BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

AtomicMoose wrote:

Fine. You get permission to buy a new computer. They now don't allow you to plug it in.

I wish for bread sticks.

the bread sticks contain mold and you become a vegetable relying on life support

i wish i had my own house

Granted, but all along you've been wanting for illustrious horse sex. I wish I wasnt on life support, and able to eat breadsticks once again.

Done. You are now a fish, which is then caught, killed, filleted, poached and served with lemon and bread sticks.

I wish I had a bottle of wine to go with this fish . . .

xBlackPantherx wrote:

i wish nothing bad could ever happen to me and i get hot sex every day with a gorgeous supermodel with nothing wrong with her.

Granted! But since you ask for nothing bad to ever happen to you your whole life is full of nothing but good things which in turn after many years gets boring and you craving some thing different go out and try to defy your wish but you cant no matter how hard you try it all stays the same your stick in a repetetive loop over and over again until one day you go psycho you try and kill yourself but you cant since it would be a negative action defined by you when you originally made the wish. So after all these years you go and try to unwish this wish but you cant! it stays with you for eternity until one day your the last human existing wandering this earth in a miserable state wishing for death.

I wish what i said was'nt so long.

Goven wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Granted! But since you ask for nothing bad to ever happen to you your whole life is full of nothing but good things which in turn after many years gets boring and you craving some thing different go out and try to defy your wish but you cant no matter how hard you try it all stays the same your stick in a repetetive loop over and over again until one day you go psycho you try and kill yourself but you cant since it would be a negative action defined by you when you originally made the wish. So after all these years you go and try to unwish this wish but you cant! it stays with you for eternity until one day your the last human existing wandering this earth in a miserable state wishing for death.

I wish what i said was'nt so long.

Done, but all you said was "Granted!"

I wish Crackdown wasn't so short

Crackdown becomes infinitely long, as content is continuously downloaded and you never get to play the game because the download counter stays at 90%.

I wish I had a German accent

You didn't, instead you become the german pornstar, which gets poo'ed on.

I wish the person who posts under me gets rich and lives a really nice life.

Last edited by chaosdragon001 (2007-03-04 21:57:15)

But it only displays in 256 color rendering it virtually useless for playing games.

I wish I spoke spanish fluently (so I could make a 4.0 in my damn spanish class)

Granted But since u said "an Ice Cream" you get a small dot of ice cream. It Melts and gets into ur bloodstream causing a poisoning and kills you.

I wish 9/11 incident never happened.

Think about that!

Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2007-03-04 22:30:53)

Granted,now nothing is ever done as everyone is now pondering their thoughts and never acting.

I wish i could find a suitable hemeroid treatment..)

Well i just posted, thus backfiring your wish

i wish that i become invincible to TKers

Granted. You are given a glass of urine.

I wish I had a refridgerator in my room.

Goven wrote:

Granted, but the refrigerator is actually your room, so you die of hypothermia.

I wish I owned the internets.

Granted, but a successful compensation case is mounted against you in court for damages resulting from internet addiction.

You go bankrupt overnight and spend the rest of your life in prision thanks to a ten trillion dollar debt.

I wish I had 200 karma (HA, MAKE THAT BACKFIRE!)... Not that I care about my karma...

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

eventualy you get your 200 karma at which point you become a karma whore, all you care about is karma, eventually you get banned and have to go into rehab, at which point you are selling you body to get a quick fix of karma

I wish for a tasty normal sandwich with nothing disgusting in it

You obtain, and eat, said sandwich, but since your body is so used to eating junk food and etc, it rejects it and you become sick for weeks.

I wish I had more cereal.