Dadaist
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+0|6899
Hullo all - first post etc etc

Been playing this lovely game for a while and think that the following should be introduced at the next patch/expansion/booster - *slightly* tongue in cheek :

1. Chaplain (no weapon, just a spade to dig graves. dig 5 IAR for a badge)

2. Penal Battalion trooper (has to step on mines and walk in front of tanks)

3. Field Ambulance (shooting it is a war crime if crewed by a medic, as is being spotted driving one if not a medic)

4. Suicide Bomber (arguably already present)

5. Mullah / Imam (like 1. except this dude is armed and inspires the troops around him)

6. IED/roadside bomb (MEC/MECSF/Insurgent only, you only get one, works like 3x C4)

7. Minesweeper / metal detector - class or just bit of equipment

8. Civilians. Lose points if you shoot one.

9. Spy. Dress like 8.

10. Embedded journalists - get points for taking snaps of combat without being shot or kidnapped

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any others?
SAS-Lynx
Scottish Moderator!!!
+13|7015|Scotland!!!
Moved
Dadaist
Member
+0|6899
oops - thanks SAS dude
=RDG=[N.B]canadiannnn
Forklift Whore
+67|7006|Canader , eh?
most of that would work in another game maybe..but not in BF2..its just not that kind of game...
Dr.Battlefield
Got milk?
+150|6991
lol Idk why but it reminded me C&C: Zero Hour
Dadaist
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=RDG=[N.B]canadiannnn wrote:

most of that would work in another game maybe..but not in BF2..its just not that kind of game...
yeah i know - but karkand seems slightly empty - you'd think at least one guy would be out selling fruit or something

and the hotel in Oman would be guaranteed to have a bunch of journalists in it
dop3man
I'm your pusher
+9|6976|yorkshire penisula
to be honest i doubt any of those would ever make it in the game but i really like those suggestions.
this one i like best:
3. Field Ambulance (shooting it is a war crime if crewed by a medic, as is being spotted driving one if not a medic)

i know it wouldnt work cause of the whole points system but it would be cool to have something like that,maybe players who shoot it when a medic is inside get a penalty like cant spawn for 2 mins or summat.

now this could work well:6. IED/roadside bomb (MEC/MECSF/Insurgent only, you only get one, works like 3x C4)
i know you can make one now by just placing c4 at the side of the road hidden away but an actual IED would be cool too and it could take multiple targets out.as i said it would be hard for them to fit in radical changes like those listed but maybe a mod will have stuff like that in it?
nice ideas tho
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|6966|Madrid, Spain
pregnant soldier woman - killing her gets x2 kills, to be killed by her gives you -10 team points
Dadaist
Member
+0|6899

Stratocaster wrote:

pregnant soldier woman - killing her gets x2 kills, to be killed by her gives you -10 team points
hardcore. the kid was blatantly going to grow up to be a soldier anyway!

new ideas -->

1. depleted uranium shells - anti-tank (armour piercing), plus they give you slow radiation poisoning in later matches

2. post traumatic stress disorder - small snippets of battles from the past where you did badly get played as "Flashback" sequences in front of your eyes at crucial moments - like when you're 1 kill off a medal ....
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6989
+ Working Girl

Other team members can go to you for a good time and their health level goes up dependning on how long they stay with you.
randomfire1977
Member
+1|6972|Florida
a random animal.. like a camel or dog or something.  It can not shoot but it can bite.  Shooting the animal gets PETA all over your but.


Treasure hunter.  Gets to use a whip.  Say quirky lines.  Must be placed in numerous trap filled areas and have to escape.  If he escapes bonus to his team.  If not... no treasure for them.
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|6966|Madrid, Spain
new class : prostitute

when you are critically wounded she heals you withe a blow job that gives you infinite health and infinite ammo for 3 minutes.
her weapons : C4 lipstick, hilarious gas from her ass, hidden knifes and blonde hair
Belx
Member
+4|6916|New York, New York
Haha.

All this would kill everyone who doesn't have a super computer, which I am pretty sure is most of the BF2 community.

May be a fun mod, though
Dadaist
Member
+0|6899

randomfire1977 wrote:

Treasure hunter.  Gets to use a whip.  Say quirky lines.  Must be placed in numerous trap filled areas and have to escape.  If he escapes bonus to his team.  If not... no treasure for them.
Absolute genius. Can you imagine Karkand when suddenly Indy runs past!
mpec82
Member
+-1|6960

Dadaist wrote:

oops - thanks SAS dude
rotfl
OpsChief
Member
+101|6915|Southern California

theDude5B wrote:

+ Working Girl

Other team members can go to you for a good time and their health level goes up dependning on how long they stay with you.
Health goes up!!! lol    I think health should reduce as you contract all kinds of nasty diseases unless you go to the medic first.

And the chaplian gets points for talking you out of it....naaahh   this is theSims we are talking about not BF2

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