JeeSqwat
Tactical Specialist
+41|6699|Canada
Give it to me baby yah!!!!
Kaosdad
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
+201|6649|Broadlands, VA
Played tonight for four hours straight.  All in Special Forces.  Died, died, died.  But, the guys who work for me have something to razz me about on Monday!  Yes, they can all say "I killed my boss!"  And I LOVE it!!!
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

Hail Skrups. That was one of the best comments I've heard so far.

For all you assholes who go on and on about 'Oh those who agree have lousy stats NEENER NEENER'. I only have one thing to say, fuck you. Sure, INGAME, stats do matter. Stats show you how good a person is at what. But in THESE forums?

Do you 1337 stats make you a better human/give you more of a right to say something? I don't fucking think so.

Edit: For all your yak JeeSqwat, your stats aren't anything to be proud of jackass. People like Greenie who have fucking solid stats do. You, IMHO can go to a corner and fuck yourself.

Last edited by polarbearz (2006-01-14 22:57:44)

chitlin
Banned
+36|6732
So, just for you I decided, yes decided, to pull one of my kit weapons which you seem to think are the most important of all the stats out of the negative, and to do it in rather short order.
im honored dude.. but i cant help but notice every weapon still has a negative ratio  still =p

short story i wont drag it all out again .. i still hate the way people gl and apparently dice agrees because the things i hate about it will soon be gone..

my comment was in the context of people defending peoples gl tactics that i hate

if you dont give a shit about your stats thats great but im assuming that when you join a server you want not only to have fun but to kill people.. and not just kill a couple but kill as many as you can ...you may not take it seriously and manicure your stats to have certain scores on certain w/e w/e ..when you play and you are good you dont have to ... the stats will simply add up and when they dont theres probably a reason ..other than your little sister =p

Last edited by chitlin (2006-01-14 23:12:54)

Flame-Catcher
Member
+0|6651|Purgatory
Well, Well Well Polar...is that how you really fucking feel???????????????????????????

Good, now that I got your attention...Bravo (Sorry bout the first line but human nature is to love conflict and I knew it would turn a head)

I play this game as a stress reliever. My bro (Stonehand) and I are police officers from generation X on the same department. So gaming has been in our blood and the stress from the job. If there's stat checking going on, it's me checking on him and vice-versa. We dont hop in a server to save the world.......we do it for fun. If I really wanna laugh my ass off, he hosts and private server and we TK the ever lovin shit outta each other. We dont care about acore so much as trying to get the same ribbon, badges and stuff. But the lil fuckers on the servers that wanna TK you for a vehicle make the game a little less fun...the only positive outlook is.....We can leave. In all I agree with you 110% and it's great to know that there are plenty of you guys/girls out there that enjoy the game for what it is. I just have to make sure Stonehand leaves the game at home when he's on duty........

When we were on a call together, dealing with an asshole who couldn't understand the law, (Officer) Stonehand turned to me shaking his head and said quietly "Hey Sarge....I wish I had my M203 right about now."  I actually had to walk outside and regain my composure.

Flame-Catcher
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

Flame-Catcher wrote:

When we were on a call together, dealing with an asshole who couldn't understand the law, (Officer) Stonehand turned to me shaking his head and said quietly "Hey Sarge....I wish I had my M203 right about now."  I actually had to walk outside and regain my composure.

Flame-Catcher
Cop too?

JeeSqwat
Tactical Specialist
+41|6699|Canada

polarbearz wrote:

Edit: For all your yak JeeSqwat, your stats aren't anything to be proud of jackass. People like Greenie who have fucking solid stats do. You, IMHO can go to a corner and fuck yourself.
My stats blow yours off the page . and stop impersinating a police officer, you give real cops a bad image.

Last edited by JeeSqwat (2006-01-15 09:39:33)

Mr_Spork
Member
+2|6711

JeeSqwat wrote:

My stats blow yours off the page...
A prime example of a stat bragger.
WildBlueYonder
Member
+0|6708|New Brunswick Canada

JeeSqwat wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

Edit: For all your yak JeeSqwat, your stats aren't anything to be proud of jackass. People like Greenie who have fucking solid stats do. You, IMHO can go to a corner and fuck yourself.
My stats blow yours off the page . and stop impersinating a police officer, you give real cops a bad image.
Why do you even post in this thread? you have nothing to add you just flame and insult people, so STFU
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|6776|Orlando, FL - Age 43

chitlin wrote:

So, just for you I decided, yes decided, to pull one of my kit weapons which you seem to think are the most important of all the stats out of the negative, and to do it in rather short order.
im honored dude.. but i cant help but notice every weapon still has a negative ratio  still =p
What, the knife is not a weapon? =p
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6674
Geez Jeeswqat you are still to learn mate arent you idiot i bet your some 14yr old who all the girls piss themselves laughing at cause your so pathetic the Jocks at your school dont even waste the time of day to even clip you over the back of the head.

And how would you know hes not a Cop huh? honestly shut up before you get yourself into more trouble than you can handle kid
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6674
Geez Jeeswqat you are still to learn mate arent you idiot i bet your some 14yr old who all the girls piss themselves laughing at cause your so pathetic the Jocks at your school dont even waste the time of day to even clip you over the back of the head.

And how would you know hes not a Cop huh? honestly shut up before you get yourself into more trouble than you can handle kid
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

JeeSqwat wrote:

My stats blow yours off the page . and stop impersinating a police officer, you give real cops a bad image.
Wait wait. YOUR stats blow MINE off the page? I think the correct word would be your stats BLOW compared to mine. You wh0re karkand like a CUNT and you have a lower SPM than me?! Seriously. In what way do your stats beat mine?

If your stats are like Greenie's and they pwn me upside down. Fine, i've got nothing to say. I fuck around so much and end up with better stats than YOURS, you can go suck a pole! Show me HOW they blow mine off!

And why the hell would I want to impersonate a police officer? I'm stuck being one for the next 10 months and I'm out. Phew. Thanking my lucky stars already. You're being a jackass by shooting your mouth off about things you know shit about.

So shut it. If I go back to canada to visit my mum remind me to look you up and pound your ass into meatloaf. Which should be rather easy considering the fact that you'd be some bespectacled, pimpled nerdy kid. So STFU.

Its impersonating by the way. Gotta stop cutting class! Too much bf2, too little education! You need a:

1. Life
2. Girlfriend
3. Job

Go get one of those 3 and call me in the morning

I don't really want to turn this thread into a flame war so lets leave it at that.
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|6711|In your head

polarbearz wrote:

Right. I was in the middle of polishing up the next entry to my Guide and was just trolling the forums for fun. And I saw this reply:

RogerThast wrote:

cry all you want polarbearz but my points per min kills yours an you have an extra 200 hours on me
Fine. I'll take the first blow first 'Let the man with no sin cast the first stone'. I was being sarcastic in my reply to his post. Yes, but these posts have been popping up faster than smurfs. And yes, I believe my reply made TOTAL sense to the topic at hand. All the bitching about spawn camping, heli base raping etc etc. Read the thread in question: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=10103

But to my Main point, this is something that has pissed me off very often and very badly whenever I get in these forums. No, I'm not greatly affected by it, neither will I cut myself or commit suicide over it, I'm just really really irritated and this is one of the things that really puts me off about these forums and the fuckers that hang around inside. Thank goodness that for every 10 or so fuckers there will always be one shining light of salvation that actually keeps me hanging around.

Yes. Judging someone by his/her stats is just plain fucking ridiculous. What fucking right to you have to say 'STFU n00b who are you to comment on so-and-so topic when my SPM/KDR/Ratios are better than yours' Just what the fuck. Sure I call people in these forums karkand whores, plane whores, tank whores, but its all in the name of fun. You have fun playing in karkand, BY ALL MEANS! I won't judge you for that, I won't start a personal attack on you for that, if you had fun, you DID fufil the main point of getting this game! Who am I to say that you're a fucking idiot for that?

But its saddening that more than half the fucking community can't see that. They're so anal, so uptight about their oh-so-precious stats. Those are the people that check their account non-stop to see if their SPM went up by ONE. Those are the very same people that go in these forums that go 'Oh polarbearz I just checked you suck at every weapon on the ground, your accuracy sucks, you ratios as infantry sucks, you spent XXX hours in a vehicle you fucking wh0re.

Oh Wow.

I really give a fuck hey? I do whatever the fuck I want in the game. I run around slashing at empty air. I jump and defib the air/teammate around me if I'm bored. I shoot the Dao at the air/ground just to hear the 'CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM' sound that turns me on (). I don't throw one grenade around a corner, I throw my entire load. I pick any kit that I feel like/situation calls for. I change kits for fun on the ground to see if I can get an SF weapon and I can't be bothered to change back.

I play every single map, use every single vehicle I can get my hands on. Sure, i'm partial to planes/helis, because I loved flight sims ever since I played the very very old Microsoft Plane Stimulator. But I don't camp for them. I take whatever vehicle I can get my hands on. If not I walk. Or swim. Sure sometimes I do get stupid, my old death streak of 14 was when I boarded the same plane on the MEC airfield in Oman again and again just to be killed again and again. But I don't care! It thrills me to see how far off the field I can actually get the plane off, if I manage to get it off, kudos to me, and sucks to be in the F-35B because I'm going to blow them out of the sky.

polarbearz wrote:

I mess around all the time because its a fucking game ffs. I have fun pissing my entire team off by hogging the plane and doing tricks. Giving the entire blackhawk crew a heart attack/stroke by barrel rolling dangerously close to the ground. Spend time in game just talking. Trying for stupid badges I know i'll never get (read: knife and explosives)..
I regularly piss players off in EASG/EA TH because I hog the plane flying under bridges and scream like a little kid over VOIP when I manage to go upside down / corkscrew through the tunnel in kubra, under the bridge in cleansweep, under both bridges in wake upside down etc. etc. But I'm having fun! A little selfish but I DO kill after that *mumbles* and I provide air support too.

I let my darling little sister mess around with my account racking up a 19 death streak and pounding all my ratios down. But do I care? Cuz I love her more than I love this game. It tickles me to see her start swearing at my LCD screen because someone killed her while she was looking for the key to change weapon, move forward etc. I love the way she complains about how she gets killed so fast in armor while other people rack up insane scores. I love the way she jumped for joy the first time she got her first gold star (by herself). I get fucking mad when people in game go 'Fucking Sergeant n00b etc'. I secretly played her account to get her decent stats in everything just so she would take less flak from some of these fuckers online. I love the way she gets all excited about running into a firefight.

Why? Because I love her more than I love this game.

Why the fuck should you care about your ratios, what's more, other peoples' ratios and their scores etc etc. I don't. I don't even bother scrolling down to see how much time you have in what map. If I see it on your pic, you're an auto karkand whore in my books, but I don't mean anything malicious by it at all. Today was the FIRST time I actually checked someone else's stats and scrolled down to see how much time he had in the map. I can't believe it.

Put it this way, just look at your own stats. Fuck off the comparisons. Just because you got more SPM, KDR etc doesn't make you a better player, and more importantly, a better person. Some people in this community people are decent people.. Not only decent people, fucking good people at that. They don't have fantastic stats, they aren't uber1337 players, but playing with them is hilarious and so much more fun than playing with that player with some I've-Got-My-Fingers-Up-My-Ass-Stat-Whore. I love playing with friends, regrettably I'm stuck in asia, so the circle is small, but I so much prefer them to some high-ranking, stat-obsessed jackass.

Print out your stats, bend over, and shove it up your own fucking ass. You'll enjoy it more this way.
Hey man no offense but don't you or at least used to judge people by there stats? I know I will at times....but hey man no offense and if I am wrong sorry bro.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

ghostgr wrote:

Hey man no offense but don't you or at least used to judge people by there stats? I know I will at times....but hey man no offense and if I am wrong sorry bro.
Mmm. Not really? I can't think of one instance I have EVER said: Your SPM sucks so STFU. The only 'stat' i use regularly is of course, 'karkand wh0re'. But I don't bother checking for that. It comes out in the siggie.
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|6711|In your head

polarbearz wrote:

ghostgr wrote:

Hey man no offense but don't you or at least used to judge people by there stats? I know I will at times....but hey man no offense and if I am wrong sorry bro.
Mmm. Not really? I can't think of one instance I have EVER said: Your SPM sucks so STFU. The only 'stat' i use regularly is of course, 'karkand wh0re'. But I don't bother checking for that. It comes out in the siggie.
lol yeh gotta love that show "Ya can't spell slaught with out laughter"

Well sorry polarberz I may have been thinking of someoen else with a similair name again my apologies.

Oh and JeeSqwat just stfu man.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

Hey I'm the only bear around here
JeeSqwat
Tactical Specialist
+41|6699|Canada
yawns...
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|6711|In your head

JeeSqwat wrote:

yawns...
Was that really necassary? I mean come on dude you have any friends at all? I bet not.
thinner44
Member
+1|6779
JeeSqwa you riled polarbearz so much that you made him use the 'c' word, one of the worst expletives in the English language..... have you no shame.
And how the hell can you possibly say he's impersonating a police officer when you have no idea who he is.

Stop being so damn personal and lighten up a little.
ghostgr
177th Field Artillery
+39|6711|In your head

thinner44 wrote:

JeeSqwa you riled polarbearz so much that you made him use the 'c' word, one of the worst expletives in the English language..... have you no shame.
And how the hell can you possibly say he's impersonating a police officer when you have no idea who he is.

Stop being so damn personal and lighten up a little.
Well said.....I et that since it is over internet he can be a jackass where as if he did it face to face he would get his ass kicked.
uber73
Member
+188|6722|Brisbane



i refer to my first post on this thread
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6759|Singapore

JeeSqwat wrote:

yawns...
*laughs* that post just about accurately sums up your mental age. That's the playground equivalent of covering your ears and going 'NEENER NEEENER I CAN'T HEAR YOU NEENER NEENER' I always suspected that of you but thanks for confirming it.

May I direct you to www.getalife.com.

Cunt is the worse expletive in the english language?!
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|6746|UK
https://loljesus.com/submissions/lol_jesus_did_not_die.jpg
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|6807|A Small Isle in the Tropics

JeeSqwat wrote:

My stats blow yours off the page . and stop impersinating a police officer, you give real cops a bad image.
He is not impersonating one. He is one.

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