BF2S Forums I might not come back alive tonight. I'll miss you dudes and dudettes.

Good luck and God speed. I pray that you survive the rabid last minute shoppers.

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Superior Mind wrote:

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cablecopulate wrote:

I'm going to the mall now.


Wish me luck.

Rofl, watch out for the party girls...

Darky wrote:

Need UAV and arty support?

win.

cablecopulate wrote:

I'm going to the mall now.


Wish me luck.

We should have given you all of our last minute shopping lists to take care of.
There's no need for all of us last minute shoppers to have to suffer.
I need something for my 11, 6, and 5 year old nephews and 5 yo niece.
I will do it tomorrow after work.  Any Ideas for about $50 apiece.  It will most likely be video games for all.

A mall is much more fun if it's full of zombies and you can use whatever tools to splatter them.

keep your eyes open for those crafty mec engy's.
that shotgun is deadly.
and the j 10 on the trip there, man, itll blow the shit out of your hummer.
your probably safer just taking the uss essex, as long as you dont get strafed, or c4'd.
Shit, just hide under some stairs until you can get the next spawning apc.
much safer.

i_am_pumpkin_man wrote:

keep your eyes open for those crafty mec engy's.
that shotgun is deadly.
and the j 10 on the trip there, man, itll blow the shit out of your hummer.
your probably safer just taking the uss essex, as long as you dont get strafed, or c4'd.
Shit, just hide under some stairs until you can get the next spawning apc.
much safer.

You need help.

Fucking mall, man. Okay, first of all, the mall is less than 10 minutes away and I just got back now, over 2 hours later.

It's usually a fucking madhouse in that area, literally taking 20 minutes to get through two sets of lets 200feet apart. I didn't have that problem, and I got a good parking spot right away. When the place I'm at is busy I take the first spot I see because it's better than being the person driving around looking for "THE" spot to have. So I take that spot which was good, and there was about 5 that were closer. Not a big deal. So I get into the store, mention I have something on hold, they get it, all that good jazz.

Here is where it gets annoying and shady. So my girlfriend had my debit card, so I had to pay by check. He's like "I have to call this in." uh, ok. Before I go on, let me say that ever since I started shaving my head three years ago I get followed, checked, followed some more, stared at. All the annoying things that can heppen to you while you shop. So I'm positive this fucking douchebag is calling for that reason. Sure I could be wayyyy off, but if they call in every check that gets written during Christmas season, they aren't going to have much time to sell shit to other people.

So the kid calls and he doesn't even know the number he's supposed to give the company, and just generally wasting my time I could have been using to post on the interweb. So after 10 minutes of listening to him stutter/studder/talk funny on the phone, he comes back and says he can't take my check. Jigga what? I ask if they gave him a reason, he says no. I ask if they gave him a number I can call, he says no. And yes, I had more than enough to cover the purchase in the bank. I've never bounced a check.

So I ask him to hold it until tomorrow, I'll pick it up then and pay cash. "Oh, uh, we can't hold it overnight. Well, you'll be here in the morning?" I ask what time they close tonight, he says 11. Oh, but I got to see a car accident in the parking lot when I left. I don't know what the fuck these people were thinking, but two cars were driving and then one reversed into another. Good job, ace.

So now I gotta drive 40 minutes away to get my debit card, hit my bank's atm (on the way, so not a side trip), and drive the 40 minutes back.

All that effort and it's not even for me.

Maybe, but I'm insanely good looking. It balances.

I think you just derailed your own thread...