BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but it's Iraqi money.


I wish I was a women.

Granted, but you're one f*ck ugly woman. Only the nerds hit on you. (Is this what you wanted?)

I wish P30P1E W0U1DN'T T4LK LiiK3 THiiS 0N B3B0 S0 ii C0U1D 4CTU411LY UND3RST4ND TH3M..
I wish people wouldn't talk like this on bebo so I could actually understand them.

Yes, it's true, would you like to see a comment? I told her friend to fuck off as she told my girlfriend to go die so she could spit on her grave. I (jokingly) said I got the police involved.

●_ρωιη¢єѕѕ ιℓℓιѕнα ιη ∂α нυαѕ ѕσ gєт ∂α ραяту ѕтяαтє∂●_●
TH3R3 IS NO N33D P11 IS TH3R3
N00 TH3R3 NOTT L34V3 H3R ALON3 TH3R3 IS NO N33D TO G3T THA POLIC3 IN VOLV3D P11 JUST FORG3T BPUT IT M4N P11 W3R3 ALL THA S4M33 S0 DONT B0TH3R COZ SH3 C4N R3P0RT YOU F0R G4NGIN UP 0N H3R 0R C4LLIN H3R N4MESS W1TCH TH4T IS BULLIN H3R SO PPL JUST D0NT BOTH3RR


XX ILISH44


WTF.

Funky_Finny wrote:

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but it's Iraqi money.


I wish I was a women.

Granted, but you're one f*ck ugly woman. Only the nerds hit on you. (Is this what you wanted?)

I wish P30P1E W0U1DN'T T4LK LiiK3 THiiS 0N B3B0 S0 ii C0U1D 4CTU411LY UND3RST4ND TH3M..
I wish people wouldn't talk like this on bebo so I could actually understand them.

Yes, it's true, would you like to see a comment? I told her friend to fuck off as she told my girlfriend to go die so she could spit on her grave. I (jokingly) said I got the police involved.

●_ρωιη¢єѕѕ ιℓℓιѕнα ιη ∂α нυαѕ ѕσ gєт ∂α ραяту ѕтяαтє∂●_●
TH3R3 IS NO N33D P11 IS TH3R3
N00 TH3R3 NOTT L34V3 H3R ALON3 TH3R3 IS NO N33D TO G3T THA POLIC3 IN VOLV3D P11 JUST FORG3T BPUT IT M4N P11 W3R3 ALL THA S4M33 S0 DONT B0TH3R COZ SH3 C4N R3P0RT YOU F0R G4NGIN UP 0N H3R 0R C4LLIN H3R N4MESS W1TCH TH4T IS BULLIN H3R SO PPL JUST D0NT BOTH3RR


XX ILISH44


WTF.

People don't talk like that no more...Instead they talk in Spanish! I wish I was rich.

sportsman11-2cool4u wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but it's Iraqi money.


I wish I was a women.

Granted, but you're one f*ck ugly woman. Only the nerds hit on you. (Is this what you wanted?)

I wish P30P1E W0U1DN'T T4LK LiiK3 THiiS 0N B3B0 S0 ii C0U1D 4CTU411LY UND3RST4ND TH3M..
I wish people wouldn't talk like this on bebo so I could actually understand them.

Yes, it's true, would you like to see a comment? I told her friend to fuck off as she told my girlfriend to go die so she could spit on her grave. I (jokingly) said I got the police involved.

●_ρωιη¢єѕѕ ιℓℓιѕнα ιη ∂α нυαѕ ѕσ gєт ∂α ραяту ѕтяαтє∂●_●
TH3R3 IS NO N33D P11 IS TH3R3
N00 TH3R3 NOTT L34V3 H3R ALON3 TH3R3 IS NO N33D TO G3T THA POLIC3 IN VOLV3D P11 JUST FORG3T BPUT IT M4N P11 W3R3 ALL THA S4M33 S0 DONT B0TH3R COZ SH3 C4N R3P0RT YOU F0R G4NGIN UP 0N H3R 0R C4LLIN H3R N4MESS W1TCH TH4T IS BULLIN H3R SO PPL JUST D0NT BOTH3RR


XX ILISH44


WTF.

People don't talk like that no more...Instead they talk in Spanish! I wish I was rich.

you are sent to jail for tax evasion

i wish i had a never ending can of pepsi max

You fall asleep, but never wake up, and that means no more BF2

I wish i had a perfect science assignment on rocks and minerals seeing as how its due tomorrow

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but then its hit by Gamma rays and comes alive, after looking you over it rapes you. 



I wish I could knife the top five in the world on bf2.

You can knife the top 5 in the world but...The worst of the worst players can knife you.

I wish I lived in the playboy mansion lol.

Granted. Some guy spray-paints a mattress "Jihad" and shoves you onto it, then shoots you in the face.

I wish I weren't bored.

Granted. The world wouldn't care.

I want a faster car.

eMarine wrote:

Granted, you get the '60s batmobile; but robin starts hiting on you.... (sorry) bm


I wish I was a Warcraft Paladin.

You are a now a Warcraft Paladin, but they nerf it and now people make fun of you for cosplaying.

I wish I wasnt lazy so I could go make another comic.

Granted but you get a giant spider with the ferrari logo on its back and it stabs you and you die.

I wish i wasnt so lazy.

Granted, but its in chocolate coins, you eat your weight in them and die of a SUPER heart attack.

I wish they would make a Star Trek vs Star Wars movie.

Funky_Finny wrote:

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but its in chocolate coins, you eat your weight in them and die of a SUPER heart attack.

I wish they would make a Star Trek vs Star Wars movie.

Granted. They make the movie. It sucks, because Star Trek and Star Wars both sucked.

I wish Harry Potter would stab Ron in the eye with his wand. Not his wooden wand, his wooooden wand

(No, I hate Harry Potter books.)

Granted. You're now the proud owner of Hairy Pooper and the Prisoner of Ass-Kaban. Where Harry is a 50 something year old man, and Ron is your brother.



I wish I had an empty Mars Bar wrapper.

Macca wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

eMarine wrote:

Granted, but its in chocolate coins, you eat your weight in them and die of a SUPER heart attack.

I wish they would make a Star Trek vs Star Wars movie.

Granted. They make the movie. It sucks, because Star Trek and Star Wars both sucked.

I wish Harry Potter would stab Ron in the eye with his wand. Not his wooden wand, his wooooden wand

(No, I hate Harry Potter books.)

Granted. You're now the proud owner of Hairy Pooper and the Prisoner of Ass-Kaban. Where Harry is a 50 something year old man, and Ron is your brother.



I wish I had an empty Mars Bar wrapper.

It's empty, but it's made out of solid gold. Because of its value, you are mugged withing two minutes by a notorious gang of rare candy-wrapper theives, and they dump you in the trash and lock the lid shut.

I wish that I lived in a completely indestructible, impenetrable mansion.

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

I wish Some of my mates were out tonight, so I could get pissed and pull some skank-ho instead of posting on the "The Backfiring Wish' Game thread!

Granted...but you get arressted for rape...and get jailed...for life...


I wish that I had the ability to freeze and unfreeze time at will.