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TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

JET_G raidensen wrote:

Well........walking home at 4am in the morning on friday night, wasnt drunk mind you, this ute sorta drives past, full of bogans(same as chavs, aussie version). Im like........shit, they of course stop. Two of them come out and ask for a lighter or something, i just remember saying "dont smoke", anyway at this point i know theres gonna be a foooiiiiight and its gonna be 4 v 1.

Im not tooooooo scared cause i Do have a 4 years of Ju Jitsu under my belt so im more like "score! now i can actually use this!", anyway the guy asks for some money now and im like "nah" and then hes like "GET HIM!" and throws a punch........i block, elbow into his ribs and throw the fucker down as hard as i could, next guy fucking comes at me with a knife. Allright, now its getting to life and death, he goes for straight stab i grab his knife hand, punch him in the throat, twist guys arm around his back until i break it and keep going till i tear all the ligaments and shit, so now his arm is like.........fucked pretty bad for life.


The rest of them in the car just bail and i just walk home...........my nerves were so bad for like 3 days.........i was just fucking glad i had like....martial arts skillz, otherwise i woulda had to run away like a little boy

is that for real, thats pretty intense! I would have shat myself......all this is making me wanna work out hardcore lol

mmhmmm......like as i said my nerves were fucked for days, and i still get a weird feeling when i think about it, like i was literally shaking when i got home from adrenaline and nerves

Jameseyy wrote:

i was just fucking glad i had like....martial arts skillz, otherwise i woulda had to run away like a little boy

If you consider running from someone attacking you with a deadly weapon something to be ashamed of, there's something wrong with your brain.

Wow, looks like your sarcasm sensing powers have taken a holiday.

Ha. I'm generally a pretty laid back and mostly harmless guy. The problem is I look like that as well. I, by myself, never attract agression, I guess because I look harmless and have a generally friendly sort of aura about me. My friends, however, attract agression on a regular basis. Here's where things get complicated.

I am made of steel. I have never broken a single bone, and in a fight I do not feel pain. However, I look like a pushover. I'm not very tall, not very heavy built, and I generally don't wear tight clothes so you can't see that I'm actually quite muscled. In short, I don't look scary at all. I also have waaaaay more balls than is good for me, especially in consideration of above factors.

For example, like someone said "most of the time actually having the balls to face someone is enough to make them change their mind," well, in my case, it isn't. If someone is looking for a fight and I step in, they just think: "what the hell is THIS pushover going to do". So whenever I put myself in the way of a fight, I actually get one. This, combined with the fact that I know I'm made of steel and my balls being huge, gets me into fights quite often.

Drunk guy comes up, looking for a fight and trying to get my friends (who are also drunk) to fight. I step in, tell him take his drunk ass home. He looks over me, decides I'm a pushover, and gives me a headbut square in the face. I, being made of steel, don't even flinch. My friends proceed to beat the shit out of him.

Funny thing is, even though I've taken a shitload of punches and headbutts (never once sustaining an injury more serious than a slight bruise), I can't remember the last time I actually threw a punch myself. for some reason I never have to. Either my friends go berserk (one of them is Mechanized Infantry), or they see that their punches have no effect whatsoever and they just kinda give up.

It probably would happen in Australia

Vilham wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Stabbed myself once in th leg with a pearing knife(6-inch blade went half way in)

lol similar to me putting a garden fork through my foot. should of been paying attention realy.

My mate from school did that, and im from Notts, your not called Gavin are ya??, can the world be this small!

Last edited by Slickfish (2007-04-13 06:29:33)

martial arts is a handy tool but i herd an experienced street fighter will just whipe the floor with whatever youv learnt im not sure if this is true

the only form of martial arts i have any faith in is SYSTEMA (the moves and techniques learnt by the russian spetz)

You guys are all crazy lol. I'm only 15, so i don't get a lot of chances to get into serious fights. whenever i sense that shit will happen, i just back off. No point in breaking bones over some bullshit.

But my dad will probably send me to a crash course of self-defense when i go to Lebanon...at the french military base...i heard those frenchies ain't pussies. At least i get to play with FAMAS

Marlboroman82 wrote:

J.P.Morgen wrote:

I kicked a neighbor dog for peeing on my yard.

try to kick my dog and you will be pulling back a nub
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/ … 0197-1.jpg

Last edited by J.P.Morgen (2007-04-13 07:43:04)

Stormscythe wrote:

I once hit a girl so that she had a black eye. I was six years of age, she was like 1ft taller and wanted to hug me all the time.
After that, I felt so guilty and cried - much much longer than her.

LOL +1

I am one level of tough lower than Mr.T. Mr.T is the highest level of tough, and his level of tough is unattainable by humans.

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

I am one level of tough lower than Mr.T. Mr.T is the highest level of tough, and his level of tough is unattainable by humans.

.. so only Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris are tougher than Mr. T?

do you honestly think you're going to get "true" stories in a forum ? LOL