Poll

Do you crumple or fold?

I crumple the toilet paper38%38% - 80
I fold the toilet paper50%50% - 105
I use leaves!5%5% - 11
I play BF2, I'm so bad I don't use anything!5%5% - 11
Total: 207
Retalliation[1337]
Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"
+51|6688|Belgium

Ganko_06 wrote:

~sigh~   This great forum that once debated fighting tactics or spent days solving the worlds problems has now degraded into arguing over what is the best way to wipe.  These threads make me sad.

I fold.
U still answered btw this is a welcome relief of the flame wars going down in dst....
Sniper-UK-Ghost
Ice Lolly Maniac
+30|6448|Bristol
pro thread, i fold like a total cow
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6601|New York
As an addition, you never know you're completely clean til you bleed, so keep wiping.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

It depends. If I'm in a rush (cause it burns or summat) or if it's quite wet down below, I'll crumple. If not, and I know it's relatively dry, I'll go with the fold.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6988|Noizyland

Wow, I thought I killed this thread in March with that cartoon.
By the way I didn't say what I do, and like the character in the 'toon, one scrunched and one folded. Same reason too, but you probably didn't want to know that.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6871|South West England

heggs wrote:

As an addition, you never know you're completely clean til you bleed, so keep wiping.
You use sandpaper too? I thought I was the only one
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6706|N. Ireland
Fold in half;
Wipe;
Throw in toilet.

Repeat every time I need a No.2
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

leetkyle wrote:

Fold in half;
Wipe;
Throw in toilet.

Repeat every time I need a No.2
Fold 4 times. Prevents accidental anal violation by your finger.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6840|UK
cba to fold.
link52787
Member
+29|6735
weird polls coming up lately.

anyways, I kind of crumple and fold together. 

Either way, I wash my hands twice before I leave the bathroom.
Ratzinger
Member
+43|6605|Wollongong, NSW, Australia
To wipe till you get a clean swipe - drawing an ace

To push your fingers thru the paper - breaching the hull

A turd that sits upright in the bowl with the top inch poking out of the water (very rare) - chocolate iceberg

And my all time fave - to ejaculate - to cough your filthy yoghurt.
Master*
Banned
+416|6708|United States
Crumple

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