^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
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Hallvard
Member
+263|6735|North Norway

yea, but do you expect the creator of all evil to be pretty?

and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...

(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)

Last edited by kmjnhb (2007-01-24 10:17:41)

^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

kmjnhb wrote:

yea, but do you expect the creator of all evil to be pretty?

and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...

(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)
well you answered you're own question there,

sure he could be pretty
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Hallvard
Member
+263|6735|North Norway

but Morgoth hated everything beautiful and he always made his character as discusting as possible unless he wanted to kiss some ass, then he always took a pretty shape
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6774|Southampton, UK

kmjnhb wrote:

yea, but do you expect the creator of all evil to be pretty?

and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...

(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)
Well:
He was a big girt bloke, then his finger got cut off so he died, then he was alive as a "Big motha Fuckin' Eye" then he died from the Gay couple of the Century by destroying his "Precious" Ring.
Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Well, Sauron sure is sensitive, one damn ring...
How can we be sure he is actually a male?

"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?

My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.

Edit: Realized I was wrong, Sauron can't possibly had a boyfriend, she's so ugly. Therefore, no nagging.

Last edited by Frotz (2007-01-24 14:02:26)

^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

Frotz wrote:

Well, Sauron sure is sensitive, one damn ring...
How can we be sure he is actually a male?

"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?

My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.
https://mith.ru/pp/sauron.jpg

sure looks male to me
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Who the fuck is that? That can't be Sauron! Looks like some guy from a commercial rather than the Dark Lord err. Dark Lady that is.

Last edited by Frotz (2007-01-24 14:03:59)

^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

Frotz wrote:

Who the fuck is that? That can't be Sauron! Looks like some guy from a commercial rather than the Dark Lord err. Dark Lady that is.
slayer will get you........
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Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Where's Slayer? Is he on my trail already?! RUN AWAY!

That the guy in the picture sure do resembles someone from a shampoo commercial me thinks.
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F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

Frotz wrote:

Where's Slayer? Is he on my trail already?! RUN AWAY!

That the guy in the picture sure do resembles someone from a shampoo commercial me thinks.
we all know you wished you were in Evil Squad, Delta Squad members are running away already...
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Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Shh, not so loud, everyone shouldn't know that I'm evil squad's undercover spy...
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F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

*cough  I didn't say anything  *cough
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6682

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Frotz wrote:

Well, Sauron sure is sensitive, one damn ring...
How can we be sure he is actually a male?

"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?

My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.
http://mith.ru/pp/sauron.jpg

sure looks male to me
Sure looks like you to me...
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Well, my Sauron is a chick conclusion was based upon facts before the picture was shown to me.

Have to evaluate the facts again.
Hallvard
Member
+263|6735|North Norway

Sauron is an ancient spirit... neither male or female
the_B3
BF2s EU 2142 Server Adore
+69|6855|The Netherlands
Sauron is the commercial name for a medicine. A rectal pill basically.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7023|Nårvei

Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6969|Hell, p.o box 666

Varegg wrote:

Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
As usual my advisor is right!

@Frotz: you have to be a part of the Gorgoroth-Chick-squad then! One reason, you are from sweden. Other reason, your name sounds mean
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F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

Sl4y3r wrote:

Varegg wrote:

Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
As usual my advisor is right!

@Frotz: you have to be a part of the Gorgoroth-Chick-squad then! One reason, you are from sweden. Other reason, your name sounds mean
I can smell the FEAR in this room !
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Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6969|Hell, p.o box 666

yeah, sorry I´ve farted
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|6994

Do disgruntled evil male maya elves choose the stig?
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

superfly_cox wrote:

Do disgruntled evil male maya elves choose the stig?
Elf women chose the stig ! Delta Scum !
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Frotz
Member
+15|6743|Sweden
Can't come up with a name, could anyone give me a suggestion?

Personally I'd like Lady ALLCAPS
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F*ckers
+3,135|6951|The Hague, Netherlands

Frotz wrote:

Can't come up with a name, could anyone give me a suggestion?

Personally I'd like Lady ALLCAPS
"Frotz the Spy"
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