BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

hate&discontent wrote:

i wish i was poor

Granted, but then the CIA sees you as a liability an has you killed

wish granted, but you only grow .5 of a mm and your dick shrinks 2 inches

i wish i had a blue ink pen

blueberry jam no problem, made from rotten blueberries though.

i wish i had a .50 cal barrett rifle

granted, to bad they just had 4 accidents each 2x the size of valdeez and you had to pay for everything!!



i wish i could design the next truck that everyone wanted and made a shitload of money from the design

Granted, all of the lawmakers in Uruguay will now do your bidding.

I wish Ann Coulter would get laid and relax with the hatemongering for a little while.

d3v1ldr1v3r13 wrote:

Perfect, But then she turns around and kills herself after pulling a Jane Fonda.

I wish the 360 would win the console wars.

Granted, but it turns out to be an actual war and you get drafted to fight for Microsoft, and die in the line of duty.

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid collage.

SEREMAKER wrote:

I wish I could retire at age 30 and live very well of my bank interest

You will now be crashed by a car, handicapped for life and yea, you will get retired before 30

I wish my gf wouldn't ask me to stop, playing.

SEREMAKER wrote:

I wish I knew where Jimmy Hoffa was buried

Granted! But just as you are about to reveal the location on Live TV a snipers bullet stops you and you slump over dead on the podium.

I wish for a cute little kitty that would be my freind.

Daysniper wrote:

Granted, but it has ebola and you die.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted for dinner every night!

Granted, but you want to eat inside of a closed casket. Underground.

I wish I had the 5:30 hours back that it took me to make my collage.

Last edited by Goven (2007-03-09 04:04:01)

You find out you made a critical mistake during the creation of your collage and lose another 5:30 fixing it.

EDIT- damn my slowness. The pet monkey is so friendly that he starts to like your friends more than you because he sees you too much and he finally decides to run away to find a job in showbiz.

I wish that I could actually find a set of working AA batteries for my camera.

Last edited by SplinterStrike (2007-03-08 20:40:54)

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

You find some battery looking object and insert them into your camera, but they are mini sticks of dynamite and they blow you face off

i wish i had a friendly monkey

the monkey goes naners throws poo on every surface in your house then rapes and kills you

i wish i was telepahic

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

You become telepathic, so much so tha you cant sleep at night, eventually you become ciminaly insane and go on a murderous rampage killing everyone who crosses you path with a pen

i wish for a sophisticated killing robot that only listens to me, never mal-functions and kills or harms me, that cant be taken down by bullets or explosives and cant run out of batteries or fuel

Your robot goes on a killing spree, ordered by you, and gets crushed by an asteroid. The impact instantaneously incinerates your robot.

I wish I had a steak.

Last edited by Goven (2007-03-09 04:06:04)