rawls2 wrote:
I wish the sailors would have refused even if it would have meant death. Than we could have really fucked Iran into yesteryear.
Yeah, but what if those solders were on a spec op mission ad they were in Iranian water...........just telling the truth.
Phone rings****
Tony: Hello, TB here.
George: Yoh Blair!!!!!
Tony: OH hello exalted leader and over lord, what praise may I do to fulfill your wishes oh great one??!!!
George: You know we are looking to get our hands on Iran's oil...........mmk?
Tony: Yes your worship...........yes, dam those savages don't deserve to have it, its ours ours I tell you!!!!!
George: You mean mine Bitch!!!! Well we know that some of the British wing of my vast army were caught scouting potential targets for the Israeli wing of my Vast army, to attack.
Tony: Yes Sir as ordered by your greatness.
George: Well this could be the excuse we have been waiting for. Rummies gone and I don't know how to photo shop satellite pictures and anyway those fucking french and Germans complain when we make things up.
Tony: Yes.........but their time is coming, they are next right?
George: Shut up Blair, your not supposed to talk about that, I'll have Cameron in there so quick your head will spin!!!!! If the Iranian's had not over thrown the overlords I had put in place for them......none of this would be necessary!!!! But I will punish their insolence Blair!!!!!! And if your not careful........you and the state of Britain will become the USA's rubbish dump!!!!
Tony: Sorry I have angered you oh fabulous one, what can I do to earn your favour???? BTW am kneeling now.
George: WHAT????? You haven't been kneeling since the start of this call????????????? That's it I'm sending John Bolton over.
Tony: Please noooooo not Bolton!!!!! Cherie is now whipping me to punish my insolence!!!!!
George: Ok Blair I want the British wing of my vast army to led the assault in Iran. So no diplomatic solutions ya here??
Tony: **GIGGLES* spank my ass Cherries...................
George: Blair!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony:Ohhhh sorry...........But the British people won't stand for it. Only 30% of them support your war of terror?
George: They will do as I command!!!!! Or they will feel our wrath!!!!
Tony: Yes ohhhh master.
George: ***hangs up***