My mate said if you dont mastermate for 8 days, i think it was 8
you have a wet dream, he said he did.
have any of you come across this yourself?
you have a wet dream, he said he did.
have any of you come across this yourself?
Poll
How Often Do You Masturbate ?
| Once a day. | 45% | 45% - 215 | ||||
| Twice a day. | 13% | 13% - 63 | ||||
| 3 Time or more a day. | 9% | 9% - 46 | ||||
| Once a week. | 20% | 20% - 98 | ||||
| Once a Month. | 2% | 2% - 13 | ||||
| Never! | 2% | 2% - 11 | ||||
| Masturbate ??? | 5% | 5% - 25 | ||||
| Total: 471 | ||||||
No, but then again I might be impeding that.scottomus0 wrote:
My mate said if you dont mastermate for 8 days, i think it was 8
you have a wet dream, he said he did.
have any of you come across this yourself?
I'm trying to cut it down to like once every two days if that.
15laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
set urself some morals guys wat r u like around the 20 give or take gosh lol
Atheist
No need for a moral stopping me from doing something as natural as this. Ya know primates masturebate in the wild. But the Zookeeps shock the shit out of them when they start doing it so they dont get caught doing it infront of kids.
No i don't think thats correct but god damnit it makes sense!
Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-02-09 16:25:21)
15 more years! 15 more years!
Jeez, if i stop for a day ill have 1.scottomus0 wrote:
My mate said if you dont mastermate for 8 days, i think it was 8
you have a wet dream, he said he did.
have any of you come across this yourself?
Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-02-09 16:27:18)
15 more years! 15 more years!
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
LMFAO he was wanking at a friends house.... this forum has become pure comedy.Macca wrote:
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
whenever i have a lot of homework... i take a trip to the toilet! LOL!!!!
Looolllz !!!!!X-Ecuti0ner wrote:
whenever i have a lot of homework... i take a trip to the toilet! LOL!!!!
This is a good way to relax and take a break
petit cochon Andoura....
Last edited by PvtStPoK (2007-02-10 11:16:11)
i love to have a chat with farmer palmer and his five daughters a few times a day, BUT my missus wants sex also so i have to get my redbull out to give me energy.
i like jerkin my gherkin about 2 hrs before i lay the pipe to my wife, i can make her walk funny i tag it so long!!!
Last edited by hate&discontent (2007-02-10 11:42:21)
I was looking throw the poll and i saw that 2 people have voted for NEVER !!!!!! So those 2 guys have a damn good girlfriend or they have a real problem
Err....being a chick i only do it when my B/F's away, I'd hate him to think he wasn't satisfying me, then i'd do it once maybe twice a day if i was horny.
ewwww
Good to see I still hold the record.....don't know if I should feel proud....or reevaluate my life....
hey, what ever floats your boat=JoD=Corithus wrote:
Good to see I still hold the record.....don't know if I should feel proud....or reevaluate my life....
every other day? i dunno, depends when i feel like it really
Some of you guys need to control yourself. If your penis was alive i think that some of them would detach themselves rather than being abused 4 to 10 times a day.
Yah, whats wrong with that?Macca wrote:
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
42% say once a day . . . you people need to get laid.
Just think that each time you masturbate that one of those sperms could be the next hitler,president,Richest man on earth, Etc... Kinda weird if you think about it..
Oh my god. Your right, i just realized that every sperm i waste is the possibility of another human with there own unique 'spirit'.
Wow
I feel bad now
I need some porn
Wow
I feel bad now
I need some porn
15 more years! 15 more years!
Nah, not unless you donate your little swimmers. Need a woman for the possibility of another human.
naahh i dont think about that... because i will have the same sperm when ill be ready for a kid :).... So I keep masturbating once a day on those nise porn star looolZeRoLiFe wrote:
Just think that each time you masturbate that one of those sperms could be the next hitler,president,Richest man on earth, Etc... Kinda weird if you think about it..
lol, my friend was wanking it at my friends house and he got it on the hoodie on the floor!! ahhascottomus0 wrote:
Yah, whats wrong with that?Macca wrote:
What.The.Fuck?scottomus0 wrote:
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
When your friends were asleep?...
lol
My friend was so pissed.