Poll

How lond to you site on the crapper?

0-2 minutes18%18% - 9
3-5 minutes25%25% - 12
6-10 minutes25%25% - 12
11-20 minutes18%18% - 9
21-30 minutes4%4% - 2
31-to who knows how many minutes2%2% - 1
I am sitting on the shitter right now!6%6% - 3
Total: 48
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6269|B.C. Canada
Ok yes this is the stupidest thing to ask ever! but I am bored and today my girlfriend freaked on me for say I sit on the shitter to long! and I told her its what guys do! But I got the last laugh cause she needed to take a shower after I was done. HAHAHAHA!

Ya well go ahead and flame away!


(P.S. i take about 8 minutes)
tahadar
Sniper!!
+183|6749|Pakistan/England
lmao i take a book with me and stay at least 15 mins
maniacmattie
Karma Whore.. LOL
+27|6312
Depends what book is laying around when I wander in there
I've been known to sit on the shitter for more than an hour.. but usually inbetween 11-20 minutes
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6635|Birmingham, UK
Usually 3-5 minutes. I have better things to do!
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
+35|6310
roughly about 10 mins, 30 if newspaper happens to be in my reach..
NiMhurchu
Suicide Operations
+13|6858|Germany
I don't tend to take a shit in someone else's library, so I don't have any books on my toilet.
I go there to do what is to be done, nothing less, nothing more.

As a side note, I have a flat on my own. So no need to escape from a wife, a girl friend, kids or someone else.

Last edited by NiMhurchu (2007-04-09 03:13:21)

kylef
Gone
+1,352|6504|N. Ireland
3-5 usually, 6-10 if there is a book!
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6638|UK
Depends how much curry I've eaten.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6730|California

less than a minute on most occasions. Everything just kinda slides out, I flush - wash hands - dry - return to previous activity
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6638|UK

stryyker wrote:

less than a minute on most occasions. Everything just kinda slides out, I flush - wash hands - dry - return to previous activity
You don't wipe?
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|6541|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
0-2 minutes just shit and flush. I dont spend 5 to 10 minutes in my own smellz
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6730|California

liquidat0r wrote:

stryyker wrote:

less than a minute on most occasions. Everything just kinda slides out, I flush - wash hands - dry - return to previous activity
You don't wipe?
depends on the toilet paper
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|6749|Comber, Northern Ireland
mine just slides right out, i probably spend more time wiping than shatting
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6399|USA, MICHIGAN
it really depends on the type of shit i'm having. ghost poop, i'm in and out, liquid shits may take up to 45 mins
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6530|Adelaide, South Australia

no book - 5 mins
book - 15+
String3R
Member
+15|6240
haha +1 for the funny question lmao

11 - 20 mins usually take a book with me, crap and sit there reading anyway lmao! woooot xD

must run in my family apparently my grandad used to read and fall asleep on the crapper he even has a phone in there HAHAHAHAH!

Last edited by String3R (2007-04-09 05:52:44)

heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6399|New York
it's a good time to read and reflect, so i take my time, usually 11-20 mins.
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