Poll

Which Clause Best Describes Your Cooking Skill?

I can "make" fruit1%1% - 1
I can order pizza5%5% - 3
I can make Spaghetti-Os12%12% - 7
I can bake a cake1%1% - 1
I can cook a steak/other meats (it rhymes, though)42%42% - 24
I can make complicated dishes26%26% - 15
I can make you eat cat poop and like it10%10% - 6
Total: 57
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6898|United States of America
BF2s users usually come off as immature sometimes, so let's see how good you are at things that cannot be done with fast hand-eye coordination and a PC. How good are you in the kitchen and with all matters of cooking?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6782|Mountains of NC

I'm a microwave magician







thank god my wife can cook
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fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6704|Menlo Park, CA
I am a wizard in the kitchen. . . .my girlfriend need to watch and learn!!
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6602|New York
I can and do make complicated dishes frequently.
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Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6844|Washington, DC

Cakes are as far as I go, simply because I've never tried anything more advanced. And these are Betty Crocker cakes, not making everything from scratch cakes.

Sure wouldn't hurt to be able to put "leet chef lulz" on your resume for the ladies..
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7057|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Give me a recipe and I can make anything.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6794|the dank(super) side of Oregon
I specialize in Schweddy's balls and crem' of sum yung gai.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6558|Twyford, UK
Currently, frying stuff is the limit of my abilities. Although I'm getting damn good at it; I can make an omelette and shallow-fry it while deep-frying the chips to go with it.
While I could learn more, I don't feel the need to bother.

I can bake a cake, but don't very often. Muffins are the same recipe, and far easier consumed. In fact, I occasionally run off a batch for LAN party snacks to save having to chip in for snacks.

I can also make uber sandwiches, due to knowing how to layer meats and seperate ingredients properly. I have even perfected the toasted cheese sandwich (lightly grill bread first, add thick-sliced cheese, grill heavily until it drips through the grill, add top slice and grill until it starts to char), and the bacon sandwich (buttered bread, transfer bacon straight from wok to sandwich, eat quickly).

I learned to cook from my mother, which has turned out to be incredibly useful.
T.Pike
99 Problems . . .
+187|6496|Pennsyltucky

I Voted for S-Os but I can do soooooooooo much more.

Start with a bottle of Ragu' "7 herbs and spices" and add my own "flava".
CosmoKramer
CC you in October
+131|6832|Medford, WI

Reciprocity wrote:

I specialize in Schweddy's balls and crem' of sum yung gai.
nice +1 for you
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6776|British Columbia, Canada
I Work at a Restaurant.. So I can make fancy dishes..
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6871|South West England
I take pride in my cooking skill, i do it on the side as a hobby when i aint either on the pc or at school/ out with mates, i can make fairly complicated dishes very well if I either have to or want to
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7042
I've worked as a cook from ages 14-25. Learned my share of stuff. Then I found bar tending. Where the beer runs cold and there are always women to flirt with...or take home.
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6736|...

"I can make complicated dishes"

I made a kickass pot roast today for mother's day, pm me I'll email you some.
UnknownRanger
Squirrels, natures little speedbump.
+610|6558|Cali
I can make a kickass ice-cube.
Snowmanimal
Not so unique forum title
+30|6756|My head
I cook fairly well for a 22 yr old.  I have learned to make many complicated dishes including Thanksgiving dinner.
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6919

Reciprocity wrote:

I specialize in Schweddy's balls and crem' of sum yung gai.
sgtdude1987
Member
+8|6430|midlands britain
Thanks to Uni I've managed to learn to cook pretty much anything, or at least try.
On the odd day I make roast dinners for no real reason other than I'm bored and dont fancy doing more work!!!

Long live the great English Roast
bonedoc69
Member
+36|6624|Eugene, Oregon U.S.A.
I can work a can opener all by my self!!!!!!    yay me!!!!!!
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6979|Cambridge (UK)
If they're meant to be in order of difficulty, 'bake a cake' and 'cook a steak' should be swapped round - unless you mean those pour the contents of the packet into a dish and put in oven type cakes.

Anyhoo, I went for the 'cook a steak' option - I'm a reasonably good cook (I've not poisoned anybody, yet...) and I tend to 'do my own thing' in the kitchen (don't follow recipes), but whenever I do try anything complicated it never quite comes out right...
Canin
Conservative Roman Catholic
+280|6688|Foothills of S. Carolina

I can make you eat poop and like it. Well, I used to be that good..... Made a seven course meal for my family when I was 18...... Now I work on the equipment that cooks the food, and my wife stays home and makes the meals......
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6980|UK
Just had a green Thai curry stir fry i made myself earlier. Gunna have fajitas on wednesday i think.

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