Granted, you are now the legal guardian of 23 seven-year-old brownies (think junior Girl Scouts) with learning disabilities.
I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
Granted. Sugar levels in your blood increase twentyfold and you jump around until you die of extreme exhaustion and dehydration.
I wish I had a hot girl to screw right now.
I wish I had a hot girl to screw right now.
You are a girl, and engage in les.... nvm.SmilingBuddha wrote:
Granted. Sugar levels in your blood increase twentyfold and you jump around until you die of extreme exhaustion and dehydration.
I wish I had a hot girl to screw right now.
I wish i could tell the difference between butter and 'I can't believe it's not butter!'.
You devote your entire life to researching that, and in the end find that it's a Gov't conspiracy in which 'I can't believe it's not butter', actually just turns out to be butter...
I wish that the person that replies to this wish would get $1,000,000.
I wish that the person that replies to this wish would get $1,000,000.
Granted, but i then get mugged by an old lady with a beard and lost every dollar
I wish i was cool.
I wish i was cool.
Granted. But I then get beat up by the nerds, and lose my popularity.
I wish I was the Primenister of Canada.
I wish I was the Primenister of Canada.
Granted but now you are the primeminister of Canada *points and laughs*
I wish I had 68 fingers!
I wish I had 68 fingers!
Granted. Now you must play 68-finger-fillet until they are all gone!224th R0ck3tpack wrote:
Granted but now you are the primeminister of Canada *points and laughs*
I wish I had 68 fingers!
I wish I was an Arabian prince.
Granted, you then get beheaded on accusations for helping the infidels
I wish I had complete admin supremacy powers over BF2s
I wish I had complete admin supremacy powers over BF2s
Granted. Now you have to deal with all the idiots that inhabit our forums.
I wish I had a new mouse.
I wish I had a new mouse.
Last edited by Kanil (2007-03-03 07:32:29)
You turn into a mouseKanil wrote:
Granted. Now you have to deal with all the idiots that inhabit our forums.
I wish I had a new mouse.
I wish my borther was a normal ( not pansie like) human being!
Granted, I give your "brother" to have ability to use spell check on your ass
I wish people used the spell check
I wish people used the spell check
Granted, but it has the English English dictionary to really confuse all the Americans
I wish I had a Toyota MR2
I wish I had a Toyota MR2
Granted! When you go into the dealership to receive the car it falls off the truck crushing you!
I wish for Hot Girl Sex with a big black honey with a nice ass.
I wish for Hot Girl Sex with a big black honey with a nice ass.
It turns out that the girl is actually made of lava.David.Podedworny wrote:
Granted! When you go into the dealership to receive the car it falls off the truck crushing you!
I wish for Hot Girl Sex with a big black honey with a nice ass.
I wish I had a lancer(gears of war) in real life.
Granted, you get your lancer, but your combined registration and insurance payment is $445,650 a year.
I wish I had an autographed pic of Chuy.
I wish I had an autographed pic of Chuy.
Granted, but it's a pic of chuy and your mom, in your room.chittydog wrote:
Granted, you get your lancer, but your combined registration and insurance payment is $445,650 a year.
I wish I had an autographed pic of Chuy.
I wish I was an agent from crackdown.
crackdown blows up killing just you
i wish santa was real
i wish santa was real
But then the adults would go insane from not being able to forfill their sexual fantacies of being santa, and would go insane and kill everyone
I wish i had my drivers license
I wish i had my drivers license
Congratz, here is your Go-Kart Driver's License.
I wish Legal Studies wasn't so boring.
I wish Legal Studies wasn't so boring.
ok, legal studies is now the funnest thing on earth, you now do more legal studies than you do playing BF
i wish i could hold my liqour while on the presence of a lady
i wish i could hold my liqour while on the presence of a lady
Granted, you can now hold your liquor in the presence of this lady:
I wish Pea....Tear.....Griffen would stop IMing me asking for nude pics of myself.
I wish Pea....Tear.....Griffen would stop IMing me asking for nude pics of myself.
Last edited by chittydog (2007-03-03 16:17:13)
Congratz, HE stops, everyone else on BF2s starts
I wish that the webpage I want to download a mod from would load.
I wish that the webpage I want to download a mod from would load.
It loads, but it turns out to be another lemon party site!
I wish I had 19 karma
edit-wow after i pressed submit my wish came true, how awesome.
I wish I had 20 karma
I wish I had 19 karma
edit-wow after i pressed submit my wish came true, how awesome.
I wish I had 20 karma
Last edited by petermassingale (2007-03-03 16:37:10)
i grant you your wish but you now must give me oral sex
i wish i had the collest sig ever created
i wish i had the collest sig ever created