Question : How many Bf2 players does it take to change a light bulb in the Gulf of Oman
Answer : every single one.
1 Million to say "where are we? I thought Strike at Karkland was the only map in this game lets find a different server"
100,000 to call the first 1 million noobs cause they still cant spell it right even though its the only map they play, before they to leave to find a 24/7 Karkand server.
Of the remaining 15 players still left in the server.
1 commander to point out to the squads "change lightbulb here".
1 player that actually listens to the commander and goes to the lightbulb.
5 super leet noob-toobers to come along bunny hop 6 times before simultaneously launching a m203 round at the one player actually changing the light bulb trying to show that there the only ones good enough to change the bulb.
1 tank whore who refuses to get out of his tank but just sits there and kills all the people trying to change the bulb
1 medic who continously revives the noobtubers getting shot over and over again by the tank whore.
1 suicide C4 jeep to come along and take out the tank whore.
1 chopper pilot to hover right over the bulb and yell at his gunner to get out and change the bulb
1 chopper gunner who refuses to get out because he knows the pilots going to fly off with out him once he changes the bulb.
1 Anti tank to shoot down the dumb chopper pilot hovering so low , only to have the the wreckage land on himself.
1 jet pilot who knows he doesnt have enough skill to change the bulb and that his only skill is to bomb and strafe the defensless people on the ground.
1 more jet pilot who after accepting the commander postion and pointing out the light bulb decides that he can command and fly to ram the other jet.
Finally The only player left in the world to change the light bulb and save The Gulf of Oman
1 sniper sitting on top of the crane who has no clue that he is the only one left and in fact has no clue that the bulb ever needed chaging.
That is why you never see a lightbulb in the Gulf of Oman. Its impossible for them to get changed.
Mycatsdied
edited to kill off the commander. Leaving only the sniper.
Thanks Oktane
Answer : every single one.
1 Million to say "where are we? I thought Strike at Karkland was the only map in this game lets find a different server"
100,000 to call the first 1 million noobs cause they still cant spell it right even though its the only map they play, before they to leave to find a 24/7 Karkand server.
Of the remaining 15 players still left in the server.
1 commander to point out to the squads "change lightbulb here".
1 player that actually listens to the commander and goes to the lightbulb.
5 super leet noob-toobers to come along bunny hop 6 times before simultaneously launching a m203 round at the one player actually changing the light bulb trying to show that there the only ones good enough to change the bulb.
1 tank whore who refuses to get out of his tank but just sits there and kills all the people trying to change the bulb
1 medic who continously revives the noobtubers getting shot over and over again by the tank whore.
1 suicide C4 jeep to come along and take out the tank whore.
1 chopper pilot to hover right over the bulb and yell at his gunner to get out and change the bulb
1 chopper gunner who refuses to get out because he knows the pilots going to fly off with out him once he changes the bulb.
1 Anti tank to shoot down the dumb chopper pilot hovering so low , only to have the the wreckage land on himself.
1 jet pilot who knows he doesnt have enough skill to change the bulb and that his only skill is to bomb and strafe the defensless people on the ground.
1 more jet pilot who after accepting the commander postion and pointing out the light bulb decides that he can command and fly to ram the other jet.
Finally The only player left in the world to change the light bulb and save The Gulf of Oman
1 sniper sitting on top of the crane who has no clue that he is the only one left and in fact has no clue that the bulb ever needed chaging.
That is why you never see a lightbulb in the Gulf of Oman. Its impossible for them to get changed.
Mycatsdied
edited to kill off the commander. Leaving only the sniper.
Thanks Oktane
Last edited by mycatsdied (2006-01-18 21:40:10)
