BF2S Forums The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2

# When you are commander, your team will always lose... even if you have won the last 50 games.

# +1 Every sniper is invisible, and can head-shot you from the next server, except for you... you come equipped with a large neon sign saying SHOOT ME.

# +2 Jeeps will automatically think that you want to be in their Jeep, and that you have 360 degree vision.

# +3 Artillery shells are the most tasty candy on earth to your teammates.

# +4 That supply crate will always fall on you... NO MATTER WHAT.

#+5 The UAV is never where you want it to be.

#+6 Server rules are broken at all costs.

Sorry if these ones have already been suggested, I am lazy, and will not read more that 3 pages.

Last edited by Unzombified_Zombie (2007-06-13 16:13:00)

kinda sad once you really think about it

While Sniping the PLA Uncap on Daqing Oilfields, The Noob commander keeps dropping supplies and a car that you never asked for yet any other time you ask for such you can't get it to save your life...

Last edited by Sir Aidyn Sage (2007-06-22 19:04:23)

how come i cant take my l85a1 into places that even say GLOBAL UNLOCKS 1..i just got it and cant use it anywhere

I agree with most of the above.

ROFL!! Right now im jsut replaying all these moments in my mind.

i have one to add.  51# it seems that when ever ur a passanger in a transport vehical and it takes hits from a random spray of enemy bullets. u manage to be the only one that dies.

weerdfoo1 wrote:

you forgot one, parachutes will always win over jets when one is trying to run you over mid air

trying to fit through the space between an empty car and the wall will always result in death, even though the car does not move.

haha so true!

my favorite- 40.A tank thats motionless while capturing a flag will wait until you run up behind it to plant C4 before the drivers cat steps on the S key and kills you.

When fleeing from an enemy, they will always kill you the second after you reach cover

^
Because of shitty netcode

While shooting, the bullets shall travel past the designated target, and shall destroy a friendly APC, involving in many punished tk's.
While attempting to get to a veichal, no matter where, when or what, chances are you shall be teamkilled inches away from it.

Last edited by Bf2-GeneralArnott (2007-11-25 06:50:03)

11.when a gunner in a helo, chances are u got the worst pilot u can think of


sooooo true

all of this i so true!!!

2 more though (if not already listed)

1) you will join the crappiest team that are up against the awesome clan players!!! this happens so much I cannot describe how demorialsing it is!!

2) you get a tank and get killed with one shot from another tank!?!?! I'd like to know how this happens so I can return the favour now and again...