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You might be a redneck if...

You mow your lawn... and find a car

i knew those were coming *sigh*

you might be a redneck if you have a working TV sitting on top of a non-working TV

I can hunt rabbits in my yard. Does that count?

I believe... that if you show me a 3 year old running out buck naked drinking Coca-Cola from a baby bottle...

I'll show you a future Nascar fan

about 6 yrs ago i was going through kentucky, and i stopped by a mcdonalds for lunch.  and i shit you not i seen 2 big ass tractors and a small garden tractor were parked in the parking lot.  my wife and i laughed our ass's off!!!

Last edited by hate&discontent (2007-04-24 16:53:15)

You might be a redneck if you have more guns than forks

You know you live in a redneck town when there is a billboard on the outskirts of town that says "Nigger don't let the sun set on your back in Atwood, Oklahoma".  It was up for almost 10 years (of my life, probably a long time before my life) before some drunk hillbilly drove off the road and ran over it.  There were local KKK events and white supremest rallies on the edge of town like every weekend.  When the first black family moved into town when I was 15, a cross burned in their yard every night for 2 months.

Atwood, Oklahoma=Redneck Capital of the World.

Here's a little twist on the old redneck jokes:

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...

Your Jedi robe is camouflaged 
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken (or that you even can)
You have ever used The Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force
You have neon lights under your landspeeder
Your Jedi mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..."
Your X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard
A Wookiee has told you that you need to shave
You have ever used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
Sandpeople back down from your mama.
You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married 
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. 
You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling, and long-distance spitting.
More than half the droids you own don't function.
The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while vacationing on Hoth.
Your moonshine is made on the moon.
You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
You've used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a DUI.
You've strangled people with the force because they laughed at your accent.
You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
You've argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.
You've wrecked several landspeeders while lighting cigarettes with your lightsaber.
You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.
You've gone AT-AT tipping.
Jabba's pig guards think you have a hygiene problem.
You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.
The Rancor monster refused to eat you.
You discovered that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother.

RoosterCantrell wrote:

you might be a redneck if you STILL find jeff foxworthy's redneck jokes funny.

An Enlarged Liver wrote:

You might be a redneck if you EVER found Jeff Foxworthy jokes funny.....

Hey Liver, I think you owe Rooster some karma for stealing his joke...