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2007-06-19 09:03:09

#126

Janysc: Member; +59|6683|Norway

Plump Fiction is very very very very very very very very bad. It tries to be a parody of Pulp Fiction, but fails at every joke because it's simply not funny.
The Beast of Yucca Flats is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's a Soviet-nuke-mutates-US-scientist-into-horrible-monster-movie, and is sprinkled with a narrative using sentences like, "Flag on the Moon... how did it get there?" and "Press a button, things happen, the scientist turns into a monster." They add nothing to the plot and it is really a disgusting attempt at a good movie. Oh yeah, and it's from the fifties. And black and white.

EDIT:
Also, I find most "black" comedies to be excruciatingly horrible, along with similar comedies who attempt to use the same humour. I.e.; dope, weed, tits, virgins, farts, Benjamin-Franklin-invented-the-hash-pipe, yo-mommas-so-fat-she's-a-black-hole, etc etc. Not that I'm racist, but if they would stop insisting those films are part of The Black Culture Which We All Must Respect, then the world would be a happier place.

Last edited by Janysc (2007-06-19 09:06:11)

2007-06-19 09:08:40

#127

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6582|MANCHESTERRR

Janysc wrote:
Plump Fiction is very very very very very very very very bad. It tries to be a parody of Pulp Fiction, but fails at every joke because it's simply not funny.
The Beast of Yucca Flats is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's a Soviet-nuke-mutates-US-scientist-into-horrible-monster-movie, and is sprinkled with a narrative using sentences like, "Flag on the Moon... how did it get there?" and "Press a button, things happen, the scientist turns into a monster." They add nothing to the plot and it is really a disgusting attempt at a good movie. Oh yeah, and it's from the fifties. And black and white.

EDIT:
Also, I find most "black" comedies to be excruciatingly horrible, along with similar comedies who attempt to use the same humour. I.e.; dope, weed, tits, virgins, farts, Benjamin-Franklin-invented-the-hash-pipe, yo-mommas-so-fat-she's-a-black-hole, etc etc. Not that I'm racist, but if they would stop insisting those films are part of The Black Culture Which We All Must Respect, then the world would be a happier place.

I thought ud typo'd pulp fiction at the start. I was ready to castrate you with two bricks.

2007-06-19 11:57:01

#128

Zefar: Member; +116|6649|Sweden

Wow I'm suprised that so many people actually can hate some of the new movies.

Like V for Vendetta(How can you hate this one? It's just so good.), Shrek, Matrix series, Lifters Guide to the galaxy(I found it hilarious), Batman 4(Well if it's the last one I saw and I found it to be pretty interesting.) and some more.

Well in my list

BattleField earth

And some other movies that I don't remember the name of.

2007-06-19 13:15:25

#129

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6649

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/World-is-not-enoughposter.jpg

and

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/007DAD1.jpg

2007-06-19 14:11:48

#130

too_money2007: Member; +145|6308|Keller, Tx

ghettoperson wrote:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … poster.jpg
and
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … 07DAD1.jpg

Too true. Thank God Daniel Craig will save the day!!

https://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/craig_bond.jpg

Last edited by too_money2007 (2007-06-19 14:12:27)

2007-06-19 14:16:42

#131

jamesb: Joined BF2s in November 2005; +133|6724|Doncaster, England

I can really remember the worst ever, there are too many.

But this is the last one that sucks big time IMO.
I was sat there wondering why I was still watching, not how I thought it would be

https://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6LlBqDxbNreg_M:https://www.d-zone.org/Spider%2520man%25203.jpg

Last edited by jamesb (2007-06-19 14:17:30)

2007-06-19 23:04:01

#132

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6643

"Be Cool" was a real pain to watch.

2007-06-20 00:18:30

#133

Darkfire: Helping you help yourself; +34|6478| Texas

Napoleon Dynamite

my friend (who usually has good taste in movies, but was seeing it for the 2nd time) told me it was really funny and i'd love it...

i wanted to jump up and rip this guys fucking head off about 20 minutes into the movie, but i couldnt so i asked my friend if we could leave. he said no so i walked out on him and left. he was pissed and texted me to tell me, but wouldnt leave the movie to come tell me so. god how do people like that piece of shit

2007-06-20 02:32:18

#134

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6445|Australia.

Darkfire wrote:
Napoleon Dynamite

my friend (who usually has good taste in movies, but was seeing it for the 2nd time) told me it was really funny and i'd love it...

i wanted to jump up and rip this guys fucking head off about 20 minutes into the movie, but i couldnt so i asked my friend if we could leave. he said no so i walked out on him and left. he was pissed and texted me to tell me, but wouldnt leave the movie to come tell me so. god how do people like that piece of shit

Ahaha. Poor you. I love Napoleon Dynamite so much I've watched the movie countless times and even bought a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt.

2007-06-20 02:36:27

#135

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6326

pers0nah wrote:
Janysc wrote:
Plump Fiction is very very very very very very very very bad. It tries to be a parody of Pulp Fiction, but fails at every joke because it's simply not funny.
The Beast of Yucca Flats is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's a Soviet-nuke-mutates-US-scientist-into-horrible-monster-movie, and is sprinkled with a narrative using sentences like, "Flag on the Moon... how did it get there?" and "Press a button, things happen, the scientist turns into a monster." They add nothing to the plot and it is really a disgusting attempt at a good movie. Oh yeah, and it's from the fifties. And black and white.

EDIT:
Also, I find most "black" comedies to be excruciatingly horrible, along with similar comedies who attempt to use the same humour. I.e.; dope, weed, tits, virgins, farts, Benjamin-Franklin-invented-the-hash-pipe, yo-mommas-so-fat-she's-a-black-hole, etc etc. Not that I'm racist, but if they would stop insisting those films are part of The Black Culture Which We All Must Respect, then the world would be a happier place.
I thought ud typo'd pulp fiction at the start. I was ready to castrate you with two bricks.

2007-06-20 02:40:30

#136

Ninja_Monkey: I TK For Blackhawks; +60|6565|UK

CoronadoSEAL wrote:
the worst movie i have ever seen is v for vendetta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mo … worst_ever

i agree that film was awful

2007-06-20 03:03:45

#137

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|6708|th3 unkn0wn

Sorry Aussies but this film wos just extremely weird, gory and crazy - and possibly one of the worst I've ever seen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_melt

Anybody who's got 4 quid to spare can get it off Amazon.co.uk

Last edited by {HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy (2007-06-20 03:09:58)

2007-06-20 03:16:28

#138

Kommander_Kale: Genetically Modified; +19|6415|Melbourne, Australia

2. Anaconda. And that bastard Doctor Kale, only time i've ever seen my name in a film and it has to be that one. 2nd worst movie i've ever seen but definitely the worst ending. No character development, not scary (i saw it when i was pretty young). Just plain bad.

1. Worst movie ever, hands down. Surf Nazis Must Die. Reflect on that title for a second. If you're saying to yourself "But hey! That's a cool wacky title!!! I'd agree with you because it lured me into hiring it at the video store. Little was i ready for the lowest budget movie, with such lack of anything remotely interesting that i'd strongly advise against showing this to emo's in case they decided the world really isn't worth sticking around for. If you ever see this movie (which luckily you probably won't being so obscure) run far, far away.

2007-06-20 03:25:19

#139

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|6708|th3 unkn0wn

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Sorry Aussies but this film wos just extremely weird, gory and crazy - and possibly one of the worst I've ever seen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_melt

Anybody who's got 4 quid to spare can get it off Amazon.co.uk

The movie is about the residents of the small town of Pebbles Court who are the unknowing test subjects for a new variety of "Vimuville" dietary supplement pills that arrive for free in their mailboxes. The pills are designed to produce the ultimate healthy human, but have unexpected side effects including hallucinations and mutations. Despite the attempts made to warn the townsfolk from a previous test subject, who is now undergoing rapid cellular decay, he arrives too late, and crashes his car and is killed by tentacles growing out of his throat. The pills are consumed by the residents, and produce liquefying flesh, elongated tongues, exploding stomachs, exploding penises, imploding heads, monstrous births, tentacles growing out of the face, living mucus, sentinent placentas, and other gruesome mutations. Ultimately more and more of the residents of the Pebbles Court mutate or die horrific deaths, until almost every character has been dispatched.

2007-06-20 10:16:26

#140

too_money2007: Member; +145|6308|Keller, Tx

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Sorry Aussies but this film wos just extremely weird, gory and crazy - and possibly one of the worst I've ever seen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_melt

Anybody who's got 4 quid to spare can get it off Amazon.co.uk
The movie is about the residents of the small town of Pebbles Court who are the unknowing test subjects for a new variety of "Vimuville" dietary supplement pills that arrive for free in their mailboxes. The pills are designed to produce the ultimate healthy human, but have unexpected side effects including hallucinations and mutations. Despite the attempts made to warn the townsfolk from a previous test subject, who is now undergoing rapid cellular decay, he arrives too late, and crashes his car and is killed by tentacles growing out of his throat. The pills are consumed by the residents, and produce liquefying flesh, elongated tongues, exploding stomachs, exploding penises, imploding heads, monstrous births, tentacles growing out of the face, living mucus, sentinent placentas, and other gruesome mutations. Ultimately more and more of the residents of the Pebbles Court mutate or die horrific deaths, until almost every character has been dispatched.

That actually sounds fking awesome. I'm sure it was a shotty production though, which made it so bad. Sounds like a black comedy.

2007-06-20 10:29:56

#141

dead_rac00n: Member; +12|6482|DTC

The#1Spot wrote:
dead_rac00n wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/

the worst... Hands down.
please explain because the movies plot is very good

It's similar to constipation. The plot is incredibly painful, the actors are shit, the editing stinks, hopefuly, when the end credits start rolling, it's a deliverance. This movie is already in the sewers of cinema.

Sorry for making it short, but if I really need to explain you why this movie is cowpat, you are surely not worth talking with about cinema.

2007-06-20 12:13:47

#142

too_money2007: Member; +145|6308|Keller, Tx

dead_rac00n wrote:
The#1Spot wrote:
dead_rac00n wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/

the worst... Hands down.
please explain because the movies plot is very good
It's similar to constipation. The plot is incredibly painful, the actors are shit, the editing stinks, hopefuly, when the end credits start rolling, it's a deliverance. This movie is already in the sewers of cinema.

Sorry for making it short, but if I really need to explain you why this movie is cowpat, you are surely not worth talking with about cinema.

I loved ID4 when I was 12, that's about it.

2007-07-09 16:16:25

#143

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|6710|Sweden

Was a loooong time i laughed out hard in front of the computer but omg this is so baaaad it gets superfun.

2007-07-09 16:23:16

#144

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6388|USA, MICHIGAN

Mullhulland Drive (? on spelling) anyway it IS the worst movie EVER!!! my wife rented it about 2 yrs ago or so, it was so bad that i fell asleep in the middle of the movie, and here's the kicker, it was only 3:00 p.m.!!!!!

2007-07-09 16:26:21

#145

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6562|British Columbia, Canada

https://lit.cs.fsu.edu/advanced/labs/Photoshop/hulk.jpg

I left the movie and went to go play some Video Games in the Lobby because it was so shitty.

2007-07-09 16:36:19

#146

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6653

I've watched far too many movies recently - almost one a day. I'm yet to be dissapointed.

Before recently though, spiderman 3 was a real POS made to appeal to the masses. And Anger Management. I turned that off after 5 minutes. Xmen 3 was alright, but could have been so much better if it wasnt the Hugh Jackman and Halle Berry show.

I doubt I'll be watching any more bad movies for a while yet - first Ive got the entire IMDB top 250 to go through, and there's a lot of excellent stuff thats not even on that. 2 days ago I watched L.A Confidential, which was an awesome movie. If you haven't seen it yet, go rent it. It's a classic.