"Meh"
"that doesn't sound convincing. PROVE IT!!"
"ooo love indeed sucks"
"Oh god no, not again"
or
"Awwww but i just got rid of the last person, can't you wait"
or
"Tough titties for you i'm gay"
or
"Awwww but i just got rid of the last person, can't you wait"
or
"Tough titties for you i'm gay"
her : " I love you"
me : hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "finacial how are you set"
her : "I love you"
me : " Bullshit, how many other guys have you said that too"
her : "I love you"
me : "I love your sister, whoops"
her : "I love you"
me : "Does this mean buttsecks tonite"
me : hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "finacial how are you set"
her : "I love you"
me : " Bullshit, how many other guys have you said that too"
her : "I love you"
me : "I love your sister, whoops"
her : "I love you"
me : "Does this mean buttsecks tonite"
"Ok lets see how much you love me,get the lube"SEREMAKER wrote:
her : "I love you"
me : "Does this mean buttsecks tonite"
"Er well, thats slightly unfortunate, see, er, the thing is, I just poked your bro"
"Then I s'pose now's a good time to tell you - I've got AIDS."
I love you too, Mother.
"But i don't love them hoes"
15 more years! 15 more years!
I'm sure screaming in Arabic won't get you far. "ALLAHU AKBAR"...
"BUT I'M PRETENDING YOUR NAME IS ALLAH! I SAID YOU'RE GREAT! HONEY? HONEY??"
"BUT I'M PRETENDING YOUR NAME IS ALLAH! I SAID YOU'RE GREAT! HONEY? HONEY??"
"If you really love me, get back in the fucking kitchen!"
Her "I love you"
Me: "MOHAMMED JIHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "MOHAMMED JIHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
15 more years! 15 more years!
"...Why?"
"You know I still love my wife right?"------------"So next Sat. at 10:00 ok?"
"I Hate You" - That's the worst response you can get.
Smart answer,but crikey the thought that went through my head.... shockingjord wrote:
I love you too, Mother.
"I love you"
"Smell my fingers"
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Sorry! me no speak in english..
Everyone loves their parents!{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Smart answer,but crikey the thought that went through my head.... shockingjord wrote:
I love you too, Mother.
"I love you"
"Smell my fingers"
In a normal way, apart from some people. Like that guy that kept having sex with his mum.
Togtfo!
My GOD you look horribly fat in those jeans have you gained weight?Mitch wrote:
This is a game i found floating around some bulletins on Myspace. Post the worst response to 'I Love You'.
Heres some examples:
Hahaha, Good one!
get on your knees and prove it.
do i know you
yea, so does my girlfriend
Uhh what did you say before what I just said I was looking at this hot chick outside walking down the sidewalk?
Her: I Love You
*Southpark mexican voice*
You: ''Si, twoo hundret''
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"I love Lamp"
her : "I love you"
me : "ehhhhhhhhh I've had better"
her : "I love you"
me : "So how much is this shit going to cost me"
her : "I love you"
me : "I love your titties"
her : "I love you"
me : * turns around, walks out, slams door behind *
me : "ehhhhhhhhh I've had better"
her : "I love you"
me : "So how much is this shit going to cost me"
her : "I love you"
me : "I love your titties"
her : "I love you"
me : * turns around, walks out, slams door behind *
hush, the sheep will get jealous