Haha nice
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yeah feature this load of crap......... (j/k abt the load of crap)
Wow this really made me fall off my chair:P
you forget the ultimate "leet teknique"
get your wrench out and jump in a jeep;
now ram that tank steeling whore and be sure to flip your Humvee to the side
now quickly press F3 and start reparing.....
he will get a Team Damage EVERY 5 seconds....
if you get you're leet clanmate to join you fixing the jeep this can go on till the round ends....
edit: I'm not serious.
get your wrench out and jump in a jeep;
now ram that tank steeling whore and be sure to flip your Humvee to the side
now quickly press F3 and start reparing.....
he will get a Team Damage EVERY 5 seconds....
if you get you're leet clanmate to join you fixing the jeep this can go on till the round ends....
edit: I'm not serious.
Last edited by Aruba-Prime (2006-01-12 02:09:36)
Yeah but I'm assuming they have an IQ of at LEAST that of a banana slug and just blast your humvee away?
sad that people do that lame shit.
and there is a better guide then that, old but classic
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097
and there is a better guide then that, old but classic
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097
So punish them, and repeat process 3 times, and they're gone! Or just twice if your friend is tagging along. Better yet, get two people! If he dare shoot you for punishing him for stealing your tank, he deserves to be kicked! One kill, three punishes, he's gone!polarbearz wrote:
Yeah but I'm assuming they have an IQ of at LEAST that of a banana slug and just blast your humvee away?
I don't get your siggie Kanil. What's that about exploding?
*bump* haha
you are my hero
LOL that's good!
You all say great, but when polar kills you for the jet, dont go sooking.
You get -8 for taking out the copilot and pilot with a jet.polarbearz wrote:
Err. For what? Then YOU get -4.
wow new tricks to get the vechle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot one of the basics,effectively applied since the good old BF1942 days.....
Some of your teammates are smart,they take a tank and are engineer.When their tank or apc gets smashed a bit they put in reverse,jump out and start repairing.This is your big chance.He will be most likely standing on one side of the tank,you take the other one.When you think he's close to finish repairing you just jump in and drive off,bye wrenchboy,thx for the repairs..and the tank of course.
Some of your teammates are smart,they take a tank and are engineer.When their tank or apc gets smashed a bit they put in reverse,jump out and start repairing.This is your big chance.He will be most likely standing on one side of the tank,you take the other one.When you think he's close to finish repairing you just jump in and drive off,bye wrenchboy,thx for the repairs..and the tank of course.
OMG i didnt no u lot r that big a twats. That sort of thing fucks up the game for every1. If u do that on my clan server ur be banned.
Aruba, you're a godsend!! Now I can get my expert engy badge
Lame, worst guide I've ever seen. Thumbs down to chuy for making it a featured post. Now some idiots are going to take this seriously and ruin the game even more.
LMAO
where is part 2??
where is part 2??
The sub-heading says it all. As a reminder to those taking this Guide as some gospel truth..its a tongue-in-cheek guide.. you are supposed to do this ---->polarbearz wrote:
Part 1: Idiots' Guide to Teamkilling, Playing Cheap, and Being an Asshole on the overall - Polarbear Style
polarbearz, if you meant the guide otherwise, I shall personally skin your fur and sell the meat to them eskimos
Part 2 is ALMOST done Just hang in there kids
Just to answer some stuff:
[PHPR]-SpecialOps: Yay. This is less of a guide than ever. Its more like an after action review with all the idiots ALREADY doing this. Laugh it off and go play some bf2 and laugh at the idiots doing this. Remember to raise a toast to me.
mikeshw: Its the gospel through I SWEAR I want more people to become like me.
Just to answer some stuff:
[PHPR]-SpecialOps: Yay. This is less of a guide than ever. Its more like an after action review with all the idiots ALREADY doing this. Laugh it off and go play some bf2 and laugh at the idiots doing this. Remember to raise a toast to me.
mikeshw: Its the gospel through I SWEAR I want more people to become like me.
if i start getting team vehicle damage or TKs on a regular basis through methods expounded by you, polarbearz, i will follow the gospel of mike and skin you too!
Oh hehe someone's an ARMOUR boy eh?
Remind me to take the gold star away from you on a regular basis. hehe.
Remind me to take the gold star away from you on a regular basis. hehe.
guess i'll just have to park my apc on the runway while you taxi up.
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