
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    HI DADDY
    <GeorgeBushSr>    Hi son
    <GeorgeBushSr>    how's it going?
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    want me to go kill that mean ol' mr saddam?
    <TonyBlair>    Trouser Trout
    <GeorgeBushSr>    yeah
    <TonyBlair>    In Britain
    <TonyBlair>    we do not
    <GeorgeBushSr>    he was a dick
    <TonyBlair>    approve
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    k, brb
    <TonyBlair>    of incest
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    prepares marines, army, air force, and navy
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    leaves them i ndesert for 10 years
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    attacks and finishes war in 3 months
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    uh-ho
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    HELP ME PLAN AN EXIT DAD
    <GeorgeBushSr>    uh
    <GeorgeBushSr>    i dunno lol!
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    OH NOES
    <TonyBlair>    suck al gore's dick
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    makes speech about iran being evil
    * GeorgeBushSr    aproves of that speech on FOX News
    * TonyBlair    converts to catholocism
    =-=    TonyBlair is now known as ThePope
    <ThePope>    Come children
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    i'm gonna make the navy name an aircraft carrier after you, okay dad?
    <ThePope>    if I touch your dick
    <ThePope>    you'll be blessed
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    holds gun to head admiral's head until George H.W. Bush is name of new carrier
    <ThePope>    shoot him
    <ThePope>    god will reward you
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    but mr.pope
    <ThePope>    with 72 virgins
    <GeorgeDubyaBush>    you used to be a nazi
    * GeorgeBushSr    lost the election
    <ThePope>    I also used to be jewish
    =-=    YOU are now known as BillyC
    <BillyC>    wanna fuck?
    * GeorgeDubyaBush    lost the election
    <ThePope>    I can't
    =-=    GeorgeDubyaBush is now known as HilaryC
    <ThePope>    I'm sworn to celibicy
    <BillyC>    then can you suck mai weanor
    <HilaryC>    WHAT WAS THAT BILL
    <BillyC>    no
    <BillyC>    it was
    <HilaryC>    ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME AGAIN
    <BillyC>    uh
    <BillyC>    RonReagan
    <ThePope>    is it blessed?
    <HilaryC>    BITCH, GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH
    <BillyC>    stfu pope
    <BillyC>    k
    <HilaryC>    NOW
    * BillyC    makes his husband a sandwich
    <ThePope>    you said the f word
    <Heggs>    weird
    <HilaryC>    WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
    <BillyC>    no I didn't
    <BillyC>    that was RichardNixon
    <ThePope>    yes you did
    * HilaryC    pimpslaps BillyC
    <ThePope>    don't lie to me boy
    * BillyC    cries
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    <HilaryC>    NO CRYING
    * HilaryC    pimpslaps BillyC
    <DrunkenPirate>    wtf
    * BillyC    is no moar
    <[ST6]AccessDenied>    rofl
    <ThePope>    DrunkenPirate
    <w00f>    i guess DrunkenPirate is the one and only rum baron
    <ThePope>    BEING DRUNK
    <ThePope>    IS A SIN
    =-=    YOU are now known as Al
    <DrunkenPirate>    fu?
    <HilaryC>    oh hai thar al
    <HilaryC>    have a nice time inventing the internet?
    <Al>    hi hil
    <Heggs>    haha
    <ThePope>    Hilary
    <Al>    I invents teh interenets long time ago
    <ThePope>    do you shave your underparts?
    <Al>    now I fight Global Warmin'
    =-=    DrunkenPirate is now known as MargaretThatcher
    <MargaretThatcher>    ;o
    <HilaryC>    well, thanks to you, i now have something to denounce
    <Al>    with my SlideShows
    <HilaryC>    uh oh
    <ThePope>    o hello Maggie
    <HilaryC>    i sense PMS
    <MargaretThatcher>    ;)
    <HilaryC>    brb, gonna go nuke a country for no good reason at all
    <ThePope>    no miners here
    =-=    [ST6]AccessDenied is now known as JesseJackson
    <Al>    Al [SlideShow] GlobalWaming
    * HilaryC    nukes Azerbaijan
    <JesseJackson>    IM FUCKING EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE THX
    <MargaretThatcher>    Falklands!111!!!!
    <HilaryC>    i'm back from my PMS
    <Heggs>    this is good, but not nearly as good as the star wars orgy
    * ThePope    dies fucking a prostitue
    <Poseidon>    aesfsdafsaf
    <Heggs>    nothing is as good as the star wars orgy
    =-=    ThePope is now known as Hitler
    <Hitler>    Heil
    =-=    JesseJackson is now known as Stalin
    <Heggs>    quite the transition
    =-=    Hitler was booted from #bf2s by Poseidon (mein juden)
    <Stalin>    we win
    =-=    Heggs is now known as WillSmith
    <Stalin>    well
    <Stalin>    i win
    <WillSmith>    oh hi hitler, i like you
    * Al    loses to a coke-head
    =-=    MargaretThatcher is now known as Churchill
    <Stalin>    hitler got pwnt
    =-=    [RD]Entropy`Sleep is now known as Heggs
    * HilaryC    gets sex change
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    <Churchill>    HAI2U
    ===    The nickname “Stalin” is already in use, use the /nick command to pick a new one.
    =-=    HilaryC is now known as FDR
    <Stalin>    stalin never gets pwnt
    <Heggs>    im not playing
    <FDR>    DUDE I'M OLD
    =-=    YOU are now known as J-Stalin
    <teddyjimmy>    Hitler got owned
    * WillSmith    gets jiggy with it
    =-=    FDR was booted from #bf2s by Poseidon (polio)
    <Heggs>    just being a fag
    <J-Stalin>    stfu hitler
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    =-=    Mode #bf2s +v FDR by ChanServ
    <Churchill>    hahahaha
    <FDR>    lawl
    * J-Stalin    [T34] Htiler
    * FDR    is cured
    * FDR    dies
    <Churchill>    !
    =-=    FDR is now known as Truman
    <WillSmith>    so, anyone see my wife around here
    <Poseidon>    !k Truman nukes
    =-=    Truman was booted from #bf2s by ChanServ ((Poseidon) nukes)
    <J-Stalin>    no
    <WillSmith>    JADA!!
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    =-=    Mode #bf2s +v Truman by ChanServ
    <Poseidon>    ok i'm done
    <Poseidon>    bbl
    =-=    Heggs is now known as [RD]Entropy`Sleep
    <[RD]Entropy`Sleep>    Poseidon
    <w00f>    Poseidon is sexier than cowami
    <Truman>    I IZ BACK FRM NUKING JAPAN
    <WillSmith>    get back to the kitchen
    <[RD]Entropy`Sleep>    :(
    <Churchill>    Tojo
    =-=    teddyjimmy is now known as StalinsPenis
    =-=    YOU are now known as t0j0
    <Stalin>    wtf j-stalin
    <Stalin>    you copycat
    <StalinsPenis>    I need shaving again Joseph
    <Stalin>    DIE FROM NUKEZ
    * t0j0    is nuked by Truman
    <WillSmith>    why so many stalins?
    <Churchill>    blimps!
    <Stalin>    cuz
    <StalinsPenis>    you get drunk
    <Stalin>    stalin pwns life
    <StalinsPenis>    and you stick me places
    <Stalin>    literally
    <Churchill>    stalin blimp
    <StalinsPenis>    where I've never been
    =-=    Truman is now known as Eisenhower
    <StalinsPenis>    before
    <Eisenhower>    I LIKE IKE
    <Eisenhower>    IKE IKE IKE
    <Eisenhower>    IKE
    <Eisenhower>    IKE
    <WillSmith>    you know what stalin, i think you're an ok person, just had your intentions a little jumbled up
    =-=    YOU are now known as Jesus
    <Stalin>    thx man
    <WillSmith>    yw
    <Jesus>    Hi guyz
    <Stalin>    but srsly
    <Stalin>    my people were dumb anyway
    <Jesus>    so iz u
    =-=    WillSmith is now known as Crucifix
    <Crucifix>    oh hai jesus
    =-=    Stalin is now known as xGODx
    <Crucifix>    wanna seat?
    <Jesus>    k
    <xGODx>    i pwn you all
    * Jesus    gets on crucifix
    * Jesus    is no moar
    <xGODx>    gg jesus
    =-=    StalinsPenis is now known as Teddyjimmy
    * Jesus    will respawn in three days

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