BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

You produce your own Tictacs, but unfortunately one lodges in your throat and chokes you to death.  I wish i wasn't so damn cold.

Granted. But somehow your disgustingly "ingrown" toenail was a focal point of major importance in the space/time fabric of the universe, and in the process of straightening it, meddled with the delicate state of the 38 parallel dimensions, causing these dimensions to collide and, ultimately, wipe out everything in existence.

I wish I could buy a real Goliath IFV.

SEREMAKER wrote:

Granted, you have no money for fuel or ammo - so you have a big expensive lawn ornament

I wish I was sexual tyrannosaurs

your cock wont fit in anything but a hariy fat mans ass or a sewer

i wish that i had a penis

your ability to breath underwater gets you eaten by sharks

i wish i could read a a rate of 300000 words per second

You wont, right now, but you will spend the rest of your life doing so, after this wish is granted.

I wish I was a contract killer.

He (she? whatever, I don't know of this Topol) kills you.

I wish that I had a pencil.

Robbie77 wrote:

nobody knows who the hell topol is therefore he does not exist and you odnt get to meet him or her or it w/e it is

i wish i could get somthing for doing nothing

You get a box of rattlesnakes

I wish i had 2000 karma

Your computer overloads due a strange glitch and explodes, killing you.

I (still) wish I had a pencil.

k30dxedle wrote:

Your computer overloads due a strange glitch and explodes, killing you.

I (still) wish I had a pencil.

Unfortunately I am not able to grant your wish at this time due solely to the fact that I am hoarding all of the pencils/pens/coins that people forget to take out of their pockets before putting their clothes in the wash.  Since I have become known as the "PencilPenCoinHoardingMOFO", your wish will remain ungranted which leads to your imminent demise, ironically crushed beneath a shard of graphite.

I wish that I understood women, their wishes and what they want out of me.

Edit: God fucking damnit, I guess I'm the only one that takes time to write out nice/witty responses to these.

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2007-03-02 13:21:25)

Granted, you're ball-deep in your mother.

I wish I could play BF2 with the graphics higher than "low".

wish granted they are poker faced around you while you weep like a little bitch


I wish I had a 60" plasma, PS3 w/GT4, a XBOX360 w/HALO 3 and a power generator

Granted but for some reason your thyroid explodes.....then your wish gets broken on the floor...I guess.

I wish I had teh Golden Ticket!!!111!!!1!!1

granted, you see oncoming headlights of a semi 10 feet in front of you


I wish I had real weapons designed exactly like the ones in BF2142