[Rant] I want my MTV!

2007-12-10 01:27:48

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6833|Finland

Not D&ST material, so "Everything Else" will be just fine.

Why is MTV called MTV? Why isn't it renamed to "Teen-Vision" or "Reality-Teen-TV"?

I live in Finland. I'm not blessed with MTV2, VH1 or other channels that might actually play music. Or should I say "that might play actual music", because every time I do happen to see a music video on MTV instead of a Reality Show (or pseudo-reality show), it is bound to suck ass. And I've seen the bad excuse for a music video 150 times before. The channel is looping the same shitty videos that are getting way too much airtime already.

What happened to "Headbangers Ball"? Where is my "Alternative Nation"? Give me "Music Non Stop" with those shitty videos for all I care, but throw in some good stuff in there as well. And where the f*ck is "Superock"?

It shouldn't look like this:

MTV:s TV Schedule for Monday, Dec. 10th wrote:
06:00 AM MADE Geek to Chic
07:00 AM MADE Alexa is MADE into a Battle of the Bands Singer
08:00 AM MADE Super Made - Cheerleader
09:00 AM Real World: Sydney
09:30 AM Real World: Sydney
10:00 AM Real World: Sydney
10:30 AM Real World: Sydney
11:00 AM Run's House
11:30 AM Run's House
12:00 PM The Hills: Lauren Looks Back
02:00 PM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
03:00 PM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
04:00 PM Real World: Sydney
04:30 PM My Super Sweet 16
05:00 PM Run's House
05:30 PM Run's House
06:00 PM The Hills: Lauren Looks Back
08:00 PM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
09:00 PM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
10:00 PM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
11:00 PM The Hills: Lauren Looks Back
01:00 AM Real World: Sydney
01:30 AM Real World: Sydney
02:00 AM Parental Control
02:30 AM Parental Control
03:00 AM Parental Control
03:30 AM Parental Control
04:00 AM Cable In The Classroom
04:30 AM A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
05:30 AM The X Effect

I have no interest in seeing what happens in Runs House.
I don't care what Hulk Hogans daughter is doing.
F*ck Laguna Beach.
Pimp my ride only once a week, not 5 times a day as reruns.
And who the hell cares about some rich brats "Super Sweet 16"?

I want a channel that broadcasts a variety of musical styles.
I want a channel that plays good music on prime time, and not 4AM.
I want a channel with other videos than something produced by fu*king Timbaland.
I want a channel that plays music.
I want a channel that employs people who know something about music, and not just people that happen to look trendy.
I want a channel that plays other than 3 minute videos.
I want a channel without 15 minute commercial breaks every 10 minutes.
I want a channel without ringtone adverts that make me want to throw my TV off the balcony.
I want a channel that doesn't cut into videos after the song has started and cuts out of them before the first chorus is through.
I want a world without TRL.

I want my MTV.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-10 01:34:56

#2

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6399|Winland

Radio Extrem > MTV.

You at least got MTV. MTV got replaced by CARTOON-FUCKING-NETWORK a year ago over here. With GAY fucking swedish voices. It kills the little joy you could get by watching cheap american cartoons.....

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2007-12-10 01:35:51

#3

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6958|Hell, p.o box 666

You´ve forgott to mention the annoying ringtone adverts.

MTV 1990 = great
MTV today = I dont want to watch

2007-12-10 01:37:10

#4

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6833|Finland

Slayer wrote:
You´ve forgott to mention the annoying ringtone adverts.

MTV 1990 = great
MTV today = I dont want to watch

I'll get right to that (adding to list).

90's MTV was the win, I want it back.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-10 02:56:37

#5

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6751|CH/BR - in UK

I have my iPod... or Skuzz on Sky
Although that plays mostly emo...

-konfusion

2007-12-10 02:59:28

#6

elbekko: Your lord and master; +36|6602|Leuven, Belgium

Indeed, MTV sucks ass. We have two more 'music TV stations' in Belgium, called JimTV and TMF. They both suck about as much ass as MTV.
And MTV has been partially replaced by Cartoon Network here too, but with very gay Dutch voiced that make your head burst.

2007-12-10 04:11:18

#7

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6857|Brisbane, Australia

Music sucks overall. Comedy channel is made of the purest refined win possible.

2007-12-10 04:13:19

#8

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6967|UK

Any kind of music TV sucks large balls.

2007-12-10 04:17:43

#9

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6788|Sweden

I agree totally DonFck!!

MTV today is a total blesphamy against all good music on earth. If they happen to play some music it's just the usual mainstream shit you hear on the radio all day long. Like Britney Freaking Spears.! I mean, COME ON????
It's about time somebody told them how much they suck.

I also want my MTV!

Edit. One question. Anyone have VH 1? I had it in the 90:s and it was good back then. How is it now?

Last edited by klassekock (2007-12-10 04:19:24)

2007-12-10 04:30:23

#10

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6833|Finland

Sarrk wrote:
Comedy channel is made of the purest refined win possible.

Probably, and I bet that has nailed its programming also spot on. MTV does not represent its name at all anymore, but has decided instead to become the puddle of vomit that it is today.

I have no interest in seeing what happens in Runs House.
I don't care what Hulk Hogans daughter is doing.
F*ck Laguna Beach.
Pimp my ride only once a week, not 5 times a day as reruns.
And who the hell cares about some rich brats "Super Sweet 16"?

Music Television. GG.

Edit: Putting that list into the OP aswell. Rant-o-rama.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-12-10 04:32:44

#11

tupla_s: .; +455|6793|Finland

klassekock wrote:
Edit. One question. Anyone have VH 1? I had it in the 90:s and it was good back then. How is it now?

I have it, but don't watch it though
Playing there at the moment

2007-12-10 04:35:37

#12

klassekock: Proud Born Loser; +68|6788|Sweden

Mmmmmmm......Belinda...

Now we are talkign Quality. How and where do i sign up for that channel?

2007-12-10 04:46:24

#13

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6592|fåking denmark

Youtube>MTV

2007-12-10 04:47:58

#14

FunKYPenGuin: FunKY Member; +19|6186|Sydney

DonFck wrote:
Not D&ST material, so "Everything Else" will be just fine.

I want a channel that broadcasts a variety of musical styles.
I want a channel that plays good music on prime time, and not 4AM.
I want a channel with other videos than something produced by fu*king Timbaland.
I want a channel that plays music.
I want a channel that employs people who know something about music, and not just people that happen to look trendy.
I want a channel that plays other than 3 minute videos.
I want a channel without 15 minute commercial breaks every 10 minutes.
I want a channel without ringtone adverts that make me want to throw my TV off the balcony.
I want a channel that doesn't cut into videos after the song has started and cuts out of them before the first chorus is through.
I want a world without TRL.

I want my MTV.

Amen man!
That is exactly what I want!
+1 Karma man!

2007-12-10 05:37:19

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

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2007-12-10 05:39:42

#16

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6940|The Hague, Netherlands

thank god we still have TMF and The Box next to MTV:P

TMF is part if the MTV group but plays way more music.

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2007-12-10 05:42:11

#17

bennisboy: Member; +829|6848|Poundland

"A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila "

I see what they did there.

I agree MTV does suck if you watch it for more than 30 mins. But hey, with Sky I've got about 16 other music channels to watch

2007-12-10 05:53:28

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

I watch MTV Base sometimes. All they fucking play is RnB. Where's the Hip Hop. Fuck RnB what's the point in it. You can't dance to it and it's just queer and only gays and girls listen to it.

Screw it, YouTube is my media player. MTV was never about music. Or was it. I only watch Pimp My Ride on that channel anyway. The rest is shit. "My Super Sweet 16" makes me want to kill something.

2007-12-10 05:58:47

#19

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

Mekstizzle wrote:
I watch MTV Base sometimes. All they fucking play is RnB. Where's the Hip Hop. Fuck RnB what's the point in it. You can't dance to it and it's just queer and only gays and girls listen to it.

Screw it, YouTube is my media player. MTV was never about music. Or was it. I only watch Pimp My Ride on that channel anyway. The rest is shit. "My Super Sweet 16" makes me want to kill something.

Hip Hop defines fail.

2007-12-10 05:59:19

#20

ddenholm67: DanForth Teh Pwnzer; +53|6757|Scotland

I also hate "My super sweet 16". One time this girl was sitting in this Ferrari Enzo, as if she was going to get it for her 16th.

Girl :" I can`t have this car!"

Dad :"Why not?"

Girl :" It doesn`t have electric windows..."

Fuck you.

2007-12-10 06:01:07

#21

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6933|St. Andrews / Oslo

ddenholm67 wrote:
I also hate "My super sweet 16". One time this girl was sitting in this Ferrari Enzo, as if she was going to get it for her 16th.

Girl :" I can`t have this car!"

Dad :"Why not?"

Girl :" It doesn`t have electric windows..."

Fuck you.

why the fuck didn't the enzo have electric windows?

2007-12-10 06:05:14

#22

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6857|Brisbane, Australia

Fuck expensive cars. I'll respect someone who designs their own fucking car and has it made, and isn't a Eurofag douchebag.

2007-12-10 06:07:00

#23

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6822|London, England

Jenspm wrote:
ddenholm67 wrote:
I also hate "My super sweet 16". One time this girl was sitting in this Ferrari Enzo, as if she was going to get it for her 16th.

Girl :" I can`t have this car!"

Dad :"Why not?"

Girl :" It doesn`t have electric windows..."

Fuck you.
why the fuck didn't the enzo have electric windows?

Because all the motors weigh more than a simple manual mechanism. That or it's a design issue and the doors simply didn't make it feasable. Or perhaps there is no place to put the buttons. Or the wiring would've been messed up.

Idonno lol

Maybe it's because FERRARI ARE FAGS. YOU THINK IM GONNA GET AN ENZO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ELECTRIC WINDOWS. FUCK YOU FERRARI, FUCK YOU

Edit: Sarrk, No, you're a Eurofag Douchebag

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-12-10 06:07:36)

2007-12-10 06:08:27

#24

Defiance: Member; +438|6872

Jenspm wrote:
ddenholm67 wrote:
I also hate "My super sweet 16". One time this girl was sitting in this Ferrari Enzo, as if she was going to get it for her 16th.

Girl :" I can`t have this car!"

Dad :"Why not?"

Girl :" It doesn`t have electric windows..."

Fuck you.
why the fuck didn't the enzo have electric windows?

Because car weight > cunt's preference.

Quesiton: When you see someone with something expensive, why does one assume that it must be full featured and can do everything? Must be that same logic that sells cell phones these days. When you buy a Ferrari Enzo, that's a car made from people who are payed to design race cars. The Enzo is a very adequate spawn. It's not the first car for a 16 year old brat bitch's birthday.

Morning somewhat over. I tend to swear more around these times..

2007-12-10 06:16:34

#25

eaglecorps: shotguns; +23|6445|TEXAS

yeah with all the shit playing now lets just call it RTV. Reality TV

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