How often do you ....

2007-02-07 02:12:52

#51

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7059|Reykjavík, Iceland.

4-7 times a week.

frankyman_88 wrote:
DonFck wrote:
You have never given yourself a "stranger"? I suggest you try it, it's breathtaking.
Stranger....? could u please explain

Sit on your hand for 20 minutes until it's numb, then go ahead, it'll feel like someone else is doing it lol.

2007-02-07 02:13:41

#52

laughing_boy_2006: Member; +3|6519|Rockhampton, Queens, Australia

set urself some morals guys wat r u like around the 20 give or take gosh lol

2007-02-07 02:15:37

#53

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6861

laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
set urself some morals guys wat r u like around the 20 give or take gosh lol

no morals this is a unmoral thread anything goes lol

2007-02-07 02:15:46

#54

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
blademaster wrote:
frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
i used to lol but not nemore
You should help frankyman since he wants to know how to quit.
Ok well if he listens to me DO NOT do the following:

jerk off, jack off, wank, wank off, beat off, whack off, beat the meat, stroke the salami, choke the chicken, grease the axle, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, peel the banana, butter the lobster, change gears, walk the dog, polish the knob, onanism, spank the monkey, chase the weasel, whistle dixie, dick off, rub one out, whip the birdie, self-service, squeeze one off, sling jelly, bop the baloney, jack the beanstalk, dunk your dolphin, grease the sprocket, flog the log, punch the clown, squirt around, polish the low-quarters (military), captain jack (personified), played the organ, squeeze the lotion dispenser, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, flog the dolphin

rofl, they are the best sayings ever +1

2007-02-07 02:16:48

#55

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

blademaster wrote:
laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
set urself some morals guys wat r u like around the 20 give or take gosh lol
no morals this is a unmoral thread anything goes lol

anything goes ay? i rape kittens

2007-02-07 02:20:29

#56

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6861

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
blademaster wrote:
laughing_boy_2006 wrote:
set urself some morals guys wat r u like around the 20 give or take gosh lol
no morals this is a unmoral thread anything goes lol
anything goes ay? i rape kittens

someone needs to straighten out those kittens

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2007-02-07 02:23:03

#57

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

blademaster wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
blademaster wrote:

no morals this is a unmoral thread anything goes lol
anything goes ay? i rape kittens
someone needs to straighten out those kittens :p

Yeh, they wanted it bad, they consented at the time.....wtf

2007-02-07 02:23:08

#58

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

blademaster wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
blademaster wrote:

no morals this is a unmoral thread anything goes lol
anything goes ay? i rape kittens
someone needs to straighten out those kittens :p

Poo in their kity litter they will get a surprize.

2007-02-07 02:28:03

#59

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
blademaster wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

anything goes ay? i rape kittens
someone needs to straighten out those kittens :p
Poo in their kity litter they will get a surprize.

MMMMM kitty litter pooz, thats how those kat sluts like it

2007-02-07 02:28:37

#60

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6847|Finland

That's it, you sick fucks. I'm out of this one.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-02-07 02:31:28

#61

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

Weak, you can't even take naughty kitty talk

2007-02-07 02:34:47

#62

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

I love it when they piss all over me. if they are very good i give them a smacko ( or is that for dogs)?

2007-02-07 02:44:38

#63

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6538|Orrstrayleea

ummmmm, lol, that was a bit to far, im over horny kitty talk, and ummm yeh smakoz are for dogs

2007-02-07 02:47:15

#64

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
ummmmm, lol, that was a bit to far, im over horny kitty talk, and ummm yeh smakoz are for dogs

It's actually humanly impossible to go abit far it is the interats after all lol.

2007-02-07 03:53:24

#65

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|6937|Sydney, Australia

Kittens? NO. We don't need that here. That was and is the only warning.

Sisco10 wrote:
frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
Why do you want to stop?
Masturbation is useful in many ways, for many things.

I believe it was found that if males ejaculate 5 or more times per week, their risk of prostate cancer is drastically reduced. For those not in relationships and who don't want prostate cancer...

Also, I have never heard of a 'stranger', well the stranger you are talking about.

Mcminty.

2007-02-07 04:01:37

#66

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6661|Australia.

Only when I watch The O.C.

...

2007-02-07 04:52:21

#67

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

Macca wrote:
Only when I watch The O.C.

...

l000l oc it is the gayest show 8======

2007-02-07 05:08:11

#68

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6679|A W S M F O X

Depends, usually 4 times a day, sometimes much more..........

Sometimes i think ive broken my wookie.

2007-02-07 05:26:00

#69

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

JET_G raidensen wrote:
Depends, usually 4 times a day, sometimes much more..........

Sometimes i think ive broken my wookie.

Does your wookie snipe lol.

2007-02-07 05:33:44

#70

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6679|A W S M F O X

Depends on who's asking........

2007-02-07 05:44:10

#71

Entertayner: Member; +826|6786

I can think of plenty of Wookies you can break.

2007-02-07 05:49:20

#72

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

I know a wookie that shoots blanks.

2007-02-07 06:03:38

#73

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6679|A W S M F O X

My wookie shoots 88mm high explosive shells!!!!!

2007-02-07 06:05:17

#74

B00MH3ADSH0T: Fresh NoobCaeks Here; +118|6606|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

JET_G raidensen wrote:
My wookie shoots 88mm high explosive shells!!!!!

wow wee waaa

2007-02-07 06:07:49

#75

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6640

I don't wank, my scrotumn is the size of a space hopper.

Once a day.	45%	45% - 215
Twice a day.	13%	13% - 63
3 Time or more a day.	9%	9% - 46
Once a week.	20%	20% - 98
Once a Month.	2%	2% - 13
Never!	2%	2% - 11
Masturbate ???	5%	5% - 25
Total: 471

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