Nerdiest things you've seen

2007-12-03 09:58:35

#1

bennisboy: Member; +829|6664|Poundland

Okay, so I was just on the oblivion forum, and I'm sure they've reached a new level of nerd-dom.

"do you have to play now"

edit: yes, she left me
Oblivion is better than any girlfriend.

So what extremely nerdy things have you seen/heard.

Another one was some guy asking on the forums whether he could use a bow as a knight or would it be considered unethical and not fit in with his character

/facedesk

2007-12-03 09:59:40

#2

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6464|Chicago, IL

people playing css on a LAN on saturday night

2007-12-03 10:00:25

#3

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6183

my friends lol

2007-12-03 10:11:58

#4

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6548|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

Bluetooth.

2007-12-03 11:37:56

#5

Lai: Member; +186|6169

A fellow student of mine listening to rock versions of the Halo soundtrack, reading Harry Potter in his bed on a traineeship while everyone else was working, labeling packages of orange juice with his name, only sharing it with his equally nerdish girlfriend, walking around with a GPS enabled PDA all the time everywhere, asking his girlfriend which buttons to press, claiming his GPS toy to be accurate enough for scientific research, taking out his PDA and a stylus to check his agenda for a traineeship reunion, listening to porn-style music, walking like an old man head and shoulders hanging down and trying to sound macho in response for me being pissed at him for bullying a (female) friend of mine.

2007-12-03 11:41:54

#6

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6017|...

converting your car to the ghostbuster mobile

(in a positive sense it's fkin awesome )

inane little opines

2007-12-03 11:44:32

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6639|London, England

- LAN Parties
- I'd say using things like TeamSpeak etc..
- You know what, forget this list. Let's just be honest.

- Internet.

2007-12-03 11:44:42

#8

Mr Caek: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.; +12|6017|Lincoln, UK

Boasting about how you overclocked your PC CPU in P.E.

2007-12-03 11:45:31

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6555|Long Island, New York

A fat kid in my school wearing a mario shirt and wearing a fanny pack.

And he has about size DD boobs. Pretty pathetic.

2007-12-03 11:48:22

#10

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6595|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

WoW

2007-12-03 11:48:35

#11

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6600|MANCHESTERRR

Poseidon wrote:
A fat kid in my school wearing a mario shirt and wearing a fanny pack.

And he has about size DD boobs. Pretty pathetic.

oh god the stereotypes!

2007-12-03 11:51:31

#12

DanishHonor: Member; +8|6017|Denmark

A weird looking person standing in the mirror each morning, but when I turn around to confront him, he disappears until I look forward again.

Hmm...

2007-12-03 11:54:08

#13

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6465|Boulder, CO

probably myself to be quite honest some days, though thats mostly due to the lack of complete nerds in my 6th form so myself being the biggest geek probably count, though people are too scared of me to say it .

EDIT: oh wait yes i found a better example that leaves me safe, the random people in my 6th form who walk around with just a laptop case with a mac book in it and pull it out each lesson to use. probably very practicle but incredibly sad.

Last edited by Noobeater (2007-12-03 11:55:41)

2007-12-03 11:54:57

#14

TGMaverick: Member; +16|6248

people whining about their stats

2007-12-03 12:06:47

#15

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6568|CH/BR - in UK

Well... I hang around on an internet forum, is that not nerdy enough? ^^

I'd say it's that bash quote, where a guy... lemme just quote it:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

-konfusion

2007-12-03 12:11:50

#16

Ubersturmbannfuhrer: I am a fucking homosexual; +211|6624|Parainen, Finland

Two Nerds was arguing on a software forum, and in the end, when they had settled the score the other one says to the other:

Nerd 1: Hackers???
Nerd 2: Hackers!!!

Man I would have wanted to track them down and shove their keyboards up.....

2007-12-03 12:34:28

#17

SizzlingMidget: Member; +39|6317|UK

People who quote lines from games and films like Lord of the Rings, trying to be funny but failing miserably.

2007-12-03 12:36:46

#18

Stimey: +786|6138|Ontario | Canada

Every lunch kids at my school stay inside the Computer Lab playing CS LAN wise.
Its hilarious cause they get so angry.

2007-12-03 12:38:20

#19

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6568|CH/BR - in UK

SizzlingMidget wrote:
People who quote lines from games and films like Lord of the Rings, trying to be funny but failing miserably.

The only thing I like to quote from Lord of the Rings is "you shall not pass" - that, and "there is no spoon" from The Matrix

I never think I'm funny saying those - but I laugh at it...

-konfusion

2007-12-03 12:38:38

#20

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6150|Scotland!

4chan

2007-12-03 12:39:44

#21

Stimey: +786|6138|Ontario | Canada

I'm Jamesey wrote:
4chan

People who quote 4chan.
And yes.

2007-12-03 13:33:47

#22

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6585|NYC / Hamburg

I'm Jamesey wrote:
4chan

in that case I nominate myself. Browsing 4chan with my friend during university lessons gotta be nerdy ...

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-12-03 13:35:54

#23

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6636|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

pft. me. im the super nerd.

Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal

2007-12-03 13:36:45

#24

Lai: Member; +186|6169

What's 4chan? I only know Jacky Chan.

2007-12-03 13:38:09

#25

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6738|California

Every freshman I have ever heard.

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