Its kinda weird to do that at a sleepover if your mates are asleep next to you and your watching porn, and even more perculiar is doing it 5 times in the span of 10 minutes which would average out at 2minutes per wank.... 2minutesscottomus0 wrote:
Yah, whats wrong with that?Macca wrote:
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
Poll
How Often Do You Masturbate ?
| Once a day. | 45% | 45% - 215 | ||||
| Twice a day. | 13% | 13% - 63 | ||||
| 3 Time or more a day. | 9% | 9% - 46 | ||||
| Once a week. | 20% | 20% - 98 | ||||
| Once a Month. | 2% | 2% - 13 | ||||
| Never! | 2% | 2% - 11 | ||||
| Masturbate ??? | 5% | 5% - 25 | ||||
| Total: 471 | ||||||
I wouldn't dare masturbate in this day and age.
The amount of CCTV and cameras is ridiculous,you never know were they're watching.
The amount of CCTV and cameras is ridiculous,you never know were they're watching.
Im making progress !!!!!
Instead of masturbating once each day, i try to stay like 72hrs without touching it.....
me and my friend think that when you dont masturbate god will give you something ...
And it usally work, something good always happen lool !!!!!!!
Give it a try
Instead of masturbating once each day, i try to stay like 72hrs without touching it.....
me and my friend think that when you dont masturbate god will give you something ...
And it usally work, something good always happen lool !!!!!!!
Give it a try
How old are you?jord wrote:
I wouldn't dare masturbate in this day and age.
i think he can be less than 14 ... so i think he his just 2 old and the penis dont go up anymore loolTh3PredatoR wrote:
How old are you?jord wrote:
I wouldn't dare masturbate in this day and age.
Quoted for f'n radness.gene_pool wrote:
I will strangle you if you say lol with more then one O/L again.
Quoted for "doesn't get it"edness.Th3PredatoR wrote:
How old are you?jord wrote:
I wouldn't dare masturbate in this day and age.
You forgot Jerkin the Gerkin...B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Ok well if he listens to me DO NOT do the following:blademaster wrote:
frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit troubleYou should help frankyman since he wants to know how to quit.laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
i used to lol but not nemore
jerk off, jack off, wank, wank off, beat off, whack off, beat the meat, stroke the salami, choke the chicken, grease the axle, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish the knob, onanism, spank the monkey, chase the weasel, whistle dixie, dick off, rub one out, whip the birdie, self-service, squeeze one off, sling jelly, bop the baloney, jack the beanstalk, dunk your dolphin, grease the sprocket, flog the log, punch the clown, squirt around, polish the low-quarters (military), captain jack (personified), played the organ, squeeze the lotion dispenser, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, flog the dolphin
yeah this thread is supper funny,spray_and_pray wrote:
LMFAO he was wanking at a friends house.... this forum has become pure comedy.Macca wrote:
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
its hard to not masturbate for like 2 weeks or so or longer unless you have a hot girl which you can do everyday
This is a great thread. I'm a quasi newly wed, almost one year. This means I'm still having sex, the sexless part of marriage hopefully will never come.... but all in all I steal beat off at least once a week. Its just something all men will do, I dare you to find a man over 15 who hasn't masturbated!!!
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
Beat up? What porn do you watch...specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
Try lesbian only
wtf sado?specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
sometimes daily, sometimes weekly.
Whip it good!Jenspm wrote:
wtf sado?specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
whip it whip it goodHurricane wrote:
Whip it good!Jenspm wrote:
wtf sado?specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
This is one ****ed up thread.
^^ What he said.
Wow i would never of found these replies.Andoura wrote:
i think he can be less than 14 ... so i think he his just 2 old and the penis dont go up anymore loolTh3PredatoR wrote:
How old are you?jord wrote:
I wouldn't dare masturbate in this day and age.
Seriously don't quote posts from months ago, most likely the poster will never read them.
And yes, im 9, if it makes you feel better.
Make sure your webcam is off...
LMAO !!! each time i do it , i take a look at the webcam and i just turn in on the other side so it dont fix me !! i always have this little voice in my head : '' The webcam is looking at you mouhahahahahaha ''Ilocano wrote:
Make sure your webcam is off...
BTW i did not masturbare a lots in the past week.... i got blowed by 2 girls in the last 7 days , sometimes life is great loolll
Last edited by Andoura (2007-04-30 18:37:13)
How did I know this topic would end in Masturbate?
Whoa, I am so dizzy right now. I spun around in cricless.
Whoa, I am so dizzy right now. I spun around in cricless.
Man, you are so full of bullshit.Andoura wrote:
LMAO !!! each time i do it , i take a look at the webcam and i just turn in on the other side so it dont fix me !! i always have this little voice in my head : '' The webcam is looking at you mouhahahahahaha ''Ilocano wrote:
Make sure your webcam is off...
BTW i did not masturbare a lots in the past week.... i got blowed by 2 girls in the last 7 days , sometimes life is great loolll
I mean like... They arent nice to them, and I like being nice to chicks. Not be all hardcore and shit.FFLink13 wrote:
Beat up? What porn do you watch...specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
Try lesbian only
I could try that
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Then watch that artsy porn. Like those French films and what not.specops10-4 wrote:
I mean like... They arent nice to them, and I like being nice to chicks. Not be all hardcore and shit.FFLink13 wrote:
Beat up? What porn do you watch...specops10-4 wrote:
I do it like once a day, but do you guys like watch porn while doin it or what. I did like a couple times but it is wierd seeing the chicks get like beat up by guys.
Try lesbian only
I could try that