Chuck Norris is a tool

2007-01-26 20:30:07

#1

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7027|132 and Bush

Chuck Norris filled in for Sean Hannity tonight. He was interviewing this kid (Iraqi-American) and it was so obvious he was trying to set him up it was giving me nausea. The kid held his own. He is very intelligent for his age. I admire him holding holding off an obvious agenda.

[google]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8102487471363337424[/google]

Is it that obvious for you guys as well?
It really appears like he had some Fox producer in his ear telling him what to say.

PS, sorry it was a little crooked I didn't notice until I was done. I would have just ripped it off my dvr but unfortunately my dvr is jacked up as well.

Last edited by Kmarion (2007-01-26 20:39:24)

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2007-01-26 20:31:05

#2

UnknownRanger: Squirrels, natures little speedbump.; +610|6771|Cali

*walks away crying*

2007-01-26 20:36:33

#3

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6820|The Gem Saloon

sean really screwed up on having that jack ass host his show......he knows martial arts, but apparently hasnt mastered the art of subtlety.

2007-01-26 20:37:03

#4

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6951|South Florida

Chuck Noris is so manly, he lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Noris is so great, his tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-01-26 20:37:11

#5

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7027|132 and Bush

Parker wrote:
sean really screwed up on having that jack ass host his show......he knows martial arts, but apparently hasnt mastered the art of subtlety.

lol, he has not.

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2007-01-26 20:44:56

#6

psH: Banned; +217|6810|Sydney

How dare you soil Chuck Norris's name, thou shalt be smited.

But seriously God (Chuck) really has gone a bit too far, however he was probably drunk, otherwise if he was sober, he would cure world peace by talking to this guy.

2007-01-26 20:46:11

#7

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7106

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Chuck Noris is so manly, he lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Noris is so great, his tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

OMFG I never laughed so hard in a long time. You should write comedy.

2007-01-26 20:47:49

#8

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7027|132 and Bush

Doms wrote:
How dare you soil Chuck Norris's name, thou shalt be smited.

But seriously God (Chuck) really has gone a bit too far, however he was probably drunk, otherwise if he was sober, he would cure world peace by talking to this guy.

lol, I should have put a warning to all his fans not to watch.

Chucky needs to stay away from politics. At least on TV.

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2007-01-26 20:58:28

#9

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6813

I didnt watch the whole thing, only about a minute of it. But if he is being "politically incorrect" then +1 to him.

2007-01-26 21:06:51

#10

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6964|Long Island, New York

I love ya and all Chuck, but HOW THE HELL WAS HE CHOSEN TO FILL IN? I mean seriously.

2007-01-26 21:07:00

#11

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6966|The Lost Highway

jonnykill wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Chuck Noris is so manly, he lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Noris is so great, his tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
OMFG I never laughed so hard in a long time. You should write comedy.

A.) He didn't make that shit up.

B.) Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

2007-01-26 21:10:17

#12

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7027|132 and Bush

Commie Killer wrote:
I didnt watch the whole thing, only about a minute of it. But if he is being "politically incorrect" then +1 to him.

He just kept trying to lead the kid to say things are better now Saddam is gone. That Iraq is safer now.

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2007-01-26 21:12:33

#13

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6793|Columbus, Ohio

Kmarion wrote:
Commie Killer wrote:
I didnt watch the whole thing, only about a minute of it. But if he is being "politically incorrect" then +1 to him.
He just kept trying to lead the kid to say things are better now Saddam is gone. That Iraq is safer now.

Ya...Chuck fails on so many levels. Mainly movies, but now I can add TV host to the list.

2007-01-26 21:18:29

#14

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6955|Global Command

I like Chuck less now. He seemed like a normal soul-less television person.

2007-01-26 21:24:50

#15

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7124

The worst thing Chuck Norris could do (Aside from this I suppose) is sell you a Bowflex. But at least now I have more of a reason to dislike him.

2007-01-26 21:32:53

#16

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7027|132 and Bush

I love how Chuck is telling him the way it really was under Saddam when the kids parents lived there.

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2007-01-26 21:49:19

#17

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6955|Global Command

Actors get waaayyyyyyyy too much credit for being smart just because they are handsome.
Like Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn... what tools.

2007-01-27 00:10:52

#18

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6917|Menlo Park, CA

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

2007-01-27 03:17:53

#19

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7191|Dallas

Chuck Norris once stood staring down the barrell of a tank without fear. Then, out of no where, reality kicked in and Chuck Norris was no more.

2007-01-27 03:28:20

#20

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7073

It's all Conan's fault with that stupid lever.

2007-01-27 04:17:38

#21

IG-Calibre: comhalta; +226|7168|Tír Eoghan, Tuaisceart Éireann

LMAO.. Chuck "So you were Christian in Iraq, did Saddam not crucify you people there?"

2007-01-27 06:42:57

#22

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,072|7198|PNW

Parker wrote:
sean really screwed up on having that jack ass host his show......he knows martial arts, but apparently hasnt mastered the art of subtlety.

Kicks to the head don't need subtlety.

2007-01-27 06:55:43

#23

JahManRed: wank; +646|7054|IRELAND

He didn't mention the rape rooms!!!!!

2007-01-27 07:53:32

#24

BVC: Member; +325|7122

All those old RE booklets, half the damned Christmas cards I look at, you couldn't tell a Christian from a Muslim if you only looked at the pictures and discarded the time of year...its all people wearing rags in the desert.

Last edited by Pubic (2007-01-27 07:54:04)

2007-01-27 08:03:35

#25

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6906|Somewhere else

Some of those chuck norris jokes WERE funny, but the man himself pissed all over them. When asked about those jokes, he half assed answered it and immediately when to plugging his new book.

Chucks out. Its MacGuyver now.

EDIT: MacGuyver lame as shit. but I always see a shit ton of Macguyver jokes lately. Rewashed Norris jokes.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-01-27 08:10:31)

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