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<Ry4n> hai!
<Mikhail> hi mr ryans ha ha
<Mikhail> how you are today?!
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<Mikhail> hi mr washows
<Ry4n> I'm great, how are you!
<Mikhail> is mr surgeons here tooo?
<Mikhail> am good!
<Mikhail> still gay but good
<Ry4n> mr surgeons aint here
<Mikhail> is shame
<Mikhail> mr huracans have an @ i see
<Mikhail> mr heggs is here!
<Heggs> hi mikhail
<Heggs> i like you
<Heggs> ha ha
<Mikhail> hi mr heggs
<Mikhail> ha ha me tooo
<Ry4n> I havent ever talked to you Mikhail
<Mikhail>
i haev question - how cleaning blood from carpet?<Mikhail> ah mr ryans alow to introduce self
<Mikhail> born in 1970s
<Mikhail> siberia tunguska
<Ry4n> (grr, character map doesnt work either)
<Mikhail> twin brother
<Kptk92> Ooo
<Mikhail> move to moscow when young, schooling and join military!
<Kptk92> Sounds like a very interesting life.
Heggs is listening to 3. Aphex Twin - Phloam
<Mikhail>
one day when hunting in woods with brother, bear jump out and kill him and eat him<Mikhail> ha ha
<Kptk92> Ouch.
<Kptk92> Did you kill the bear?
<Mikhail>
then other day, afgan war, fuking afgans eat my pet dog<Mikhail> yes
<Ry4n> lol
<Mikhail> and then week two ago
<Kptk92> Ouch
<Ry4n> i was born in Canada 15 years ago
<Ry4n>
<Mikhail>
am diagnosed "gay" by military doctor<Kptk92> A very sad and eventful life you have had
<Kptk92> LOL ^^
<Mikhail> say is because of afgan war trama
<Kptk92> So you get booted?
<Thoruz> yes and your parents still regret that decision Ry4n
<Mikhail> and general koslov kick me out
<Mikhail> yes
<Kptk92> LOL
<Ry4n> a doctor diagnosed you as 'gay'?
<Mikhail> fucken douche as say
<Mikhail> yes
<Mikhail> but is ok
<Mikhail> in russia if gay because of war trama is not bad
<Kptk92> Tis not that bad.
<Ry4n> do you like men or women?
<Mikhail> well
<Heggs> lol mikhail
<Mikhail> friend boris tell me on RIM (russia instant message)
<Heggs> holy shit hurri, you be funny today
<Mikhail> of "bi sexu"
<Ry4n> you are bisexual?
<Mikhail>
so i am a bi with girl lean<Kptk92> So you like both?
<Mikhail> yes is good
<Mikhail>
am still technically'gay' but can sex womens!<Kptk92> Hm ... very interesting life you have!
<Ry4n> well i guess thats alright..
<Mikhail> which is good as i say
<Mikhail>
you see week ago, wife leave me for ukrainian man<Ry4n> you can sex womens eh lol
<Kptk92> Yes ... tis ok
<Ry4n> i'm putting this on the forums
<Kptk92> Ukaine?!
<Mikhail>
is ok because she bitch<Thoruz> so you left with her?
<Mikhail>
and now i sexing neighbor jessica<Kptk92> Ah
<Kptk92> Lol
<Heggs> LOL
<Ry4n> is she good?
<Mikhail> is funny
<PspRpg-7> if gay is a disease then can I call in sick for work today?
<Mikhail> yes mr ryans
<Mikhail> yes mr psprpgs
<Ry4n> is she hot?
<Heggs> where is link when you need him
<Mikhail> yes yes yes
<Mikhail> so as i saing
<Mikhail> yes mr heggs!
<Ry4n> is she infected?
<Mikhail> mr links has girlfriend jess
<Mikhail> i have neighbor and soon wife jessica!
<Mikhail> is funny
<Mikhail> but anyways latest news
<Ry4n>
<Mikhail>
last night fuking person come into my room<Kptk92> LOL
<Mikhail> and try to rob computer
<Kptk92> Did you kill him?
<[ST6]SewerMaster> now this is my kind of golf course: NSFW
http://poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a … /706260335<Mikhail>
and i kill him with AK<Mikhail>
yes<Mikhail>
AK47<Kptk92> Ouch
<Kptk92> Sounds nice.
<Mikhail>
now i have fuking blood on carpet how do i clean it!!<Kptk92> Um ... toilet roll?
<Ry4n> WD40?
<Kptk92> Tea towel?
<Mikhail>
i would blame it on neighbor doktor (i see him eating his patients)<Kptk92> CILIT BANG!
<Kptk92> Use Cilit Bang
<Mikhail> but he in yugoslavia for weekend
<Kptk92> It owns... well TV says it owns
Heggs is listening to 5. Aphex Twin - Polynomial C
<Ry4n> so Mikhail
[ST6]SewerMaster Hides The Village People in Heggs's Bed
<Ry4n> have you ever riden on a goat?
<Kptk92> LOL
<Kptk92> Hm, if yes, then I wish I was him...
<Heggs> i feel like aphex appeals to the math and science crowd
<Mikhail> no mr ryans
