Jack Bauer killed Chuck Norris by jacking off. He fired his load into the toilet, and it went through the sewage system of LA all the way to Chuck's house piping, and it shot through the wall and blew Chuck's head apart.Heavy_Guns_91 wrote:
Chuck Norris could kill Jack Bauer in a room in over 187 different ways. Including using the room itself.
Poll
Who would win?
| Jack Bauer | 53% | 53% - 47 | ||||
| Chuck Norris | 46% | 46% - 41 | ||||
| Total: 88 | ||||||
Bauer is just lame.
Hasselhoff would intervene half way through the fight and shout "Dont hassel the Hoff" and run over both of them with his talking car
chuck learned from bruce lee......thats pretty badass.
but ill take both of em- http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … uzi009.flv
http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … era066.flv
but ill take both of em- http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … uzi009.flv
http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/ … era066.flv
its 50-50 at the moment with the poll.
Chuck Norris would win. No question.
Chuck Norris would win. No question.
Jack all the way!!!
All people named 'Keefer' or 'Qweefer' are frauds.... and I already beat chuck to a pulp in an argument back in the 80's
so me.
so me.
Last edited by An Enlarged Liver (2007-01-27 00:23:25)
The king of one-liners > Chuck Norris.
Hmmm.
On one side we have a real person, on the other a fictional character.
Since Chuck Norris would pay no attention whatsoever to any script Bauers writers waved in front of him, I'd say it'd come down to actual fighting talent.
So, on one side we have an ex-martial arts world champion many times over, on the other we have a Hollywood actor.
Therefore Chuck Norris would pummel Jack Bauer until he was nothing but a bloody, gristly stain on the pavement.
On one side we have a real person, on the other a fictional character.
Since Chuck Norris would pay no attention whatsoever to any script Bauers writers waved in front of him, I'd say it'd come down to actual fighting talent.
So, on one side we have an ex-martial arts world champion many times over, on the other we have a Hollywood actor.
Therefore Chuck Norris would pummel Jack Bauer until he was nothing but a bloody, gristly stain on the pavement.
jack bauer is a zombie now. with a taste for human flesh, he's unstoppable.
jack bauer has the "wink of death". he's done it twice.
[gay] he's also got a sexy voice that makes a hetero like me jealous. [/gay]
jack bauer has the "wink of death". he's done it twice.
[gay] he's also got a sexy voice that makes a hetero like me jealous. [/gay]
Last edited by MURcarnage (2007-01-31 10:30:46)