Nice joke...
But hereĀ“s:
A shepherd is sitting on a hill with his sheep. Sudenly a guy in a brandnew SUV stops, and walks up to him. "If i can tell you, how many sheep you got, I win one of them?!" The shepherd thinks this is impossible and says: "Ok,bet is on!" The guy takes out a laptop, with a gps-antenna, a satelite dish and so on... Types like an insane and 15min laters he says...: "You have 94 sheep!" " Yeah, right, how could you know? Anyhoo, take your sheep" The guy picks his shepp and is bound to leave when the shepherd says:" If I can tell you what you do for your living, get my sheep back." "Ok." "You work for the CIA!" "Damn, your right! How could you...!"
"Well,
1. nobody asked you to, but you came here!
2. you used a lot of technology to tell me something I already know.
and 3. I want my dog back"!