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Kids enjoy setting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys setting kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to figure out why.

Ender2309 wrote:

chuck norris has sex with men. not because they ran out of women, but because he's gay.

:\ lol

Ugh. The Chuck sensation is over, and don't we have enough threads about it already?

Ender2309 wrote:

chuck norris has sex with men. not because they ran out of women, but because he's gay.

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Last edited by Omnideath (2007-05-13 11:18:09)

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doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

lol!

chuch norris is nothing but a played out cliche, sorry but its just getting old...

EDIT: i was beat a couple of times, i thought it was just more chuch norris spam.

Last edited by Madhadda1 (2007-05-13 13:03:39)

World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi.

If Mr. T wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.

When God shuts a door and opens a window, Mr. T just kicks the door down, windows are for pussies.

When Mr. T was a little boy, his father told him he was going to get a spanking for bad behavior. Just before he spanked Mr. T, his Dad said, "Son, this is going to hurt me alot more than it hurts you." Mr. T's Dad was right.

Satan sold his soul to Mr. T.

While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week.

Mr. T is the original black Power Ranger.

Mr. T has killed Mr. A through Mr. S; U through Z are slaves in his gold mine.

In 1982 while working as a bouncer Mr. T invented a move so perilous that it is still spoken of with great admiration... that move is forever known as T Bagging.

When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

Mr. T doesn't screw in lightbulbs. He holds it in place while the room spins around in fear.

When Jesus was born, Mr. T forgot to pity him, and he was therefore able to perform such miracles as turning water into wine and curing blind people. After realizing his mistake, Mr. T quickly pitied Jesus doubly hard, and Jesus was then nailed to some wood by some Jews. Mr. T then wrote a book chronicling the events, which he titled "The Holy Bible".

God created the heavens and the earth in seven days. Mr. T created God in 5 minutes.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-05-13 13:24:38)

Biggie wouldn't be dead if he hadn't eaten Mr. T's Cheetoh's.

A common mistake is to believe that our Lord and Savior is Jesus Christ. It was actually the Unstoppable Duo Of Jesus Chris and T. But Mr. T doesn't pity the Bible for the typo, Because thats the way Jesus Chris would have wanted it.

Mr. T does not do laundry. He justs pities his clothes clean.

God may have created the whole universe in six days but Mr. T created God by accident.

If the US government would have let Mr. T and the rest of the A-team stay in Vietnam, we would have won.



In the early 80's at an awards show, a handsome young black boy stood on Mr. T's foot. Mr. T just stared the handsome young black boy down. After a minute he turned from a handsome black boy, to a scared white woman, who went on to become respected in pop music. Mr. T does not respect Michael Jackson though, he pities the fool.

When the ordinary person pokes the Pillsbury Doughboy in the stomach, he giggles. When Mr. T does it, he explodes.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 7#p1293017

That, and way to bump a dead thread.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-05-03 09:06:15)

aj0404 wrote:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.Twice.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper,but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

/win

/win

/win

Those are really funny. I remember seeing something about him on one of those "Saturday Night Live" things.