Noob toobers
Last edited by Bert10099 (2006-01-08 16:36:03)
i second toronto
omg that is so true sometimes i almost blow the computer when it happens to me (and it happens to me alot speaicaly on wake island)Sgt.Gene wrote:
people who stand infront of your jet when u r taking off then u tk them and get kicked from the server
WAKE ISLAND ROCKS (WHEN UR CHINA AND U GOT A PLANE)
grenade launcher wielding tk'ing asshole commanders that jump infront of your vehicle because they think its theirs (got me kicked from the server when he ran infront of the jet I was piloting).
I hope this is your pathetic attempt to be sarcastic.FoodNipple101 wrote:
You know what REALLY grins my gears. YOU AMERICA!!!
Obviously someone has never watched family guy...Alert Medic wrote:
I hope this is your pathetic attempt to be sarcastic.FoodNipple101 wrote:
You know what REALLY grins my gears. YOU AMERICA!!!
No, I guess not enough to get the joke. Thanks for clearing that up.
i hate it when ur in an APC firing at a target and your teammate jumps into your line of fire on purpose AND then punuishes u for them being a jackass.
I hate when you pull out a nade pull the pin and just as you are about to throw that sucker a team mate runs in front of you and blocks the throw dumping that live nade in the lap of a group of team mates who all punish you getting you kicked from a server. lol I had this happen today
Here's what grinds my gears.
I am in a gaming clan that is coming up on its 8th year of operation. We are a North American clan. We've played RvS, UT, BF, and a few other gaes here and there. We have a few players who are currently active and live in the UK, really great guys. We all play BF2 together so when I get on I will go play in any server they are in if I can. Well a popular pick for our UK players is the UK1 clans server, here's where the problems start and it has nothing to do with pings.
Several weeks back, I would say about 5 of us were playing in there server. Our team was performing great with most of us in the top 7 of our team and top 10 on ther server at the time. Mind you, there was UK1 members playing on the server at that time on the other team. All of a sudden every member of my clan was kicked from the server. We had no idea why, litterally no idea at all. So we continue on to another server and finish off the night of playing.
A few days later some of the UK guys from my clan were on and they were playing, so again myself and some others clanmates got on and played on the server they were on, UK1's server. Played fine for a couple of hours. I would say about halfway through some of the UK1 players were getting on and again they were on the other team and my clanmates and I were scoring probaby top 10 in the server. We finished the map we played withmour team winning and all the medals going to us BGE'ers, good job guys. Either way at the start of the next map, within 2 minutes of play we were all kcied and BANNED from the server!!!
Well needless to say we were a little ticked and wnted to know why we were kicked, so one of my UK guys took the liberty to go to there forums and request an explanation. They coulda of said they didn't like "yanks" or they hated the letters of our team, woulda been acceptable, after all it is there erver and they can decide who plays on it. But when tey had the nerver to say we were al STAT PADDING, well needless to say that ticked us all off.
To this day there has never been a cheater ever in our clan. The community is more than welcome to look at any BGE profile and I guarantee there will be no hint of stat padding. Heck I myslef got most of my points using Anti-Tank, my first expert, how the heck I could stat pad with that boggles me.
My point to this long rant is what grinds my gears. It grinds my gears that a clan has to be so childlike that when they are getting beat on there own server they have to kick and ban us and still not atleast have the balls to say the real reason why. Screw you guys at UK1 and I sure hope someone from there clan can read this for all the community to see. Again look at any of out "[BGE]" profiles and learn to play you pansy little UK1 pricks.
Punching out!!!
I am in a gaming clan that is coming up on its 8th year of operation. We are a North American clan. We've played RvS, UT, BF, and a few other gaes here and there. We have a few players who are currently active and live in the UK, really great guys. We all play BF2 together so when I get on I will go play in any server they are in if I can. Well a popular pick for our UK players is the UK1 clans server, here's where the problems start and it has nothing to do with pings.
Several weeks back, I would say about 5 of us were playing in there server. Our team was performing great with most of us in the top 7 of our team and top 10 on ther server at the time. Mind you, there was UK1 members playing on the server at that time on the other team. All of a sudden every member of my clan was kicked from the server. We had no idea why, litterally no idea at all. So we continue on to another server and finish off the night of playing.
A few days later some of the UK guys from my clan were on and they were playing, so again myself and some others clanmates got on and played on the server they were on, UK1's server. Played fine for a couple of hours. I would say about halfway through some of the UK1 players were getting on and again they were on the other team and my clanmates and I were scoring probaby top 10 in the server. We finished the map we played withmour team winning and all the medals going to us BGE'ers, good job guys. Either way at the start of the next map, within 2 minutes of play we were all kcied and BANNED from the server!!!
Well needless to say we were a little ticked and wnted to know why we were kicked, so one of my UK guys took the liberty to go to there forums and request an explanation. They coulda of said they didn't like "yanks" or they hated the letters of our team, woulda been acceptable, after all it is there erver and they can decide who plays on it. But when tey had the nerver to say we were al STAT PADDING, well needless to say that ticked us all off.
To this day there has never been a cheater ever in our clan. The community is more than welcome to look at any BGE profile and I guarantee there will be no hint of stat padding. Heck I myslef got most of my points using Anti-Tank, my first expert, how the heck I could stat pad with that boggles me.
My point to this long rant is what grinds my gears. It grinds my gears that a clan has to be so childlike that when they are getting beat on there own server they have to kick and ban us and still not atleast have the balls to say the real reason why. Screw you guys at UK1 and I sure hope someone from there clan can read this for all the community to see. Again look at any of out "[BGE]" profiles and learn to play you pansy little UK1 pricks.
Punching out!!!
Probably already noted, but I'll say it again for good measure...
Nothing worse than being a sniper, strategically taking down the enemy in an awesome spot near the end of the game, only to have a medic run up behind you and start tossing medpacks at you, screaming "First Aid! Here!!" Basically turning himself and you into a prime target...a loud, jumping target.
This followed up with teammates who feel that it is absolutely necessary to run in front of your line of fire, or just have this horrible urge to lie down next to you and get comfortable...and that mostly happens with teammates who don't have sniping weapons.
Nothing worse than being a sniper, strategically taking down the enemy in an awesome spot near the end of the game, only to have a medic run up behind you and start tossing medpacks at you, screaming "First Aid! Here!!" Basically turning himself and you into a prime target...a loud, jumping target.
This followed up with teammates who feel that it is absolutely necessary to run in front of your line of fire, or just have this horrible urge to lie down next to you and get comfortable...and that mostly happens with teammates who don't have sniping weapons.
Stat padders, mucks up the whole point of bf2 in the first place, one guy i know went on a ts server with his friend and they killed each other 7 & 5 times to get their knife and pistol badges so they could get the rank of first sergeant (if they ever get there). I like to earn my badges in earnest, not with some smacktard who wants and "advanced rank".
http://bf2s.com/player/davidthelegend/
or this icelandic guy u can check who I think hacks, but hey
http://bf2s.com/player/Rec0n.Blazer/
http://bf2s.com/player/davidthelegend/
or this icelandic guy u can check who I think hacks, but hey
http://bf2s.com/player/Rec0n.Blazer/
i hate...
BUNNY HOPPERS
ppl that cant play the game and complain
ppl that suck at flying
ppl that punsih for stupid things when its their fault
ppl that r like O OWNED NOOB
COMMANDERS THAT ARTY U when they could of taken out a whole convoy a armor
ppl that dont know what joining a sqaud reeally means (teamwork)
Spec Ops that get so mad cause they think there better than u and blow u up cause u got the the vehicle 1st
^thats what i hate the most
BUNNY HOPPERS
ppl that cant play the game and complain
ppl that suck at flying
ppl that punsih for stupid things when its their fault
ppl that r like O OWNED NOOB
COMMANDERS THAT ARTY U when they could of taken out a whole convoy a armor
ppl that dont know what joining a sqaud reeally means (teamwork)
Spec Ops that get so mad cause they think there better than u and blow u up cause u got the the vehicle 1st
^thats what i hate the most
Nothing grinds my gears more then this _ EA's stupid punishment system . Not only do we have to STILL put up with TKing but now we also have to put up with nOOBs punishing you for THEIR STUPID MISTAKES !!!!!
Things like you pack a car full of troops . Some idiot hits the exit vehicle button , gets run over , punishes you for it and you get kicked from the server . Idots who run directly across the street , right in front of your tank when your at full speed , they get run over , you get punished and booted from the server . Things like dropping artillery on a flag that only has one team member defending it , but literally 10 enemy troops coverging on it . They get killed , you get punished . Yeah , like even the best player out there is gonna waste ten troops and save the Fing flag . Things like - you see a car full of troops and and enemy tank on it's way to take your flag . You drop mines down to blow them up as a defenseive measure . Some noob on your team get's in a car and not only heads directly into the tanks direction because he's too much of a noob to pay attention to the friggin radar but drives directly into your mines . He dies , you get punished and the tank drives in killing everyone and snags the flag . Now your looking at a booted screen again . Fuck EA for putting this stupid punishment system in . So god damn sick of suffering for 12 year old idiots . Pretty much runis the whole god damn game . Oh well , back to ET enemy territory I guess .
Things like you pack a car full of troops . Some idiot hits the exit vehicle button , gets run over , punishes you for it and you get kicked from the server . Idots who run directly across the street , right in front of your tank when your at full speed , they get run over , you get punished and booted from the server . Things like dropping artillery on a flag that only has one team member defending it , but literally 10 enemy troops coverging on it . They get killed , you get punished . Yeah , like even the best player out there is gonna waste ten troops and save the Fing flag . Things like - you see a car full of troops and and enemy tank on it's way to take your flag . You drop mines down to blow them up as a defenseive measure . Some noob on your team get's in a car and not only heads directly into the tanks direction because he's too much of a noob to pay attention to the friggin radar but drives directly into your mines . He dies , you get punished and the tank drives in killing everyone and snags the flag . Now your looking at a booted screen again . Fuck EA for putting this stupid punishment system in . So god damn sick of suffering for 12 year old idiots . Pretty much runis the whole god damn game . Oh well , back to ET enemy territory I guess .
I can understand if a missile is fired from a jet with a lock on a hostile aircraft and the enemy pilot goes evasive it is perfectly plausible that the missile will miss. Which is fine.
Why then does the missile suddenly choose to lock onto a friendly Cobra or Blackhawk with a full crew?
Should it not explode if it misses the target?
Not go zooming off looking for the nearest airborne object friend, foe or seagull?
I have been kicked froma server twice because of this and lost hundreds of points in other instances. Its just not on! Buy some better misiles EA! Ones that either lock on properly or detonate if they miss.
Why then does the missile suddenly choose to lock onto a friendly Cobra or Blackhawk with a full crew?
Should it not explode if it misses the target?
Not go zooming off looking for the nearest airborne object friend, foe or seagull?
I have been kicked froma server twice because of this and lost hundreds of points in other instances. Its just not on! Buy some better misiles EA! Ones that either lock on properly or detonate if they miss.
The collision meshes on the J10. When on the Essex, 95% of my hits register as hits, but only about 10% of them inflict damage.
What really torques me.
I am laying suppressive fire in a Humvee or LAV while other squads are advancing and some
Buffoon drives off aimlessly and low and behold around the corner is Anti-armor or a Bradley
that takes us out.
I want to TK the Buffoon, that really torques me, "Get back into the fight", doesn't mean block bullets and rockets or FUBAR an ADHOC tactical maneuver.
I am laying suppressive fire in a Humvee or LAV while other squads are advancing and some
Buffoon drives off aimlessly and low and behold around the corner is Anti-armor or a Bradley
that takes us out.
I want to TK the Buffoon, that really torques me, "Get back into the fight", doesn't mean block bullets and rockets or FUBAR an ADHOC tactical maneuver.
I hate it when a FULL HUMVEE of friendly troops decides to run over some of my strategicly placed, though clearly marked AT mines and EVERONE INSIDE THE CAR PUNISHES ME, causing me to be kicked from the server.
Last edited by Erwin_Rommel188 (2006-01-17 23:17:28)
The whole owned slang , its weak & people should get over it.
So, I like to lace the guard rails on sharqi with c4, so when the first cars come through, it automatically detonates - no muss, no fuss, up to 6 kills What also pisses me off are the people on my side who race up to it to go base rape (I have no prob with that) - they stop look at the c4, slowly push against the rails, when they break and detonate, punish!!! I even sit there and say DON'T FARKING TOUCH IT, but they do.
smacktards.
smacktards.
c4's detonate by pushing against them?JimmyFo wrote:
What also pisses me off are the people on my side who race up to it to go base rape (I have no prob with that) - they stop look at the c4, slowly push against the rails, when they break and detonate, punish!!!
I didnt know that,thought you had to push the button to detonate them
learn something new everyday...
You know what grinds my gears?
Bf2.
Bf2.
It's probably my connection settings vs server setup or something, but...
What grinds my gears is that every time I try to look up my stats, the following occurs.
1. I excitedly type the bf2s url into the url pane in Opera, besides myself with joy at not having to open BF2 (and thus get sucked into four hours of playing unintentionally) to look up my stats.
2. I brace myself as I enter the pertinent info in the correct box, ready to see how lame I really really am; how many millions (exaggeration, but only slight, unfortunately) of times I've died; how far away I am from anything resembling goodness at this blasted game.
3. I find myself in a queue. Not unexpected. It says I'm only #75/#75, so I hit refresh a few seconds later to keep check.
4. To my horror, I am now #187/#122. I'm shocked. I'm SO bad that I'm OUTSIDE the queue.
5. I try again.
6. Great. Now the number's going down! Except...
7. It hits #57, and then suddenly I'm #182/#182.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
ARGH!
Further annoyances:
1. People not joining squads of their own accord, but being perfectly willing to do so when invited. Hm.
2. People leaving said squads in order to NOT be squad leader, so they can spawn on someone else - without any kind of warning to the next in line to be squad leader. This CAN be amusing, though. Sortof like musical chairs. With machine guns.
3. Not having a clue what 'noob tubing' is, but having some sort of vague impression that people dislike grenade launchers.
4. Jets that kill me after I just traipsed the full length of the map. On foot. It's just impolite.
5. Trying to NOT jog the mouse while flying a jet, because I insist on having a bizarre keyboard-flight, mouse-weapons setup.
6. Attack helicopters that follow me while I'm swimming - just for the torture, I suspect. Five feet away, following slowly. "Yes, my pretty. Get to land. Then I'll drop eight missiles on your arse."
7. Damage indicators telling me I'm being shot from behind when the shooter is standing three feet in front of me.
8. Damage indicators generally screwing up, leaving me spinning and whirling like some ballerina in combat fatigues on LSD at a disco.
9. People ignoring my repeated pleas for a pickup when I face the prospect of walking the full length of the map... just to get killed by a jet.
10. Somehow always managing to be 'Assault' when I run into a tank or mechanized unit, and always 'Anti-tank' when I run into infantry.
11. People switching teams to the winning side.
12. Scorewhores in general.
13. People who write long numbered lists.
What grinds my gears is that every time I try to look up my stats, the following occurs.
1. I excitedly type the bf2s url into the url pane in Opera, besides myself with joy at not having to open BF2 (and thus get sucked into four hours of playing unintentionally) to look up my stats.
2. I brace myself as I enter the pertinent info in the correct box, ready to see how lame I really really am; how many millions (exaggeration, but only slight, unfortunately) of times I've died; how far away I am from anything resembling goodness at this blasted game.
3. I find myself in a queue. Not unexpected. It says I'm only #75/#75, so I hit refresh a few seconds later to keep check.
4. To my horror, I am now #187/#122. I'm shocked. I'm SO bad that I'm OUTSIDE the queue.
5. I try again.
6. Great. Now the number's going down! Except...
7. It hits #57, and then suddenly I'm #182/#182.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
ARGH!
Further annoyances:
1. People not joining squads of their own accord, but being perfectly willing to do so when invited. Hm.
2. People leaving said squads in order to NOT be squad leader, so they can spawn on someone else - without any kind of warning to the next in line to be squad leader. This CAN be amusing, though. Sortof like musical chairs. With machine guns.
3. Not having a clue what 'noob tubing' is, but having some sort of vague impression that people dislike grenade launchers.
4. Jets that kill me after I just traipsed the full length of the map. On foot. It's just impolite.
5. Trying to NOT jog the mouse while flying a jet, because I insist on having a bizarre keyboard-flight, mouse-weapons setup.
6. Attack helicopters that follow me while I'm swimming - just for the torture, I suspect. Five feet away, following slowly. "Yes, my pretty. Get to land. Then I'll drop eight missiles on your arse."
7. Damage indicators telling me I'm being shot from behind when the shooter is standing three feet in front of me.
8. Damage indicators generally screwing up, leaving me spinning and whirling like some ballerina in combat fatigues on LSD at a disco.
9. People ignoring my repeated pleas for a pickup when I face the prospect of walking the full length of the map... just to get killed by a jet.
10. Somehow always managing to be 'Assault' when I run into a tank or mechanized unit, and always 'Anti-tank' when I run into infantry.
11. People switching teams to the winning side.
12. Scorewhores in general.
13. People who write long numbered lists.
Last edited by Auqakuh2213 (2006-01-23 09:43:44)
People who ruin a good mexican knife fight.
I was in karkland today and me and two other dudes of the other team were having a knife fight. BAM! we all got killed by some dudes grenade.
lastnight i watching two guys go at it with just knives, and BAM! 3 of us killed by the M203.
if you want to get some kills, join the fight! don't blow us all up!
I was in karkland today and me and two other dudes of the other team were having a knife fight. BAM! we all got killed by some dudes grenade.
lastnight i watching two guys go at it with just knives, and BAM! 3 of us killed by the M203.
if you want to get some kills, join the fight! don't blow us all up!
the noob repeating he saw an enemy over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..............and over and over.
Plus all the messages on my screen, who killed who, yey i got someone, the annoying white letters on the left pof my screen who stick there for eternity......can i switch all that BS off somehow?
Plus all the messages on my screen, who killed who, yey i got someone, the annoying white letters on the left pof my screen who stick there for eternity......can i switch all that BS off somehow?