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<Surgeon> if needs be like jurrafs
<Surgeon> how do you spell jurraf
<Surgeon> ?
<mess17> giraffe
<Surgeon> oh

irc wrote:

[19:48] * Dave- has sent conormalet123 a Private Message, type /part inbox to view (3 unread)
[19:48] <mess17> w00f me
[19:48] <w00f> you are mormon
[19:48] <+DeathUnlimited>     <w00f>    Trkle is coming to rape you DeathUnlimited
[19:48] <+DeathUnlimited> FFS
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[19:49] <Dave-> HAHAHAHA

Last edited by Knightnifer (2007-04-15 11:50:57)

<LaidBackNinja> okay doc, take him away
<leetkyle>
<DeathUnlimited>
<LaidBackNinja> time for his medicine
<DeathUnlimited> SECKS
<DeathUnlimited> SECK
<FFLink> How old be you?
<FFLink> I forgot
<leetkyle> 15 loaz peon
<DeathUnlimited> WE WANT SECKS
<leetkyle> young
<leetkyle> k?
<LaidBackNinja> lol kyle
<DeathUnlimited> WE WANT SECKS
<DeathUnlimited> WE WANT SECKS
<FFLink> HA I'm 17!
<DeathUnlimited> WE WANT SECKS
<LaidBackNinja> I'll tell you something
<DeathUnlimited> Ha I'm 30
<leetkyle> what
<leetkyle> loaz
<w00f> Plat will be happy to provide you with secks DeathUnlimited
<LaidBackNinja> I'm 20 and I've never had secks
<FFLink> OLD!
<leetkyle> cool ninja
<Siris_> haha
<leetkyle> no big deal ;P
<LaidBackNinja> not cool dude
<DeathUnlimited> coooooooool
<LaidBackNinja>
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<leetkyle> they could make a new film
<FFLink> Yeh not cool, but not really THAT bad a thing
<Poseidon> [amsg] bbl
<leetkyle> the 20 year old virgin
<LaidBackNinja> but I'll tell you a fascinating story about it
<leetkyle> loaz
<leetkyle> yeah no big deal u not sexified at 20
<FFLink> Here w ego
<DeathUnlimited> w00f LBN
<w00f> hmmm... LBN is Large Butt Naked or LeBossNigger or having AIDS
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<LaidBackNinja> because there's actually a sad reason I'm not sexified
<leetkyle> haha
<DeathUnlimited> okay?
<FFLink> No penis?
<LaidBackNinja> OKAY
<FFLink> Aids?
<w00f> Aids is better
<LaidBackNinja> lol
<LaidBackNinja> not that
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<DeathUnlimited> we're ready
<LaidBackNinja> hahah
<leetkyle> story!!
<leetkyle> pls
<LaidBackNinja> good shot tho
<LaidBackNinja> okay
<DeathUnlimited> TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<LaidBackNinja> IT WAS A NIGHT DARK AND DREARY
<Surgeon>
<DeathUnlimited> k
* FFLink shuts up and suggests everyone else does too
<LaidBackNinja> no wait IT WAS A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
<DeathUnlimited> O_o
<Surgeon> haxtbh
<leetkyle> k
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<DeathUnlimited> and
<[ST6]SewerMaster> bbl
<LaidBackNinja> okay so here they were, LBN and his GF
<DeathUnlimited> ALPHA
<AlphA> JA
<leetkyle> stfoo go private i want to hear this pls k
<DeathUnlimited> LBN IS TELLING A STORY
<leetkyle> lbn and his girl
<LaidBackNinja> they were watching TV and all of a sudden GF was like: "OMG SECKS?"
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<FFLink> Lol
<DeathUnlimited> OMG
<LaidBackNinja> LBN is like "k sure"
<FFLink> Ha ha
* LaidBackNinja drops his pants
<DeathUnlimited> and..
<FFLink> ..
<AlphA> who wouldnt
<LaidBackNinja> lol
<LaidBackNinja> BUT
<FFLink> No penis?
<LaidBackNinja> GF is a crazy bitch
<FFLink> I knew it.
<leetkyle> you failed to get an erect?
<FFLink> Lol
<leetkyle> lol
<DeathUnlimited> and the little one fails
<LaidBackNinja> who heard SCARY stories from her girlfiends
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<FFLink> ...
<LaidBackNinja> how much it HURTS the first time
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<LaidBackNinja> and you'll BLEED like TONS
<AlphA> aliens grew outta a penis !
<leetkyle> lol
<LaidBackNinja> so she's scared shitless
<FFLink> lol
<DeathUnlimited> lol?
<w00f> lol is, like, the thing every kewl kid does
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<LaidBackNinja> and certain muscles contracted because of that nervousness
<LaidBackNinja> making tactical entry impossible
<FFLink> ...
<DeathUnlimited> O_o
<AlphA> lol
<DeathUnlimited> o_O
<leetkyle> sounds like a space mission
* FFLink tries to get rid of mental images
<leetkyle> but ok
<LaidBackNinja> forceful entry ended in tears
<leetkyle> lol
<Surgeon> tactical entry loaz
<FFLink> Oh my...
<mess17> HELLO
<Pro7|Archer> "It was a dark and stormy sleepover"
<leetkyle> HAHAHAHA
<DeathUnlimited> .......
<Pro7|Archer> "when my vagina started BLEEDING"
<FFLink> HERROW!
<FFLink> lol
<LaidBackNinja> loool
<Surgeon> then a perv came and raped archer ?
<FFLink> HA ha
<AlphA> so it was basicly a penetration night ?
<LaidBackNinja> yah
<leetkyle> but with no penetration
<LaidBackNinja> she was like
<leetkyle> just
<Pro7|Archer> pretty much
<leetkyle> stories
<leetkyle> like
<AlphA> aha
<LaidBackNinja> OK THIS HURTS LIKE HELL LETS NEVER TRY AGAIN
<DeathUnlimited> then a perv came and archer raped him
<LaidBackNinja> LBN was like: "k "
<FFLink> Ahh...
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<leetkyle> ease her in one night
<DeathUnlimited>
<leetkyle> duh
<FFLink> Aren't you supposed to start off with Foreplay?
<LaidBackNinja> yeah we did all that
<AlphA> never know about that
<leetkyle> well she did say "secks"
<LaidBackNinja> but thats irrelevant for teh story
<FFLink> I'm no pro of course, that's as far as i hav gotten, but surely it relaxes them
<LaidBackNinja> lol
<leetkyle> *LBN feels boobs* *LBN releases liquid* *LBN shunned far too soon"
<leetkyle> loaz
<LaidBackNinja> you don't have to explain secks to me
<AlphA> how hard can it be
<LaidBackNinja> anywayz I dumped her ass
<AlphA> a banana and a hole
<leetkyle> IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
<AlphA> lalalalaa
<FFLink> Lol
<leetkyle> lol
<LaidBackNinja> probably a bad move
<FFLink> Yes.
<FFLink> I'd say so.
<LaidBackNinja> heh
<Pro7|Archer> so yeah
<LaidBackNinja> so yeah
<Pro7|Archer> then the girl said
<LaidBackNinja> >.>
<AlphA> it not like you need directions
<Pro7|Archer> FUCK ME TILL I BLEED AND MY TITS BLEED OUT PUSS
<AlphA> MY DICK IS LOST !
<FFLink> ?!
<Pro7|Archer> the guy was like
<Pro7|Archer> lolk
<FFLink> ...
<LaidBackNinja> ITS NOT MY FAULT IM HUNG LIKE AN ELEPHANT
<LaidBackNinja> <.<
<LaidBackNinja> >.>
<Pro7|Archer> blood sex > you
<FFLink> I think this deserves a place in BF2s
<DeathUnlimited> ELIVANT
<DeathUnlimited> ...
<Pro7|Archer> indeed
<DeathUnlimited> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p1345889
<DeathUnlimited> ...
* FFLink gets to work Copy and pasting
<Pro7|Archer> this conversation has earned the highest HONOUR
<leetkyle> lol
<LaidBackNinja> best thread ever
<LaidBackNinja> 
* AlphA puts his pants back on

[22:55] * LaidBackNinja unveils his penis
[22:55] * FFLink UNZIPS
[22:55] * Surgeon GETS OUT PENIS

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

i wanna be in your sig kyle i feel cheated on

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

i wanna be in your sig kyle i feel cheated on

me too *cries

well not that I have made a lot of quotes