Cougar eats small children.
Bye cougar
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
hahahaha, good find.
just hope he doesnt try to eat your head
just hope he doesnt try to eat your head
Our Cougar, or the cat?ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
Patterson then wrestled with the 70-pound male cougar, which broke free, fixing him with an evil glare and growl,
"Evil glare", if anybody did not belive it was cougar with that description then nothing will convince them!
"Evil glare", if anybody did not belive it was cougar with that description then nothing will convince them!
Our Cougar is much bigger than 70 pounds.Ryan wrote:
Our Cougar, or the cat?ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FELLA??? BOY, HOW TALL ARE YOU? YOU'RE A BIG GUY, THAT'S FOR SURE. DID YOU EVER PLAY BASKETBALL? MAYBE FOOTBALL? YEAH, I COULD SEE YOU AS A TIGHT END OR SOMETHING! HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE??
WTF are you talking about? Cougar is a cat! Cryan, keep up with the internatz plz.Ryan wrote:
Our Cougar, or the cat?ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
Aha ha haThomasMorgan wrote:
Our Cougar is much bigger than 70 pounds.Ryan wrote:
Our Cougar, or the cat?ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FELLA??? BOY, HOW TALL ARE YOU? YOU'RE A BIG GUY, THAT'S FOR SURE. DID YOU EVER PLAY BASKETBALL? MAYBE FOOTBALL? YEAH, I COULD SEE YOU AS A TIGHT END OR SOMETHING! HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE??
awesome
Huh?cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
WTF are you talking about? Cougar is a cat! Cryan, keep up with the internatz plz.Ryan wrote:
Our Cougar, or the cat?ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
They're both lucky it wasn't momma Cougar or the story would have ended a bit differently I imagine; 150lbs of teeth and claws rather than 70.ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
Way to insult Cougars momVillain{NY} wrote:
They're both lucky it wasn't momma Cougar or the story would have ended a bit differently I imagine; 150lbs of teeth and claws rather than 70.ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
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"I growled back at him and said, 'I'm ready to go."'
.. what a fucking hardass.
.. what a fucking hardass.
as Patterson's wife stood nearby armed with a meat cleaver
"Supper boys!"Darkfire wrote:
as Patterson's wife stood nearby armed with a meat cleaver
I thought Cougar was a 7ft Giant that wears lady clothes in a pathetic attempt to reduce fear of him among the local folk (like Shrek, without the green)
LOLRyan wrote:
Way to insult Cougars momVillain{NY} wrote:
They're both lucky it wasn't momma Cougar or the story would have ended a bit differently I imagine; 150lbs of teeth and claws rather than 70.ThomasMorgan wrote:
I love how a 70 pound cougar is stronger than a man probably over twice its weight.
And the Cougar said, 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'CommieChipmunk wrote:
"I growled back at him and said, 'I'm ready to go."'
but yeah, that's pretty sick.
Would have been cooler if it went along the lines of "and i stared back at it and growled and said 'you wanna go', then the couger leapt at me and bit my arm off..."
hahah good find
Fox News? C'mon. I'm sure the Cougar attacked him because its civil liberties were being threatened.