its cool whenever you get a new badge, ribbon or medal on your bf2 account....something satisfying about that drum roll during play and the big side bar pop out up near your radar.....mmmmmmm
but after playing for a time now i have begun to see a few awards that are not being giving to players and have now written down here some new ones which EA and dice should strongly consider:
The Noob-Tube ribbon of merrit:
awarded to players who dont know that in real life the minimum arming distance of a GL round is further than they actually shoot their rounds on the game (i.e. POINT BLANK)
IAR: 20 kills
IAR: 15 deaths from explosive at close quaters
Helicopter/jet "sharing is shit" award :
awarded to players who believe the only way their team will win the round is if the player ALWAYS uses a specific jet/chopper for the ENTIRE round
IAR: 5 team kills (but only team members waitng for vehicle to re-spawn...how dare they ride in your vehicle...dont they know its got your name on it!!!)
Rambo commanders badge of personal conduct:
awarded to players who become commander in a round and run all over the map using the ARTY, UAV and supply drops for their own personal use, regardless of what the rest of the team wants or needs.
IAR: absolutly no communication with those pesky squad leaders...you can win this 64 player map on your own.
Vetran Noob badge of power up:
awarded to the player who finds every "red skull power up" on the map and then presses punish in the hope they get bonus points for their character
IAR:20 deaths from "red skull power up"
Support/medic ribbon of non-compliance:
awarded to player who think the ammo/medic bag is for their own use and cant be dropped in case they need it later in the round
IAR: ingnore 10 players standing right in front of you asking for ammo/first aid
Vetran Ji-hud explosives badge:
awarded to players who constantly place 8 ton of C4 onto a fast moving vehicle (quad bike or dune buggy)and then proceed and high speed into tanks and APC's then explode the lot and killing themselves
IAR: 10 armour kills
IAR: 10 simultaneous deaths by own explosives
Forgetful sniper badge of stupidity:
awarded to sniper class of player who climbs a building, places claymore at top of ladder and then later dies...to come back and climb same ladder and be killed by own claymore
IAR: 1 stupid kill for not looking for red skull....no matter how good the sniping spot is
Chopper pilot ribbon of education:
awarded to the player who jumps in the pilot seat of the black hawk and waits til the chopper is fully loaded then takes off and lets his fellow passengers know that he did not learn how to fly
IAR: 5 team kills in ONE BIG CRATER on the map
Anti armour badge of dumb-ass:
awarded to the player who truly thinks that bulltes from his pistol are really going to finish off that tank
IAR: 50+ 9mm pistol rounds fired at armour class vehicles
but after playing for a time now i have begun to see a few awards that are not being giving to players and have now written down here some new ones which EA and dice should strongly consider:
The Noob-Tube ribbon of merrit:
awarded to players who dont know that in real life the minimum arming distance of a GL round is further than they actually shoot their rounds on the game (i.e. POINT BLANK)
IAR: 20 kills
IAR: 15 deaths from explosive at close quaters
Helicopter/jet "sharing is shit" award :
awarded to players who believe the only way their team will win the round is if the player ALWAYS uses a specific jet/chopper for the ENTIRE round
IAR: 5 team kills (but only team members waitng for vehicle to re-spawn...how dare they ride in your vehicle...dont they know its got your name on it!!!)
Rambo commanders badge of personal conduct:
awarded to players who become commander in a round and run all over the map using the ARTY, UAV and supply drops for their own personal use, regardless of what the rest of the team wants or needs.
IAR: absolutly no communication with those pesky squad leaders...you can win this 64 player map on your own.
Vetran Noob badge of power up:
awarded to the player who finds every "red skull power up" on the map and then presses punish in the hope they get bonus points for their character
IAR:20 deaths from "red skull power up"
Support/medic ribbon of non-compliance:
awarded to player who think the ammo/medic bag is for their own use and cant be dropped in case they need it later in the round
IAR: ingnore 10 players standing right in front of you asking for ammo/first aid
Vetran Ji-hud explosives badge:
awarded to players who constantly place 8 ton of C4 onto a fast moving vehicle (quad bike or dune buggy)and then proceed and high speed into tanks and APC's then explode the lot and killing themselves
IAR: 10 armour kills
IAR: 10 simultaneous deaths by own explosives
Forgetful sniper badge of stupidity:
awarded to sniper class of player who climbs a building, places claymore at top of ladder and then later dies...to come back and climb same ladder and be killed by own claymore
IAR: 1 stupid kill for not looking for red skull....no matter how good the sniping spot is
Chopper pilot ribbon of education:
awarded to the player who jumps in the pilot seat of the black hawk and waits til the chopper is fully loaded then takes off and lets his fellow passengers know that he did not learn how to fly
IAR: 5 team kills in ONE BIG CRATER on the map
Anti armour badge of dumb-ass:
awarded to the player who truly thinks that bulltes from his pistol are really going to finish off that tank
IAR: 50+ 9mm pistol rounds fired at armour class vehicles
Last edited by MikeBlades (2006-01-05 05:45:44)