KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6592|England
Punched myself in the face and broke my own nose. A friend of mine once (when picked up by the police) threw away a £20 note instead of the gram of coke in his pocket....
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6679|UK

stryyker wrote:

I stabbed someone. I win.

It was in self defense though
Geezer died though didn't he?!

Last edited by m3thod (2007-03-19 11:51:38)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|6779|Rotherham, England

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

Had sex with a girl once and got her pregnant.....
for me change the once to twice and add a twice on the end

some people never learn. ie me *sigh
KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6592|England

pedigreeuk wrote:

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

Had sex with a girl once and got her pregnant.....
for me change the once to twice and add a twice on the end

some people never learn. ie me *sigh
That is hilarious, but probably not so much so for you m8=)  At least you know you aren't "firing blanks"......

Last edited by KingCheese (2007-03-19 12:09:37)

"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
insanchef711
Member
+6|6483|Indiana USA
tried to make my own champagne, using beer bottles,   ( champagne ferments *see make alcohol* twice not once as beer and wine does,)  didnt use the right bottles, last night i heard a loud  POP followed by breaking glass,   it seems i know  am the proud owner of 4 cases of broken beer bottles, 2 months of hard work lost and a huge fucking  sticky  mess to clean up all over my kitchen,   next time i either A. dont  try to make champagne, or b. use the right bottles and stop being a cheap bastard.
jamie_v1.1
Member
+35|6510|Leeds, UK

pedigreeuk wrote:

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

Had sex with a girl once and got her pregnant.....
for me change the once to twice and add a twice on the end

some people never learn. ie me *sigh
Geez that does suck dude, i feel for ya.  I actually do have a kid too, who is six now, with my now ex g/f, and he wasn't planned either, but ive not told anyone i know about the second kid, coz i don't know how people would take it! - bad of me i know.
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|6779|Rotherham, England

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

pedigreeuk wrote:

jamie_v1.1 wrote:

Had sex with a girl once and got her pregnant.....
for me change the once to twice and add a twice on the end

some people never learn. ie me *sigh
Geez that does suck dude, i feel for ya.  I actually do have a kid too, who is six now, with my now ex g/f, and he wasn't planned either, but ive not told anyone i know about the second kid, coz i don't know how people would take it! - bad of me i know.
tbh wouldn't change it for the world, love them both to bits but still a major fuck-up on my part especially considering I wasn't acctually with the biatch at either point
madmurre
I suspect something is amiss
+117|6718|Sweden
would´nt tell
jermyang
I've Seen the Saucers.
+38|6747|Norcal, usa
well this may not seem stupid, but it is:

bought ...and justice for all

worst 10 dollars ive ever spent in my life.
Master*
Banned
+416|6502|United States
I got ran over by a car and got up and limped back home not knowing that i broke a rib.
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6667|The darkside of Denver
I got a DUI when I was 16... WORST MISTAKE EVER.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6638|Washington, DC

I let one of my friends use a lab report I made as a guide for him to make his own lab report...


...needless to say, a few days after we turned in I had a long talk with the principal, my science teacher, and my friend about plagiarism. That dumbass -_-

Didn't hurt that I had already seen the principal twice for 2 other rather big reasons that year. 8th grade was one wild ride..
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6682|Florida, United States

Wow...I seriously don't think I ever fucked up as bad as anything that happened here....  Could be 'cuz I'm only 15 and I got my whole life ahead of me to do stupid stuff. 

When I was 3 years old, my twin sister and I were fighting over a glass full of ice (it was June in upstate New York.... pretty hot) and she pushed me and I fell...  My face smashed into concrete, one of my teeth went through my chin, and it permanently misaligned my jaw (so now I have a lisp when saying words that use the letter "S".)  But that wasn't really my fault...
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6773|Cambridge (UK)

KingCheese wrote:

A friend of mine once (when picked up by the police) threw away a £20 note instead of the gram of coke in his pocket....
Mine's similar to that - I didn't throw away the 8th of cannabis I had in my pocket between being asked the usual "where you going at this time of night" question, being allowed to go on my way, and then hearing the police van pull-up just round the corner... "nah, they're not stopping for me" I thought - oh yes they were - only this time they asked me to empty my pockets... And I was right outside my house! Like literally on the doorstep!
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6667|The darkside of Denver
What are drug laws like in teh UK? what would you get for 3.5g of the kill?
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6648|Your moms bedroom
too many to list... .all of them while drunk...... lucky enough not to get arrested though
B00MH3ADSH0T
Fresh NoobCaeks Here
+118|6398|Penrith,Nsw, Aus
once i missed the bowl.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6773|Cambridge (UK)

<SS>SonderKommando wrote:

What are drug laws like in teh UK? what would you get for 3.5g of the kill?
If by 'the kill' you mean cannabis - I got a night in a cell and a caution. So, yeah, not hugely stupid, but still stupid... 'specially 'cos I was just outside my house - could have easily secreted it somewhere, dealt with being stopped again, gone inside, waited till I was sure they'd gone and then gone out to retreive it...

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2007-03-19 19:33:44)

Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6304|Bloomington Indiana
got drunk on st. pattys day in chicago (irish oak...karma to anyone who knows it or the bartenders)
got driven home by my roommates stereotypical irish dad. 
cops pulled us over...dad=jail
spent the whole next day bailing him out.
best st. pattys day ever
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6690|The Lou
Only making out with this one gurl....   IM AN IDIOT! (shoot me.)

Last edited by HURLEY (2007-03-19 19:43:18)

HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6690|The Lou
Nevermind, thats the stupidest thing i didnt do

Guys get your pervin done soon cause im gunna delete the picture in a few minutes.. lol
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|6699|Calgary
Got married.........................
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6773|Cambridge (UK)

HURLEY wrote:

Only making out with this one gurl....   IM AN IDIOT! (shoot me.)

[image]
Delete away...

(and you do deserve to be shot, btw)

Edit: image deleted at HURLEYs request (and I think I've tortured him for long enough) :evil:

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2007-03-21 20:50:09)

HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6690|The Lou
Well, now its in the quote lol
David.P
Banned
+649|6281

HURLEY wrote:

Guys get your pervin done soon cause im gunna delete the picture in a few minutes.. lol
Funny my black girl fetish prevents me from getting turned on by that pic so HA! I win again!

*Snorting coke line*

Now the stupidest thing i've ever done? Thats tough one but probably putting up with shit in school from the gay kid and beating him senseless with my friend in the bathroom. I got thrown out of school and it was a place for violent and emotionally troubled kids. Man if i never did that i would'nt be in special ed real special ed.

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