U still answered btw this is a welcome relief of the flame wars going down in dst....Ganko_06 wrote:
~sigh~ This great forum that once debated fighting tactics or spent days solving the worlds problems has now degraded into arguing over what is the best way to wipe. These threads make me sad.
I fold.
Poll
Do you crumple or fold?
| I crumple the toilet paper | 38% | 38% - 80 | ||||
| I fold the toilet paper | 50% | 50% - 105 | ||||
| I use leaves! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| I play BF2, I'm so bad I don't use anything! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 207 | ||||||
pro thread, i fold like a total cow
As an addition, you never know you're completely clean til you bleed, so keep wiping.
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It depends. If I'm in a rush (cause it burns or summat) or if it's quite wet down below, I'll crumple. If not, and I know it's relatively dry, I'll go with the fold.
Wow, I thought I killed this thread in March with that cartoon.
By the way I didn't say what I do, and like the character in the 'toon, one scrunched and one folded. Same reason too, but you probably didn't want to know that.
By the way I didn't say what I do, and like the character in the 'toon, one scrunched and one folded. Same reason too, but you probably didn't want to know that.
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You use sandpaper too? I thought I was the only oneheggs wrote:
As an addition, you never know you're completely clean til you bleed, so keep wiping.
Fold in half;
Wipe;
Throw in toilet.
Repeat every time I need a No.2
Wipe;
Throw in toilet.
Repeat every time I need a No.2
Fold 4 times. Prevents accidental anal violation by your finger.leetkyle wrote:
Fold in half;
Wipe;
Throw in toilet.
Repeat every time I need a No.2
cba to fold.
weird polls coming up lately.
anyways, I kind of crumple and fold together.
Either way, I wash my hands twice before I leave the bathroom.
anyways, I kind of crumple and fold together.
Either way, I wash my hands twice before I leave the bathroom.
To wipe till you get a clean swipe - drawing an ace
To push your fingers thru the paper - breaching the hull
A turd that sits upright in the bowl with the top inch poking out of the water (very rare) - chocolate iceberg
And my all time fave - to ejaculate - to cough your filthy yoghurt.
To push your fingers thru the paper - breaching the hull
A turd that sits upright in the bowl with the top inch poking out of the water (very rare) - chocolate iceberg
And my all time fave - to ejaculate - to cough your filthy yoghurt.
Crumple