...what should i do to fuck with em if they come?
Toilet Paper.
Unleash the
who are they and what is their motivation? i mean they must know you, they must have a reason..?
this a harry potter forum now? funny, i didnt get the memo.UnknownRanger wrote:
Unleash the http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9677/cerberusje9.jpg
While they are TPing, I'm sure they will leave their car some distance away. Find it, and shit on their seats.
umm....does it really make much of a difference?twiistaaa wrote:
who are they and what is their motivation? i mean they must know you, they must have a reason..?
@ kamikaze, these are like, 14-15 year olds. no cars. hence, little shits. i guess they have beef with my little sister over something, but i really feel like fucking something up tonight.
call the police and say there are burglars at your house. that will scare them pretty good!
Know how to make AP? Scare them the fuck away with that.
edit: Actually, no. I don't think it would be classed as self defence, better not.
edit2: Just some fireworks should scare them enough without blowing there faces off
edit: Actually, no. I don't think it would be classed as self defence, better not.
edit2: Just some fireworks should scare them enough without blowing there faces off
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whats AP?gene_pool wrote:
Know how to make AP? Scare them the fuck away with that.
edit: Actually, no. I don't think it would be classed as self defence, better not.
edit2: Just some fireworks should scare them enough without blowing there faces off
SIMPLE! Go buy an ax and when the little %#!@*&$ show up jump out of a bush with the ax and start screaming incoherent shit while you run at them. It helps if you are on your underware with only 1 shoe on and a red tie.
Or go buy some mentos, soda and beer. What the hell the beers for? Get some friends give them the beer and give them some mentos and soda and spray the little shits. They should end up sticky after that.
Or go buy some mentos, soda and beer. What the hell the beers for? Get some friends give them the beer and give them some mentos and soda and spray the little shits. They should end up sticky after that.
Acetone Peroxide, don't do it. Me and a friend made a little bit (Only a little bit) and its explosives stuff Pretty sure its the stuff they used in the London bombings awhile ago, but they used ALOT more then what we did.Ender2309 wrote:
whats AP?gene_pool wrote:
Know how to make AP? Scare them the fuck away with that.
edit: Actually, no. I don't think it would be classed as self defence, better not.
edit2: Just some fireworks should scare them enough without blowing there faces off
forgot this
Molest them.
Never seen Home alone? Take this maffia video and let it play when they arrive.
Got a paintball gun? Don't know about laws in America, but you could make then get in a little trouble with their mummies when arriving home.
Another option is to get a hose, lie in wait and hose then down when they come. Thus the toilet paper gets really wet and stuck together, and the boys can't do a whole lot (they can, however, chuck the entire lot in one go, so watch it, that could be painful).
Another option is to get a hose, lie in wait and hose then down when they come. Thus the toilet paper gets really wet and stuck together, and the boys can't do a whole lot (they can, however, chuck the entire lot in one go, so watch it, that could be painful).
Run at them screaming and frothing at the mouth with a baseball bat or Samurai sword.
Or find where they live and bust all their water mains so their houses get flooded.
Or find where they live and bust all their water mains so their houses get flooded.
give them fun time
As you see them kick the crap out of them?
ist it in the states, shoot them, they are on your estate.
do this
Whatever you do, tell us after you've done it!
Firecrackers?
If you have a gun let a few shots off?
Find out who their mother is and seduce her, and pork her infront of them, that would really mess a kid up?
Photoshop them into some gay porn pics and post them up on all of their social outlets (school, sportins clubs etc etc.)?
Expose yourself to them?
Paintball gun?
If you have a gun let a few shots off?
Find out who their mother is and seduce her, and pork her infront of them, that would really mess a kid up?
Photoshop them into some gay porn pics and post them up on all of their social outlets (school, sportins clubs etc etc.)?
Expose yourself to them?
Paintball gun?