I just thought this would give some of ya a good night laugh.

2007-02-17 20:36:22

#26

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6674|Florida, United States

Wow that's the funniest thing I've heard all night. Have a karma for....good karma...

BTW: I told this joke to one of my female friends and she said she wanted to castrate me...so take it from me and only share this with guys.

2007-02-17 20:39:09

#27

Kanil: "Aff, Star Colonel!"; +37|6760|Internet!

Havok wrote:
BTW: I told this joke to one of my female friends and she said she wanted to castrate me...so take it from me and only share this with guys.

What in the hell made you think this would somehow be a good idea?

2007-02-17 20:43:50

#28

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|6750|the middle of nowhere

Lol nice. +1.

2007-02-17 20:56:31

#29

Neoburn_1035: Medic!!!!!!!; +27|6828|OP, KS

+1

2007-02-17 21:00:34

#30

travisb05: bullseye (+); +58|6698|U.S

My grandpa told me something similar the other day. A guy rubbed a bed post and got three wishes from god. his first wish was for lots of money god grants this wish and his second wish was for a great life which he receives. and his 3rd wish is for a bridge from California to Hawaii. God says "that is too much for even me", and says think of another. So the guy thinks and says "i want to understand women". God says do you want a 2 lane or a 4 lane. I thought that was funny coming from my grandpa and now somebody from bf2s.

2007-02-18 02:32:14

#31

MeanMachine77: Member; +25|6278

Nice joke...

But here´s:

A shepherd is sitting on a hill with his sheep. Sudenly a guy in a brandnew SUV stops, and walks up to him. "If i can tell you, how many sheep you got, I win one of them?!" The shepherd thinks this is impossible and says: "Ok,bet is on!" The guy takes out a laptop, with a gps-antenna, a satelite dish and so on... Types like an insane and 15min laters he says...: "You have 94 sheep!" " Yeah, right, how could you know? Anyhoo, take your sheep" The guy picks his shepp and is bound to leave when the shepherd says:" If I can tell you what you do for your living, get my sheep back." "Ok." "You work for the CIA!" "Damn, your right! How could you...!"
"Well,
1. nobody asked you to, but you came here!
2. you used a lot of technology to tell me something I already know.
and 3. I want my dog back"!

2007-02-18 06:39:23

#32

bennisboy: Member; +829|6645|Poundland

lol I once told a girl mate of mine a few jokes along the lines of "Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the sink", "What do you do if your wife comes out the kitchen and starts shouting at you? Make the chain shorter" and "How do you open an ice cold beer while watching the football? You shouldn't have to, the bitch should already have done it for you"

funniest thing is she's a feminist so I got a huge slap. Shes very slap happy actually.

2007-02-18 06:50:11

#33

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6489|Menlo Park, CA

Here is a joke you guys might like!

Little nine year old boy is walking across the street in Northern Ireland and gets hit by a passing car breaking both his legs. . .

Ambulance shows up to administer medical care, and the ambulance driver asks the young boy if he would like to see a priest in his time of need. . .

The young boy responds. . ."How the hell do you expect me to think about sex at a time like this!?"

Last edited by fadedsteve (2007-02-18 06:51:06)

2007-02-18 06:57:45

#34

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6522|the Netherlands

Now Thats Funny !!!

2007-02-18 07:43:05

#35

Sup3r_Dr4gon: Boat sig is not there anymore; +214|6326|Australia

lol +1 4 U

2007-02-18 12:41:11

#36

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6644|Ohio

there was a similar joke in readers digest, only about a woman who asks a genie for peace in the middle east

2007-02-18 17:06:27

#37

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|6657|South West England

lol +1 :p thats good

2007-02-18 17:40:45

#38

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6410|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

bootsy wrote:
didnt read, to long

I'd hate to see you cross a book.

2007-02-18 17:49:56

#39

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6444|The Land of Scott Walker

ATG wrote:
imop,
this simply points out the futility of the belief in God;
A) he dangles a wish in front of you, yet sets conditions and basically cheats you out on the whole idea of granting a wish because it comes with some sort of moral judgment and multiple clauses.
B) If there is a God, he created woman as a cruel trick. It's like, steak tastes great broiled, but eventually you got to shit it out which leads to a need for toilet paper and a sewer system, eventually hemroids and perhaps ass cancer.

All in all...

no +1

Have another beer, ATG. God made it possible for us to make it . . . and He invented sex. +1 to the 1,000,000th power of 10 to God.

2007-02-18 17:50:14

#40

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|6636|Wigan. Manchester. England.

Quite funny. No +1 from me though

2007-02-19 01:23:48

#41

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6489|Menlo Park, CA

This might be a tad un-politically correct, but its a stupid joke that my boss told me!!

Whats the difference between St. Patricks day and Martin Luther King Jr. day. . . .

Everybody wants to become Irish for the day on St. Paddys day. . . .

BF2S Forums I just thought this would give some of ya a good night laugh.

Havok wrote:

bootsy wrote:

ATG wrote:

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