The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-03-01 15:10:41

#51

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6922|67.222.138.85

RoosterCantrell wrote:
Snake wrote:
Sorry, but you ended up with a bag of sprouts.

I wish we could rid the world of Politicians.
in the political void carrot top takes power as world Leader.

I wish chicks loved me like I was Johnny Depp.

You turn into Johnny Depp and find out he's gay.

I wish I had a chocolate bar right now.

2007-03-01 15:13:27

#52

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6810|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

granted, but it was swapped last minute for dog crap.

i wish anna nicole smith never existed.

2007-03-01 15:14:10

#53

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6683

The wish backfired and you got married to Anna Nicole smith when she was super fat.

I wish I could travel back into time and beat up random important historic figures when they were still kids.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-03-01 15:15:40)

2007-03-01 15:18:59

#54

SGT.Mays: Member; +2|6957|Ohio

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
I wish I could travel back into time and beat up random important historic figures when they were still kids.

Granted, too bad you caught George Washington cutting down the cherry tree and he axed you in the head.

I wish, Jesus was my drinking buddy

2007-03-01 15:21:51

#55

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6737|Aotearoa

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
I wish I could travel back into time and beat up random important historic figures when they were still kids.

You beat up Hitler, who is so distraught, he never goes into politics. Nazi Germany does not rise to power. World War Two as we know it never happens, 20 million Russians don't die fighting the Germans and Stalin ends up causing a bigger war in the 50's after the devopment of the Atomic Bomb.

I wish I owned an Aston Matin DBX.

Edit: D'OH! Too slow

"I wish, Jesus was my drinking buddy".

He becomes your drinking buddy, you cause him to become an alocoholic and Christianity never develops (a back fire for some).

Repeat my wish about the Aston Martin

Last edited by TuataraDude (2007-03-01 15:24:42)

2007-03-01 15:24:35

#56

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6695|Somewhere else

TuataraDude wrote:
I wish I owned an Aston Matin DBX.

your wish is granted, unfortunately you said Matin, instead of martin, and you get nothing.

I wish I was god

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-03-01 15:24:47)

2007-03-01 15:26:25

#57

-=]DeatH1337[=-: Member; +51|6848|England

Granted, but you create a rock u can't lift so your relegated to a mere mortal.

Wish i was immortal.

2007-03-01 15:30:12

#58

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6922|67.222.138.85

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:
Granted, but you create a rock u can't lift so your relegated to a mere mortal.

Wish i was immortal.

Granted, but you lose your job and spend the rest of your life flipping burgers.

Note people that the wish has to come true, you can't "change it at the last second or something". The idea is to give them what they want in unexpected circumstances.

I wish I had ten chocolate bars right now.

2007-03-01 15:32:33

#59

Brasso: member; +1,549|6845

You were misheard, now you have 10 Hot Wheels cars.

I wish the 8600 Ultras were out.

Last edited by haffeysucks (2007-03-01 15:32:51)

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-03-01 15:35:53

#60

Apoc-SAS: rebmeM; +39|6603|Scotland

They are, you however are banned from having one.

I wish i had another bottle of irn-bru, i'm thirsty

2007-03-01 16:06:38

#61

SGT.Mays: Member; +2|6957|Ohio

Apoc-SAS wrote:
I wish i had another bottle of irn-bru, i'm thirsty

You get one unfortunatly it is locked in an indestructable box and hence you die of dehydration

I wish my love wouldnt be such a bitch to me

Last edited by SGT.Mays (2007-03-01 16:06:53)

2007-03-01 16:10:43

#62

gmoschgat: Member; +5|6664

SGT.Mays wrote:
Apoc-SAS wrote:
I wish i had another bottle of irn-bru, i'm thirsty
You get one unfortunatly it is locked in an indestructable box and hence you die of dehydration

I wish my love wouldnt be such a bitch to me

if she wasnt a bitch to you , you will fall out of love with her and kill yourself.......there your dead....sorry

i wish the person below me did not have the power to mess with my wish..

2007-03-01 16:10:58

#63

thtthht: maximum bullshit; +50|6545|teh alien spaceshit

Your love started being nicer to you, but she went for someone else.

I wish I had a mk-48 mg right now.

2007-03-01 16:13:55

#64

l41e: Member; +677|6863

You do not have a Class III license. You are arrested and the Mark 48 confiscated.

I wish I could steel ur megahurtz.

2007-03-01 16:14:28

#65

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6550|Oregon

thtthht wrote:
I wish I had a mk-48 mg right now.

It backfires, blowing your arms off.

edit:

i wish the cubs would win the world series.

Last edited by djphetal (2007-03-01 16:36:25)

2007-03-01 16:41:39

#66

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6922|67.222.138.85

djphetal wrote:
thtthht wrote:
I wish I had a mk-48 mg right now.
It backfires, blowing your arms off.

edit:

i wish the cubs would win the world series.

The cubs win the world series of poker.

I wish I could beta test BF3.

2007-03-01 16:44:26

#67

Brasso: member; +1,549|6845

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
djphetal wrote:
thtthht wrote:
I wish I had a mk-48 mg right now.
It backfires, blowing your arms off.

edit:

i wish the cubs would win the world series.
The cubs win the world series of poker.

I wish I could beta test BF3.

You beta test Battlefront 3.

I wish my spanish project were due next week.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-03-01 16:48:43

#68

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6603|New York

granted, but it's actually supposed to be in a regional dialect that requires you to do some research; but because you don't know about this, you fail the project.

i wish my student loans were forgiven.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-03-01 16:52:38

#69

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6924|Charlie One Alpha

heggs wrote:
i wish my student loans were forgiven.

They are, but then it turns out to be an administrative error and you have to pay them back double, because you neglected to tell them about the 'glitch'.

I wish a Metal Gear Solid movie gets made.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2007-03-01 16:53:29)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2007-03-01 17:01:48

#70

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6637|My room

It does, but its animated and badly dubbed.

I wish I could lick a girl's boobies.

2007-03-01 17:04:05

#71

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7058|Alberta, Canada

But it's impossible, everyone knows that.

I wish I won the lottery.

2007-03-01 17:05:41

#72

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6637|My room

You do, but you loose it all to tax

I wish I had a hot girlfriend

2007-03-01 17:18:33

#73

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6834|Manitowoc, WI

You do, but she's riddled with STDs.

I wish I had a faster processor.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-03-01 17:18:55)

2007-03-01 17:21:35

#74

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|6841|Sea to globally-cooled sea

you pop a faster processor in your computer but your entire computer bursts into flames and burns your house down.

I wish I could go on a cruise to Hawaii

2007-03-01 17:26:45

#75

l41e: Member; +677|6863

The ship sinks a la RMS Titanic and you die.

I wish I could punch people over the Internet.

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