RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6508|Chicago
I need an idea for a "How To" speech, to be presented tomorrow. I need to have a visual aid, so "How to London Bridge your mom" is NOT a valid topic.

Please, please, please give me answers I can work with.
aLeX
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+160|6302|:D

"How to write a "How To" Speech"

Use a pencil and paper as your visual aid. It has potential?
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6601|Washington, DC

How to jumpstart a car, I taught teddyjimmy how to do it last night.
buLLet_t00th
Mr. Boombastic
+178|6413|Stealth City, UK
'How To' run a popular forum?
PsychoKillers
Walking Sniper, Hidden Claymore
+11|6574
"How to be a lazy ass person when playing BF2"

I excell at this.
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|6625|Teesside, UK
"how to" sounds vague.  Can it be anything?  or is it supposed to be linked to a specific topic computers, gardening etc.
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6508|Chicago

crimson_grunt wrote:

"how to" sounds vague.  Can it be anything?  or is it supposed to be linked to a specific topic computers, gardening etc.
It can be How To do virtually anything, but I'm gonna try not to patronize my audience with something like "How To Cut Your Fingernails" or whatever.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6655|United States of America
My "How To..." speech involved using different kinds of fishing rods. Don't copy me though. My teacher might have moved in recent years and gotten a job where you're giving your speech.
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6465|Sydney, Australia
How to appreciate Pythagoras.
How to multiply matrices.
How to solve simultaneous linear equations.
How to make a nuclear bomb.
How to make a nuclear generator.
How to make a cold fusion generator.
How to fly a helicopter.
How to make friends.
How to make enemies.
How to make a hardcore gaming PC.
How to make a hardcore gaming MAC.
How to make a hardcore gaming Laptop.
How to make a hardcore gaming Palm.
How to make your calculator into a gaming machine.
How to blabber when you have nothing to say.
How to be creative.
How to design a signature in photoshop.
How to download music illegally.
How to hack into the school intranet.
How to make babies.
How to attack other nations with impunity.
How to make the UN your lap dog.
How to engineer an earthquake/terrorist proof structure.
How to play baseketball (from that movie).
How to make pizza.
How to use E = mc^2

Last edited by Vub (2007-07-10 17:07:57)

2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6746
How to bake.
HeadShotAK47
Hand's shaken' / Heart's beatn' / Still Shootin'
+32|6697|Ft. Laudy, FL, USA
how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6496|South Florida
How to grow marijuanna in your closet!


Naw... Be creative, teachers like that!

"How to create a 'how to' speech" would be awesome!.
lol
15 more years! 15 more years!
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6687
How to cause terror across your neighborhood.
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Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6465|Sydney, Australia
How to plus to makes for. War between maths and english.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6677|67.222.138.85
How to get other people to do your work for you. Bring in an ethernet cable.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6655|United States of America

Vub wrote:

How to make friends.
How to make enemies.
Those two /win
Smithereener
Member
+138|6286|California
How to do the impossible.

Do some really cheesy, inspiration speech and at the end, when everyone is feeling all happy, end it with a "Just kidding! You can't do it. There's a reason it's called 'impossible.'"

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