BF2S Forums Petition to revoke Paris Hilton's Celebrity Status

This petition is to revoke Paris Hilton's celebrity status. I was thinking, as I saw her face smirking at me from my morning newspaper, (some article about her becoming an alcohol spokesmodel or something, unfortunatly I projectile vomited on my newspaper as soon as I saw it so couldn't fully read the article,) I wondered why the Hell she was famous. Then it hit me: People give her fame! I then assumed that, potentially, people can also take fame back.
I hereby decree that we should band together to revoke Ms Hilton's undeserved celebrity status. This would also mean that spin-offs from the one thing which skyrocketed her from the gutter, (gold-plated and jewel encrusted as that particular gutter may be,) to the world stage, (the sex tape, kudos to anyone who saw it, I, unfortunatly, am not brave enough,) - things such as "The Simple Life" and that terrible, terrible album of hers will be outlawed, and copys of the new version of the film "House of Wax" will be confiscated and replaced by the new Directors cut. This will feature the Paris Hilton death scene, and the end bit when the house is melting, (that was pretty sweet.)
Furthermore, and most importantly, the press shall be ordered to leave her the fuck alone. She will not be allowed to prance around infront of the press and will be arrested on sight if she is seen to be doing so.
The aim is one million signatures, and I am sure that many people feel as I feel, and that this target will be reached.
However, if this petition fails, I still urge you to ignore this bitch, (yes I am aware of the hypocracy.)

Thank you.