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No offense but man, you've got some messed up liberals!

This is why I claim to be independent.

The idea of voting for someone based purely on what party he or she comes from is absurd.

ATG wrote:

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear
weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate or
uncontrolled air-pollution by industry in China …and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to
teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson actually spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the
Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Bill Clinton, Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right
people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be
constitutionally protected …and “Manger scenes” at Christmas should be illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

1. Abortion only in cases of rape, incest or danger to the life of the mother.
2. Incorrect. You need to respect global capital but temper capitalistic fervour so that too unassailable a gap between rich and poor doesn't occur and that monopolies don't develop. Sensible regulation for the benefit of us all isn't too much to ask.
3. I couldn't give a fuck about gun ownership to be honest. All I know is that crime here in Ireland is lower - might not be to do with gun ownership but it's probably a factor.
4. You don't need funding for art. Art can be produced by anyone and those who pursue art purely for personal gain are NOT true artists.
5. Everything that burns fossil fuels contributes, whether that be Chinese industry or hundreds of thousands of SUVs. Changing our attitudes towards anything that contributes and being a little more considerate of our environment and the SCARCITY of resources has got to be at least painless and at most sensible.
6. Not sure where you're headed with that one. Perhaps you can clarify.
7. AIDS is spread by the Catholic church (pretty much)! If Africans would use fucking condoms then they might live past the age of 26!!!! What has federal funding got to do with something that is solely brought on by your own endeavours...? Me no understand.
8. How does that view pertain to liberals? Sex education at an early age? I don't agree with early sex education so you got me with that one.
9. PETA are hardliners. Some hunters are hardline 'I don't give a fuck's too. Regulate hunting, regulate medical research using animals. I rarely agree with organisations that stand in the way of science so again the 'liberal' tag is again misplaced on this one.
10. Self-esteem is not earned. Respect is earned. Goals are reached. Targets met. Self esteem is inate.
11. Not sure I understand that one or see how it pertains to liberals. Why would you spend $25m on something if you didn't hope to reap some benefit out of it? Logic...?
12. Two organisations with extremist elements. They can both rot.
13. I am generally supportive of higher taxes on those with higher incomes (that includes me). If that comes through ATM charges then so be it.
14. Laughable. Are you serious? Who thinks that?
15. Racial quotas - no. Quotas based on circumstance - perhaps.
16. Socialism is currently working quite well in Europe thanks very much, especially well in Scandinavia and Switzerland. I think you'll find that COMMUNISM failed.
17. As a liberal I don't think manger scenes should be prohibited and get annoyed when I hear about such things. Manger scene beats a gay pride march anyday!! And that's coming from an atheist!
18. Maybe you're right..........................dun dun dun!

Last edited by CameronPoe (2007-02-19 12:23:26)

Delete this thread? 

1.ATG, people who think businesses are oppresive are called COMMUNISTS.

2.People who "support abortion on demand" are called ritualistic MURDERERS.  That's why we call it PRO-CHOICE, because we believe in the right a WOMAN has to do with HER own body.  But as you can see, even all liberals aren't in favor of pro-choice, further showing how much you have it all wrong.

3. ?  Uh............ well, based on what things may seem like to you, okay.  Try posting things based on reality and facts, just not on how you see them.  WRONG, yet again. 

4. LOL?  Okay, so this whole thread is a joke?  I might as well go make my own thread based on what I think neo-cons believe in.

5. Um, again, WTF?  lol

6. Yeah, unaltered people who are most of the time smarter than heterosexual people are... what, unnatural?  lmfao, dude, you just lost all the respect I have for you.

7. through 18. - Same bullcrap.  The jokes honest to god aren't that funny, any person can just say what they want about whoever they disagree with. 

But okay.  lol.

Last edited by Spearhead (2007-02-19 12:40:24)

Only one rule in my book - Fail

I see whining from the liberals got this moved from the debate section where it belongs.   Don't speak against the libs or your thread will be tossed from D&ST. Pffff.

Why did this get moved? This was destined to be a mighty neo-cons v libs contest.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

it got moved because this is junk.  Albeit a rather amusing piece of junk, but drivel nonetheless.

What about the one in there right now?

usmarine2007 wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

it got moved because this is junk.  Albeit a rather amusing piece of junk, but drivel nonetheless.

What about the one in there right now?

It'll go.

$Reciprocal threads never last.


Amazing the thin skin of the leftists who always claim to be so open minded.

They are the fascist.

ATG wrote:

usmarine2007 wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

it got moved because this is junk.  Albeit a rather amusing piece of junk, but drivel nonetheless.

What about the one in there right now?

It'll go.

$Reciprocal threads never last.


Amazing the thin skin of the leftists who always claim to be so open minded.

They are the fascist.

Hoo-ah