I still think you just make her look uninviting. She could where a really ugly fake mole or full robe and burka. Get her a T shirt that says STD Stop you want'em I got'em.
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Knuckles?SEREMAKER wrote:
another good self defense weapon
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Wow, you a RedTwizzler get a cookie for paying attention.Hurricane wrote:
Hmm, no guns no dogs...
Get a good security system, arm it at night and have your wife arm it "Inside" mode when she's alone.
Get self-defense training, though I don't know what would be the best. I took Shotokan Karate for a few years, pretty nice stuff, but IDK how good it is for street fights. I'd love to do some Delta Force training, though I'd probably die from the intensity of just warming up.
Get a tazer. It zaps people but doesn't kill them (except in some rare cases where they have pacemakers or internal defibrillators, and when was the last time you heard of the crook with poor heart health?). Zap intruder, call cops, zap again until cops come.
That's about all I can suggest. A blunt object like a bat or club could work well too, although it might be a tad messier than a tazer. Hope you never need to use any of these things
Are you kidding? Those things could do serious damage easily!SEREMAKER wrote:
^^^^ Awesome self defense weapon and if kids get their hands on it, no serious damage
No, I read, but if you're serious about your wife's safety, you'll tell her to fuck herself before the rapist does, and give into purchasing a firearm.ATG wrote:
Wow, RedTwizzler gets a cookie for paying attention.
Your a foul mouthed idiot. I have pistols too.RedTwizzler wrote:
No, I read, but if you're serious about your wife's safety, you'll tell her to fuck herself before the rapist does, and give into purchasing a firearm.ATG wrote:
Wow, RedTwizzler gets a cookie for paying attention.
And how many kids do you have? There is nothing I can keep out of reach of my 2 and 4 year old boys. They climb and play with everything. the attic is the only place in my house they can't get to and that is exactly where ATG is keeping his. Sounds like he is doing the right thing. Just remember this post when your first born puts a bullet somewhere it dosn't need to be.RedTwizzler wrote:
I hate to act contradictory, but you SHOULD keep a small handgun somewhere in your home. There are many places a 5 year old can't find a weapon, even if it's just because he can't reach it. Hide it in an overhead light fixture, in a high up cupboard (hidden behind something, of course), etc.
If you have the time/patience, you could do what my cousin did - Take a thick book that you don't really need (like an old encyclopedia or something), then glue the pages and the back cover together using spray adhesive, and cut out a square in the middle. If done correctly, the book will look normal when it's closed, but when it's open, there is an empty square in the center. Put your handgun here (you might want to know how big it is first, to pick a book accurately). Then, put that book on the highest shelf of a bookshelf or some other equally inaccessable - yet inconspicuous - place.
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lol, why do you need all those guns dude? I thought you was a pacifist stonnerATG wrote:
Your a foul mouthed idiot. I have pistols too.RedTwizzler wrote:
No, I read, but if you're serious about your wife's safety, you'll tell her to fuck herself before the rapist does, and give into purchasing a firearm.ATG wrote:
Wow, RedTwizzler gets a cookie for paying attention.
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You remember that part where he talked about how the guns and ammo were both locked up in separate locations? So, short of his children learning how to pick locks and load firearms, I think he's safe.buttersIRL wrote:
your wife is afriad they might find some pepper spray in the house but she doesn't mind them finding your 37 mm grenade launcher and the rest of your collection of A-Team guns !?
that is a vicious, nasty, barbaric idea. that I fully of approve of.Darth_Fleder wrote:
http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit09052005/worldwatch.asp