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MastersMom wrote:
"Helen, you and I are both in sales. Now, let me tell you why I suck."
MastersMom wrote:
"Helen, you and I are both in sales. Now, let me tell you why I suck."
tommy boyMastersMom wrote:
Ok, since there's still people interested I'll give a clue. A coninuation of the original quote. If you guys don't get it after this one I'll give a clue about the actors.
"Helen, you and I are both in sales. Now, let me tell you why I suck. Let's say I go into some guys office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well than I get all excited! I'm like 'Jo Jo the Idiot Circus Boy' with a pretty new pet! The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, cause I love it, I love my little pet. But you're naughty, you're a naughty little pet, and that's when I (*makes cracking sounds*) OH NOOO!! NO, I KILLED IT!! I killed my sale. And that's when I BLOW IT!"
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Rory Breaker in "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"Krappyappy wrote:
'If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. '
Plank in the Bren-gun scene, I believe.. Same movie, though.Krappyappy wrote:
'Ah! They fucking shot me!'
'Well, fucking shoot 'em back!'
*kaboom*
'Jesus, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
'I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? '
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Miewp !!!! ..... to late sonTryfanMan wrote:
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Next one:
"I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid ass, that you'll shit snow for a year!
i really to see that movie.DonFck wrote:
Plank in the Bren-gun scene, I believe.. Same movie, though.
My turn:
-"P" Political "U" Unrest "S" Stabilize, another "S" Society "Y" Yeah!
-Yeah?
-Yeah!
and
"So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to fight the white man. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now muthafuckas."
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this is spinal tapWell, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
Witchblade ??Krappyappy wrote:
this is spinal tapWell, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
next quote
"i wish someone would kill me right now."
"do you want me to kill you?"
"go for it."
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- Mean GirlsMastersMom wrote:
Next:
"I have a nephew named Anferny, and I know how much he hates it when I call him Anthony. Almost as much as I hate the fact that my sister named him Anferny."
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